My kid’s best friend’s parents are chefs (both appeared on Top Chef) and run 3x Beard-nominated restaurants. Tonight my wife and I are going to the “friends and family” opening of their next venture. Sometimes Miami is cool.

That satisfying sensation you feel when some asshat in a jacked up pick-up truck honks incessantly then illegally passes you, only to be immediately pulled over by a cop who saw it all.

Fuck all the way off with this Lion King shit. Not cute. Not ironical funny. Not good. I’m 30 seconds in and it’s decided.

Kid is from Walpole, MA and the Sawks could’ve had him. You just hate to see it.

Woke up to Taylor singing about Trav’s schlong and Goose singing Ween. Topsy turvy world full o’ surprises.

Second set Butter Rum is criminal.

Reentry and back to reality after Louisville has been ROUGH. It is 9 am and I’m so done with today. And I haven’t even looked at whatever fresh horrors are waiting at the office.

Louisville smells like cat pee and looks like the land that time forgot.

Halfway to Louisville ✈️. #honk

What the fuck is this excellence? #goose

Setty Setty set set set right there. Another one. Definitely a set. I’m sure of it.

R.I.P. Harper. You were a very good girl and we will miss you.

Setty setty set right there. Was that 15 songs?

Every once in a while, you get what you ask for...

Civilized mankind https://mas.to/@SmudgeTheInsultCat/115177970623111414

One of my best friends and roommate at the time was the *only* openly gay guy at my 1600 person Davidson College. My flamboyant buddy, Zac. Oliver North’s daughter matriculated. A prankster friend w the power made Zac the “VIP tour guide” when North’s kid arrived. Moving in, answering questions […]

Where do I go next, pirates? https://flipboard.com/@usatoday/sports-caec6s8fz/-/a-YpwGUsL0T0ar8mGOQGuGvw%3Aa%3A3199709-%2F0

20th Anniversary of a day that changed the trajectory of my life - Katrina. Vibes for my favorite city in the world, and the vibe capital of the USA - NOLA. Hope you’re around in 50 years.

I have an extra #goose 2-day ticket to Louisville 9/23 and 24. Orchestra 2, Row L. I am just looking for face and fees. Only downside is you have to dance next to me. No chompers. Private message me with interest.

Am I wrong to assume every vape/smoke shop I see is a money laundering front? I am well acquainted with some hard core potheads. None of them ever shops in those places.

Consider me shocked that Foxtrot Zulu is still around. Standard festy band in the Northeast in the mid 90s. https://heads.social/@LiveMusicArchiveUpdates/115097495429416042

Peter is wearing his hat like a smurf. #honk

Richkty and Kras rippin some Ddad tunes. You love to see it.

Played the new album three times, skipping Mr. Action and Dr. Darkness every time. I know what those tunes sound like. #honk

Computer noizez

Jonathan Fishman is a god damn national treasure. I literally think this every show.

Cooler than Freddie Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm.

I don’t know all the words but this is the #mindmindmindmind year for sure.

Crazy Train tonight. Mark it!

Ghat dang, Trey. On one tonight. This is some pretty stuff.

Old enough to have taped this on cassette off the live radio broadcast. SMH. https://mastodon.social/@onthisday/114847125176098616

Your pal, Trey

Looked into World Cup tickets yesterday. Not on sale yet. It’s going to take decades of wook-ticket scavenging experience to see a few games without breaking the bank. And I really want to take my kids to one because I remember being dragged to Foxborough Stadium at WC ‘94 and it made me a fan […]

Gordo = certifiable weirdo and I love it. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/mike-gordon-xenbox-flow-state-1235369834/

Diego Luna is a bad ass and the #usmnt needs him. Attitude and toughness remind me of Clint Dempsey.

Before I put them on CoT, I have 2x GA Bowl for #kinggizzard #KGLW both nights of Forrest Hills. Cannot make the trip to NY on 8/1-2. One orchestra show, one rock show. $192 per night for the pair, $384 for 2 tickets to both nights. That’s face. DM me if interested.

30 years ago, I saw a Bag opener on the lawn at Great Woods and a 3 hour show impacted the direction of my life. Thanks #phish.

God damn #goose

Rixchki in a torn sleeveless T is a good sign. As is the opener. Biggest gig for them ever. Peter dressed like a tool, per usual.

Big dad day today. Kids are finally old enough and curious enough for Star Wars: A New Hope. Watching tonight and these rugrats better like it.

Sour cream is the GOAT donut. Facts are facts.

Can’t help thinking sections of this WGTYM jam sound like what people who hate Phish think every Phish song sounds like.

Just saw a homeless lady wearing a “More Money, More Problems” tshirt and that earned a buck from me.

Fish pushing this Tweez.

Plan to watch the OGs #phish tonight instead of the bird band, but I thought long and hard about it. Tour opener, watching for odd-year Phish goodness, etc.

Myst was #goose untz before Goontz was first Goontzed down in NOLA. Folks acting like the new sound is new.

Sleeveless Peter just doesn’t hit quite as hard as Sleeveless Ricky.

Setlbreak #goose homevideo just went through the shows I saw in CO. Cotter suggested Moby Dick for encore night 2 on my birthday. I understand the band saying no, but I will hold Cotter even closer in my heart forever.

I’m going to come out and say I don’t like the butterfly lights behind #goose on stage. Too repetitive. Goedde can do better. But lighting behind the band is a tough nut to crack. Kuroda has certainly misfired in the same way. PS. Best “behind the band” lighting I’ve seen in recent memory was […]

They grow up so fast.