Do not wonder into dark places as you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

GitHub is for gits. 😜

>: Increase gay? (Y/N)

I had a dream I helped a furry in a fursuit make pasta so they wouldn't get tomato sauce on their paws. Hmmm. M'kay, brain, I guess I would make a good roomate for furries. ☺️

How debased, depraved and disgusting does someone have to be to know (not suspect, KNOW) that someone is a rapist pedophile and still acknowledge him, let alone support him? Apparently our Prime Minister is, and many people besides. 🙄

One of my favourite subjects is pre-Columbian contact between the Americas and the rest of the world. This 1st Century Roman mosaic from Pompeii caused me quite a lot of mental anguish until @CottonCandyandRazorblades pointed out the damn "pineapple" (Ananas […] [Original post on ohai.social]

Why yes, if you slow down and call out to me as you drive past, I *will* jump right into bed with you and your buddies, that's totally how it works /s 🙄 I thought I was too old for sexual harassment. I'd just like to be able to walk up the road to the shops and back, guys, you know? 😑 #sexism […]

Don't dead open inside. 💀

It took me 3 days to get a GP appointment, but at least I am now more ill than I was on Monday. That way the doctor can be sure what's wrong. 🤪 /s

Hi #foss / #softwaredev folk! Please could someone kindly explain what "boilerplate" code is when it comes to software libraries? Human answers only, please. Ta x

Experiencing post-coital bliss, after a little while I decided to check my phone. I tapped on Mastodon. Low and beyhold, Nigel Farage's racist f***ing face. 😱 Don't do it, my lovelies. Just stay in the bliss. 😑

A minor point, but someone on here shared an amusing example of an LLM getting basic arithmetic wrong. In addition to this, the LLM was using metres, but not following the BIPM standard. Yeah yeah, big deal, right? /s Honestly tho, shouldn't an "AI" be meticulously correct and "know" these […]

Please keep posting your art; drawings, paintings, poems, photos, comics, doodles, music, whatever. Culture is one of the few things that make us remarkable as a species, and paramount it properly aids the preservation of humankind's emotional expression. And do remember, a computer *cannot* […]

My neighbor: "10:00 pm, perfect time to do some hammering!" Same neighbor: "07:00 am, perfect time to do some hammering!" Every other neighbor: "Must be that tr*nny upstairs!" 😑

Please don't take sourceless news posts at face value. A lot of you do that. Anyone can call their feed "news" or "press". Anyone can exagerate or just make stuff up. 🤷‍♀️ Check for sources and verify them, ESPECIALLY if the news confirms your own biases or you want it to be true […]

It's quite interesting how long the LLM bubble has managed to stave off popping. I'm quite certain, however, that LLMs are here to stay post-bubble, but will be much enshittified.

RE: https://ohai.social/@thejessiekirk/116154343173725138 Although, I still endeavour to speak the King's, of course. 🧐🇬🇧 🙃🤪

After much research, I am now capable of understanding about 70% of what kids are saying. ☺️ Although "unc slop" took me a while. 🤪

I will not abide *anyone* taking this as an opportunity to be awful to Muslims or Jews, frankly.

The US just blew up a school and killed dozens of little girls inside it. Why? Just... why? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn5ge95q6y7t

Give it 10 years and it'll be brilliant. Yup. Boy howdy. 🙃

People do like to quote Stafford Beer on hern, don't they? "The purpose of a system is what it does." I find him dreadfully dull. 😜

Jesus Christ! https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn5ge95q6y7t

I don't know what this says about me but when I was a kid I had Polly Pocket and Mighty Max and they got married and fought evil together.

[Food, medical stuff] Uuuurgh I feel so awful and I've not been able to eat anything today. My doggo knows, the keeps cuddling up to my tummy x

I watch a lot of older stuff and like vintage electronics. Even tho I wasn't alive then I very much enjoy them. One thing I've noticed is older folk come forth and share their memories and wisdom, which I adore. But it's usually acompanied by self-deprecation and fear of being mocked. I think […]

Yeah... well... you know... that's just... like... your opinion, man.

Other languages that use the Latin alphabet are so much cooler than English, look at this awesomeness: űúùûüūūů ýÿ áàâãäåāæą řŕ śßš ť ďđ ňńñ éèêëēę íìîïīį őöøóôòõō źžż çčć

Gay 🫵 ☺️

Pain levels are OVER 9000!!! Seriously, my lovelies, do remember to take your meds. 😑 I know I'm awesome and you all want to be like me /s, but don't emulate the forgets-to-take-her-meds part 😜

I've decided to review follow requests to cope with the silliness coming from mastodon.social. 😇

Hi @brianmay55, thanks for the follow! I see you've never posted or replied to anything ever, so would you mind proving you're a real person? Ta.

Watching the 1987 Transformers cartoon is the right of all sentient beings.

I had a dream that was I was explaining that the correct way to denote inches is using the double prime ( ″ ), not the ending typographic double quotation mark ( ” ). Yeah, I really need to get out more. 😑

I just realized I used to use semicolons ( ; ) frequently, but now don't because I don't want anyone to think I'm using an LLM like a douchbag. 😑

RE: https://ohai.social/@thejessiekirk/116131316666489736 I am an exceptionally dull person 🤪

I will not start collecting vintage calculators, I will not start collecting vintage calculators, I will not start collecting vintage calculators...

[Sexual Assault] As a survivor of sexual assault, this shit from the US and Epstein is really hard to deal with. But we must persevere so it doesn't happen to anyone else. #metoo #epsteinfiles

I see a lot of Marxist debate on Mastodon, which is just fine and quite fascinating. If you like philosophy you should definately read the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital. A gentle reminder, however, that a purely Marxist reading of history is a very shallow one, leading the student to see […]

Could I rock a black basque/torsolette? Who'd like to see me in that? ☺️

I ate or drank something a doctor told me I shouldn't. Verdict: Owwwwwwwwwwwww 😑

[UK Politics] Reform might win the next GE, which currently is quite feasible. How are YOU going to stop that happening? If the fascists do take over Great Britain, what are YOU going to do? We're seeing what the fascists are doing in the United States. We've been warned for decades by […]

Having an "AI girlfriend" is exactly like having a magic 8-ball girlfriend or a dice girlfriend. "I rolled a 6 she loves me!!"

RE: https://ohai.social/@thejessiekirk/116114787833981922 This toot cost £2/3/8! 🤪

I thought I had experienced hatred but that was before I heard the likes of the UK's "Reform" party. Fucking fascists.

Alaſ, deare friendſ, I miȝ departe, for I am bovnde to moȝ uexatiovſly defeateth þe Auatar þat He maye uouchſafe His lordſhip unto me and þvs, yovr hvmble Jeſsie doth defeateth Dvngeon Keeper (1995) mightely and conqverſ þe vvorld a vvhole.

[Food] Being officially told that I cannot eat or drink many things officially sucks, but has done wonders for my figure. 🤪

Never trust an AI that isn't voiced by the late Majel Barrett.

RE: https://ohai.social/@thejessiekirk/116114380310534970 WARNING: This thread is becoming very British. 🇬🇧😲

Nothing will convince me that Milton Keynes is a real place. 💀