New header bc why not

My kid brought me a balloon from the store that says “I love you” on it, and said it was for me. 30 seconds later he took it back and said “no, no. Mine. My balloon” Okay pal

Carlos lives rent free in so many tifosi heads it’s actually crazy

I thought we left this toxic shit on twitter lmfao Call me ugly all you want baby girl but only one of us is searching for a driver’s name on an app and replying to people who don’t like him. Get a hobby, I beg of you

"MY CARLOS" 🥹🥹🥹 we HAVE to keep that unicorn sticker COME ONNNN like she's sososo happy 🥹🥹🥹

The way he actually put the Sparkles sticker on his helmet and then qualified P2 😭

FRONT. ROW. START. 👊 #F1 #AzerbaijanGP #CarlosSainz

Ok but where is Rupert

Get Liam Lawson tf off my screen

CARLOS SAINZ VAZQUEZ DE CASTRO THE MAN THAT YOU AAAAAAARE

Gm everyone just wanted you all to know that as of this morning I am 55 lbs down in 12 months 😎 happy Thursday, Carlos sainz 4 ever

Working for a company that treats you like a human being is such a weird thing because I just emailed my supervisor and said I’m not feeling good and can’t focus, and asked if it’d be okay to clock out, and she said “absolutely! Your health comes first.”

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

I hate onions, but I love onion rings. It makes zero sense, except that maybe I hate every onion except sweet onions? If I want to add more flavor to a meal I wonder if I could toss one in..hmmmm

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

If global warming isn’t real then explain to me why it’s almost 90° (30°C) in the middle of September

Turned the #Brewers game off in the top of the 3rd because I was annoyed Saw it was tied in the bottom of the 9th, so I turned it back on. Uribe bases loaded with no outs in the top of the 10th turned it off. Brewers win in the bottom of the 10th. They say superstition ain’t the way but idkkkkkk

honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes

it absolutely blows my mind that in the year 2025 there is not a better solution to laptop chargers than these big clunky cords

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

He said his audience should "stop transgender people" and "buy a lot of bullets." In 2024, he said a bible verse that called for queer people to be stoned to death was "god's perfect law when it came to sexual matters." You tell me that wasn't violent. You tell me those weren't threats.

Man I miss twitter some days bc that place has Good Posts on days like today. Bsky ain’t got no juice

Jezebel posted this two days ago. comments are locked now lol

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

Again I say: Strive not to live the kind of life that gets people really pumped up at the thought that you've died.

www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk... Oh how the cookie crumbles

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Man, another L for Ferrari this season

VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSS CARLOS ALCARAZ THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

Breaking on the very first point is crazy work #USOpen

A little inchident at the end 😭 Oscar is so funny

Hang it in the Louvre

Clown shit happening on the McLaren pit wall lmao

Don’t understand how we went from P3 in the first two FPs to whatever the feck today was, but the Williams experience is and has been exhausting. My kid just brought me some books to read to him tho so no time to dwell I suppose

Honestly god bless max verstappen

Fornaroli Fornaroli give me the formuoli

Rocketship magnatiles and FP1 🥰 Happy Friday, friends

Didn’t know how much I needed 37293 videos of dermot kennedy singing Zombie until I saw all of them on tiktok tonight

He did it! #F1

Carlos Alcaraz is bullshit (complimentary)

CARLOS ALCARAZ THE MAN THAT YOU AAAAAAAARE

Fox domination could bore fans. #Formula1 #F1 #Motorsport #Sports #SportSky #DutchGP

anyone know if its possible to exclude a specific artist(s) from your spotify stats? bc i'm not trying to have GLEE CAST on my wrapped for the 230947th year in a row but...... sometimes that's all that i want to listen to lmao

Alcaraz winning on my birthday is GREAT however it wasn’t supposed to be bc jannik retired 😭

It’s my birthday I shouldn’t have to make my own coffee, someone should be delivering it to me

new intro post ✨ 🏎️: 55 🏒: penguins ⚾️: brewers, baby 🎾: alcaraz 🏈: bama 🎶: lewis capaldi forever, semi-swiftie, divorced mom country from the 00’s 📺: teen wolf…that’s it 📚: romantasy, xaden riorson trash, idk im still learning what i like ♦️: i talk abt my kid a lot, fair warning

Okay, *now* it's just getting impossible to describe.

this is where i'm at mentally these days