Oh, how we needed this madness. #SandwichGuy #NotGuilty

Remember that time that Hungrian PM Orban visited the White House and joined Trump in a presser during which Trump talked about himself and totally ignored the PM? It's happening now. Live. #Orban #Ignored

Silly me. All these years when I heard talk of Subway dangers in NY, I never knew people were referring to #Subway sandiches, not the public transit system. Today, a jury put those concerns to rest. Meanwhile, it appears that the ICE tough boys aren't so tough. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Nobody incriminates Trump and his spawn more than they do, themselves. And they're foolish enough to document it on social media. Forever.

By orders of the king, "Netflix and Chill" has been replaced by "Netflix and Nuke." God help us all.

Just a reminder... he wasn't kidding. STEP ONE: Build your own palace at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. STEP TWO: take over the U.S. Military. STEP THREE: Demand loyalty. STEP FOUR: Punish those who fail to obey. edition.cnn.com/2018/06/15/p...

The White House is under attack. The calls are coming from within the House. This is CRIMINAL.

BREAKING: Trump issues executive order renaming The White House "Trump Palace." The dedication ceremony will take place once the gaudy gold-gilded expansion is completed.

Weak man-child attempts to appear strong, fails miserably. Thank goodness no one was killed. Today. How many more must die before his mental illness is properly addressed? #NoKings

Holy shit, this is amazing. This needs to be shown before every DEM and INDIE rally leading into the midterms. Catchy tune, on point lyrics, and a whole lot of hope. #NoKings

So let's get this straight. Out of an estimated 7 million+ No Kings protestors, the only arrest was that of a woman wearing a huge inflatable penis costume? What was she arrested for, impersonating the president? #NoKings #NoDickTators either.

Bahaha. Look at all these people in all these countries that Trump claims respect--even idolize--him! The most hated president of all times. That's quite a feat. #NoKings

Bettin' that insecure weakling is having temper tantrums tonight. The nation--even countries around the world--turned out BIGLY for No Kings Day. His poor staff will bear the wrath. CLEANUP ON AISLE 47! #NoKings

A message to Donald Trump: The world is watching, and mocking you. Look at all these cities (and there are so many more) that had larger anti-Trump crowds than the self-proclaimed 'uge crowds on your inauguration day. You're a weak, insecure worldwide joke without a punchline. We see you. #NoKings

Donald Trump's pronouns of choice will always be "I/Me." #NoKings

Fantastic!

DC is "in the House." #NoKingsDay

The world is watching. Validation that they know Americations are all being held hostage by a Tyrant in our former Democracy.

Boston's Anti-T party.

There's no denying it. Only 1/3 of registered voters elected the wannabe-King. He has abused that power far beyond that which was imaginable, and is hellbent on destroying our Democracy. We're not having it anymore. #NoKingsDay #ImpeachTrump

Dear Congress and SCOTUS: Americans have a message for you. Can you hear us? #NoKingsDay

Just one of the many cities showing up to dethrone the self-annointed King. Wow. #NoKingsDay

I did NOT have this on my Bingo card. Not only has my daughter totally flipped from supporting Trump, now she's actively posting on social media vids of Trump's bs and sharing that people need to quit falling for GOP propganda. Holy shit. Tomorrow may be No King's Day, but today is her Queen's Day!

THIS is a big deal. Much to my chagrin, my daughter and my siblings drank the orange koolaid and staunchly defend the sadistic dictator-wannabe. No evidence can persuade them otherwise. Last week, I got this text from my daughter. Breakpoint: Palestine. This is how we do it. One person at a time.🎉

Brilliant. Not ony is it Facism, it's "How to ensure you'll never be honored with a Nobel Peace Prize." But hey, he can honor himself next year at the Kennedy Center since he named himself its Authoritarian.

Womp, womp. NO-bel Peace Prize for Trump. What will he do next? A. Increase Norway's tariffs. B. Create a new Peace Prize and proclaim himself the first recipient. C. Declare boats off the coast drug cartels and bomb them. D. Attempt a hostile takeover of the country. thehill.com/policy/inter...

Helpful hint: if you have to brace yourself for the aftermath in not selecting convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, civil war inducing and self-serving con man Donald Trump as the Nobel Peace Prize recipient, that person will never be the right choice for the honor. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Someone needs to make one of those ridiculous AI Faux Superhero graphics of Donald Trump as "Robbin' Hood," who robs the poor to pay the rich. Of course he could also be an AI-inspired Batman, AKA "Batshit Crazy Man." F all the enablers who are coddling this delusional and mentally deranged fool.

Standby for a major lawsuit from McNeil Consumer Healthcare (the mfgs of #Tylenol) and Kenvue shareholders, as Trump--without evidence--proclaims the OTC meds dangerous to pregnant women (following previous claims linking Tylenol to Autism.) You can't just make this shit up without consequences.

May the Farce be with them. I'm so effin' tired of watching a power-hungry, thin-skinned toddler turning America into a joke. Welcome back, @jimmykimmel.com!

I really miss the days when America had three branches of government.

Meanwhile, the news we are anxiously awaiting: Great News for America: the ratings-challenged Donald Trump is CANCELLED. Congratulations to SCOTUS for finally having the courage to do what needed to be done. Trump has ZERO talent, and worse ratings than even Nixon, if that's possible. Do it, SCOTUS!

🎶The Hill is alive...with the sounds of Hitler. 🎶

Does my super slim iPhone Air make me look fat?

Live your life in such a way that when your time on earth is up, people will shed tears and share fond memories instead of dancing in the street in celebration.

Thoughts and prayers for fragile-egoed Donald Trump who was intentionally excluded from the Regional Summit hosted by Xi and welcoming Putin and Modi. Clearly, the man-child who likes to believe he's the most powerful man in the world is not. He is, and always will be, his idol Putin's bitch.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has initiated plans to add tacky gilding to the Pearly Gates in an effort to guarantee his admission. Who's going to tell him he'll be headed in the opposite direction and no amount of hideous glitter will change that?

SCOTUS is no longer "the nation's highest court." No longer Supreme. Trump owns them. And there's nothing they can do about it. They sold their souls and have earned their infamy in history. I'm still waiting for DT to issue an Executive Order abolishing SCOTUS the first time they stand against him.

POP QUIZ! How far will Trump go in his Nobel Peace Prize campaign? 1. Appoint himself the award committee Chair 2. Offer to waive Norway's tariffs if he's selected 3. Threaten 300% increase in tariffs if he's not 4. Threaten to invade Norway 5. Attempt to buy Norway with $USD 6. All of the above

My prediction: Vladmir Putin will win a Nobel Peace Prize before Donald Trump does. The former is a war criminal. The latter is his biggest fan. And a convicted felon. And an adjudicated rapist. And he attempted to overthrow the govt. Just what the Nobel Peace Prize Committee is looking for, right?

"I, alone, can break America." --Donald J. Trump

He really IS so predictable. Right?

It bears repeating....

You KNOW Trump is working the whole quest for the Nobel Peace Prize from multiple angles...

So we knew Trump was planning to star in a Kennedy Center production some way or another. Is anyone surprised?

The Dictator Dunce dishes up distractions daily. (Say it quickly three times.)

Time is reporting that MTG is contemplating a split from GOP. I wonder how much of this is a shift in values vs how much is based on being screwed over by Trump after she followed him campaigning all over the country like a stalker--but received NO Cabinet appointments. time.com/7307443/marj...

I'm so confused. Trump has emphatically stated that Americans won't pay the tariffs on imported goods--the supplier will pay. So why are so many goods more expensive now? And if Americans aren't paying tariffs, why is he floating a "Tariff rebate?" "Pay more when you buy. MAYBE you'll get a rebate."

EPSTEIN litmus test Would you leave your 14 year old daughter or granddaughter alone with Trump? Would you leave her alone with Ghislaine Maxwell? Why has Maxwell suddenly been interrogated then moved to a cushier facility as the majority of America is pressuring Trump to release the files? We know.

MORE OF THIS!!!!! @booker.senate.gov