ok i guess i gotta watch sinners

i just get more attention on twitter

its really only 12 huh ???

when I'm at work I have to remind myself that the end of the day WILL come... like it just takes time to get here

this cowboy's running from himself

thinking about the left over pizza I'm gonna have for lunch. num num num nummy num num

really into oven roasted green beans right now. just letting you know

I WANNA GAURR HOMEEE

really into colour analysis despite the fact that I'm going to continue to only wear black red and grey.

hi trans people. I luvvv u

tummy owwy

i dont need to be able to move stuff with my mind just like.. knock them over. make them wobble.

75 mins to go.... eazzzyyy peazzzyyyy

out of lives on royal match. what yall up to?

so freaking SLEEPY!!!!!

Hey guys

Coming back to blue sky bc it’s the only mf place to interact with Gunnar

They don’t call me the number 1 shark hunter in Ohio for nothing

What is my fat ass gonna wear to work today?

Just put it out of its misery I’m being so fr it should have been a mini series to begin with

Sometimes teeth just break

Honestly that’s fine he looks like a rodent

“Did you know that…” no. I don’t collect information or store knowledge. I simply don’t have to be educated on topics or know facts.

Who is listening to die with a smile????

I piss once a year for 7 hours and that’s all

Is little person a slur

4 more years !!!

Forever is the sweetest con fr fr no bazinga

Everyone should share the 2 headed calf poem at thanksgiving dinner just to cause problems and ruin everyone’s mood

Daylight savings change fr has people saying shit like “have a good evening” at 3:17 pm

Not to be conch reversal but maybe women shouldn’t have important jobs. Fr I have cramps right now and I could NOT perform surgery or teach a class or arrest a criminal. And I shouldn’t HAVE to!!! No more jobs for women! But still pay us

Did anyone else lose all their instagram drafts 🤡🤡🤡

Wish I could remember some of my smash hit tweets to repurpose here

What’s up guys happy thanksgiving. Not sure what you all have to be thankful for but whatever. Unless it’s ME!!!! Either Stephanie ediefalcos or the song ME! By taylor swift. Both valid.

Can I go where you go?

Nothing worse than a teenage boy fr

Explain to me why puzzles are 70 dollars. It’s broken !!!!

Fair enough

Not to sound stupid like boi oi oi oi oing empty head but 10am is too early to be awake FR

Far far too sleepy by far

Dwak the Jane Dawson is in the real moana huh

6.99 for lettuce. Sobeys you should be in jail

I haven’t showered since LAST year! 🤣🤣

I’m GLAD I don’t get ID’d anymore but when the guy at the liquor store is at that point on the machine and he just looks at you intently and moves past the ID request it’s like ok…. Sir… I get it

WORK HARD in your 20s GROW in your 30s SUCCEED in your 40s RETIRE in your 50s WATCH NURSE JACKIE ON NETFLIX in your 60s I really believe this

What I need to do is be like that girl on extreme couponing who steals stuff from her friends and family all year and then gives it back on Christmas and then they’re excited to have that lost item back… financially responsible

About to check my bank account. Wish me luck

Honestly I’m just gonna let myself get fat and drunk for the next few months why not. It’s Christmas

No ❤️

i love fictional women who lie cheat manipulate steal kill destroy. take those male dominated fields. “but what if she’s a bitch” even better!!!! i support women’s wrongs too