Don’t let your anxiety win tonight 🤍

Until somebody tell you they want to be with you AND their actions match, don’t let them hold up the line 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yall ever called someone to calm you down and they end up pissin you off too 😭😭

Yeah let’s not for get the oj please and thank you ☺️

Why rush to work when you’re already late? Just stop and get you a lil biscuit or sumthin fuck it🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Them: you need to control your anger Me: you need to shut the fuck up

Accurate asf lol

Damn what about the electric 🤣🤣

💯💯

When I'm riding with somebody that's driving like a fool. Yeah let me out this bih 😅😅

Let this be a priority!

My face when we making plans and you start inviting new people …now I’m not going 😭😭

Lmao fr it’s no need for me to be here atp 🤣🤣

If we go bowling and you pull up with your own ball and shit I'm going home. 🤣🤣

Round 2 is not to be played with

how do people just wake up ready to talk?? Like shutup for a min. Damn. Pleassseee

Come on IRS!!! I’m brushing the salt off my crackers to season my meat. Dayum 😒😭

Funerals are waaaaaaay too expensive nowadays.. air fry me when my time comes 😭🤣

McDonald's sprite be 3% sprite and 97% jumper cables 😂😂 no cap

My bad moma I understand now 😭😭

Everybody hates math until that paycheck looks funny, now y'all know calculus! 🤣🤣🤣

WHEN TAXES HIT IMA BOIL MY RAMEN NOODLES IN FIJI WATER. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Beyoncé: “I wanna shout out my beautiful husband😍😍” Jay Z:

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at age 99... And live comfortably for about 5 minutes.

Life will really show you sometimes you can be the whole package 📦 at the wrong address📍.

Me on Zillow with $25 to my name… “Uhn uhhhhnnn don’t nobody want no brown cabinets!” “Yard to damn small” 🤣🤣

Whew Gods favorite? I can ONLY do 10-15 MAX lol

When I'm not expecting company and someone knocks on my door

Congrats Eagles!! It was REFRESHING not seeing Taylor on the screen every 2 minutes #NFL #Superbowl #chiefs #eagles

😡😡

Oooweee this summer Ima be outside like my boy Norbit was with that wine cooler 😭😭

Since yall so in love switch phones for Valentine’s Day 🤣🤣

Gospel truth huh

Happy Black History Month tf

Happy Black History Month

A 🥷 ENTIRE family will dislike you because HE did YOU wrong 😂😂

I just heard someone say, "Don't be my peace. Be at peace with yourself, so you won't disturb mine." Whew

Yeah just stop asking me if I could get you on at my job, I’m on thin ice here myself😭😭

One thing about January is that its going to make sure you feel ALL 31 of the days

Cause it gets better 🤞🏽🤞🏽

It be that serious 🤣🤣 #uno

WE LISTEN AND WE DON’T JUDGE ….. Realizing how much disrespect i accepted just because i wanted “love” back then… **thankful for growth 🙌🏽🙌🏽**

It’s a 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath pothole in the Walmart parking lot if anyone is looking. DAMN

My own mama waited 9 WHOLE months to see me and you think you gonna see me after 3 texts

Forcing yourself to loose feelings for someone that you was deeply in love with is the HARDEST

Blaming DEI and Democrats for the plane crash is absolutely not the time and VERY insensitive. When asked what evidence he said “common sense “ …sad 😢 My thoughts and prayers to ALL involved!!

🙏🏽🙏🏽 sending prayers to all involved and families. #AmericanAirlines #BlackHawk #Prayers

Lmao the chiefs WILL win the superbowl for the next 5 years … yall really thought different? #bills #chiefs #Superbowl #nfl