im so fucked up rn that im genuinely considering deleting and again only using tumblr

when you forget that you even took the edible that’s when you know you’re about to be supremely fucking high

dude ever since I learned that rm and bts made this album with inspiration from the book Demian it has literally shook me

damn im way too high to play cities skylines all my civilians are gonna die

Dis is what it’s all about baby

damn I love watching vans ads I hope none of them are nettspend nettspend vans ad:

i lowkey think we would have less incompetent ass businesses if we just let some guys be bums instead of insisting they should be big boss guys. some people’s legitimate callings in lives is smoking weed and working a warm body job and we shouldn’t attach so much shame to that

i think fear of being perceived as eccentric or mentally ill is like top 2 things inhibiting potentially creative people

why the hell does google advertise its phones as “with Gemini” now like dude at least with apple I know their assistant is actually exclusive with the phone Gemini is just a fucking website I could go to if I wanted to, anything with a connection is “with Gemini” you fucks

If you have Verizon internet call this number and then input the phone number associated with your account and it’ll give you 25 bucks off your WiFi lol you don’t even have to talk to a person if you’re eligible

YouTube and insta is truly the anti-Indian racism capital of the world, there’s something they’re putting in the 5g rays that’s turning people in these comments into absolute animals

when you’ve been spending time outside and then open your phone back up and everything on social media is so annoying and overstimulating

Every person in the world rn is complaining about cost of living and is fully convinced that they all have it worse than the rest of the world

new original experience dropped: someone complimented my sinclair itabag at church

I saw an English person face to face for the first time in my life today Mind = Blown 🤯

Guy who modded his Wii U: it was neither easy nor hard

im gonna change my limbus yume basically to just be me irl bc it feels more personal #tbh even though i have a lot of dysphoria about my flesh appearantsce

I look and feel like a homeschooled girl from texas in the aftermath of a night of trying alcohol for the first time ever

let’s all just become brazilian

when someone says they like big butts but slim thighs I feel so fucking confused. so what you only like BBLs then

something I find kind of annoying or at least fast-forward-worthy is when im reading a gay fic and the fic for some reason prefaces with an explanation of why and how the characters know they’re gay

Idk why but being a stomach sleeper makes me feel like such a googoo baby

im in the top 1% of steaka listeners apparently

whenever I read AliExpress reviews I read them in a Russian accent even though it literally tells you the reviewers country of origin I think I just picture the statistically average AliExpress user as a Russian

ex Mormons are so funny about coffee they’re like kids on Secular Christmas

hey my little matcha baddie

I coughed on some cornbread and now the texture of my throat has permanently changed

this is a huge reason why I argue c-fashion is more accessible than j-fashion china has many more ethnic groups and is completely used to making exported clothing to begin with but I of course failed to consider that china=bad,Japan=cool and good

I feel like this is controversial but some fashion styles will never suit some people because of their hair type and that is okay

people born and raised in the USA genuinely have gun death blindness and car death blindness it’s so absurd

people suggest that moving from the USA isn’t worth it because the rest of the world is also regressing, without even a shred of acknowledgement for how much of a difference simple gun, healthcare, education, accessibility, and even ZONING laws effect people’s quality of life

>see this ad >”wow i actually want that dress, let me click on this” >click on it >the dress is nowhere to be found >sees tons of completely overpriced, useless bullshit that I would only ever see in an influencer ad read ok

some people vent to their friends, some people vent to their pets, some people vent to their family, some people even vent to ai, but I vent to my sinclair plushies

damn if this is sincere this person is lowkey super boring

jingle halal. Jingle halal

好可怕 means pretty scary in Chinese but it also in Japanese sounds like 歯をくぱぁwhich means spread your teeth apart which is also pretty scary

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I j ordered a Taco Bell quesadilla with nacho fries inside of it and I feel like I need to tell someone about this cus it was so amazing

im determined to get the sims 3 to work rn no matter fucking what because i need to escape reality so bad and other simulators AINNTT CUTTING IT

ブルスカ終わったかも

この世の終わりだ

大人になると友達関係がキツすぎ

I wish there was a social media that I could show my face on without my mom finding it and stalking me #Lol #Laugh

me listening to my sinclair playlist on loop until I start seeing bugs on the edges of my vision

me looking at someone’s bio and trying to find out if they’re Indonesian or polish