i remember growing up as a kid, i always wanted to not get nuclear bombed

You're telling me a simp fried this rice?

I'm a registered flex offender.

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i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace

If someone gave me a deathnote, I would write "every single person anywhere, alive or dead, myself included, no exceptions."

[approaching the casket] omg you look so thin what’s your secret

As 2024 draws to a close, I'm reflecting on the year. In 2025, I've decided to make it my goal to become worse by every possible metric.

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I love Thanksgiving. Probably the most acceptable holiday to put your whole fist inside of a bird.