When you get your dog to walk their dog…. (No dogs were lost in the making of this tweet)

someone always has an opinion

Definitely fucking aliens

How to fix any problem

Why yes i WFH how can you tell?

Just took a look at the Epstein files 1. Tiny amount of files. Mostly photos 2. Egregiously redacte, governance won be possible on a lot of this 3. Not nearly enough, a few thousand at most again mostly photos

This morning was hammering nails out of scrap pieces of wood to throw away, a handyman came over and gave me his card for ‘any work i might need done’ …. That sonna bitch

Anyone know if we’re at war yet? Epstein files are due on Friday

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Ahhhhhhh that’s better

The SLATED Christmas video — soothing, calming, and blissfully short (unlike the Late Latee Toy Show marathon). Sit down, have a glass of something, and browse slated.ie and support an Irish business while you’re at it. 🎄✨ #SLATED #LateLateToyShow #speirgorm #Irishbusiness Reposts would be 😍

Take that Schrodinger

How you doing Patrick? Me:….

Went to a place today called Windsor castle that was neither in the UK or a castle

Living through your own personal hell? Pah… try living through someone elses own personal hell

Well thats a headline

Happy your uncle said what ?! Day

Watching the amazing Hannah Fry do a discovery Ireland, and she’s learning a little Irish, and saying Irish doesn’t have Yes or No… ehh Tá / shea or Níl and doesn’t really have an “I am”, ehh Taim … she might need a wee bit better research there.

Blood in the water… 🎶 www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...

Congrats to my niece

Fuck your SEO experts I got this

This is fine

You don’t say….

Watching #TheConjuring2 before I take the dog out and go to bed was a terrible mistake

ughhh tax department has a new one, sorry all our lines are busy, we will now disconnect your call… For a form that’s missing other options… because an independent contractor put me down an an employer. nope i was a client. ughhh paperwork sucks

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

I was todays years old when i discovered Get Ready For This had more lyrics than “y’all ready for this” and “yeah yeah” Holy shit what were they were playing on 2FM in Ireland back then…

Chimichanga!!

I guess someone forgot their turn in the thoughts and prayers circle

There goes the marketing budget

Fuckkkkk yeah

Watching a show where there’s a character called Kowalski in the 20+ yrs I’ve lived in the US I’ve never met anyone called Kowalski

@wsj.com remember it aint lible if it’s true

She loves her wiggles

It’s hot out there, mind your wieners

Taking the kiddos to #SnoutsAndStouts today, it started downpouring when i got to the dog park but they definitely enjoyed themselves

The launch of Zora Chloe wine! Congrats Tasha!!

We got babies!

Name the album

Ok not bad, Winston also approves

How to deliver information in the US vs Ireland I grew up with weather charts, isobars, hgmm (maybe inches), and even the regional sea forecast.

They have pro? TACO fireworks now… obviously made in china with a tariff… damn things are stupid expensive this year

The entire park is empty… so of course you’re going to set up right next to me

Burger King has the funniest opportunity tomorrow #TheOnlyKing

Looked at the weather to plan a little Saturday fishing and it’s going to be hot and stormy… shit.. then i remember taco man is having his birthday parade… i’m not so upset at the bad weather anymore

The birth place of a revolution

The appeals court thinks we’re here on the timeline…

Watching Paddington in Peru…. How did he get British citizenship after Brexit?!?