If the @bbc gives in to that moron and bully, my TV licence will be cancelled immediately. I won’t contribute a single penny - shouldn’t even recognise the jurisdiction of the court.

You COULD view this is a tribute to my Scottish friends, but really it’s just an excuse for haggis & whisky! Might struggle to eat it all…🤣 #BurnsNight

Some perfect birthday presents 🤣❤️

Also worth looking at what attendance a properly supported side manages to attract for a third-round match against a lower-league side…👀 #nufc #newbro

Best away fans this season by far - done yourselves proud #nufc #bromley #newbro

Looks like there won’t be a replay of last season’s FA Cup match between #SAFC and #NUFC 😔🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Ordered Wednesday and delivered today 😍 - nice to actually have a professional and competent mail-order service! #nufc

Right. Home from work, pizza ordered, beer open - time for the full match replay 🤣🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc #arsnew

A very entertaining evening, and the first time I’ve seen us win at the Emirates. Thanks Arsenal (ps if you tried staying on your feet you might have more luck! 🤿) #nufc #arsnew

Honestly, Arsenal are fucking cheating cunts #nufc #arsnew

The number of times arsenal players have gone to ground without any contact is ridiculous. And we get nowt. Same old Arsenal, always cheating. #nufc #arsnew

The number of times arsenal players have gone to ground without any contact is ridiculous. And we get nowt. Same old Arsenal, always cheating. #nufc #arsnew

For all of you travelling down today, be aware the weather is shite and it’s been snowing all morning (at least, just to the west of London where I am today) so allow plenty of extra time if you can. Definitely big coat weather, even for me! #nufc #arsnew

I really really (really) dislike Villa, but Ozzy and Randy Rhoads’ Crazy Train is a hell of an entrance song!

Commentary on the Brighton game “if you make contact with the head and don’t get near the ball… then it’s a penalty”. I’m not sure I remember them saying that when Gordon got smashed in the face? #nufc #totnew @bbcmotd.bsky.social

Thomas Tuchel at the Brighton Arsenal match… so he got from Spurs to Brighton faster than we managed to get back to the Dolphin! 🤣 #nufc #totnew #bhaars

Come on MOTD… don’t annoy me…! #nufc #totnew

Who’s that team we call United? #nufc #totnew

And where’s the yellow for the foul on Willock? Shite #nufc #totnew

Fucking 10? 6 or 7 I could believe but that’s just blatant favouritism. Cheating London bastards #nufc #totnew

Same old Spurs - diving again #nufc #totnew

Now I’m here for the second time, I’ve realised that what I don’t like is that curved end. I guess they’re going for a “yellow wall” but if it was level with the sides all the way along I’d like it much more #nufc #totnew

Come on!!!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc #totnew

On the road again! #nufc #totnew

Arsenal Away tickets available to download now… Is everybody else’s as garishly bilious green as mine?! 🤣🤮🤣 #nufc

Not sure how clear it was last night but the section I was in was a disgrace - sure it’s previously been a home section, so funnelled through home fans to gate, little separation from them in the game, and held at end. And the steps were lethal! Disgraceful #nufc #munnew

Since I’m sat in Manchester charging my car now, after the earlier snafu, enjoy some mocking of the Man U “fans” 🤣🤡 #nufc #munnew

To be fair, the shape of the game did change when Mainoo came on. If not for that we really could have had 5. I would definitely have him as backup for Joelinton 😁 #nufc #munnew

Whose bright idea was it to out us round the corner so we had to funnel through the home fans to get in? Fucking stupid! #nufc #munnew

Nightmare trip… had plenty of time so went to Trafford Centre to charge my leccy car. Took almost 2 hours to get in and back out of car park (without charging) and genuinely thought I was gonna miss the match. Only just got parked now! #nufc #munnew

I may have been premature earlier, when I said “hahahahahhahahahaha”. The only thing I can really appropriately say after that goal is, once again, “hahahahahahhahahahahaha” 🤣🤣🤣 #WOLMUN

Present from my daughter ❤️ (My wife said “you’ve already got all those” 😔🤣)

Fair play to Arsenal - £30.30 for the cup semi final, in line with Premier League games instead of milking it as other clubs have done. Assume we will return the favour #NUFC #Arsenal #CarabaoCup

🚨 If anyone who attended the game yesterday lost a ring (looks to be a wedding band) please contact Supporter Services as they have it. Or let us know below and we can put you in contact. Please share / repost - Thanks #NUFC

Hang on, there’s a MONTH between the two legs of the league cup??? Is it just me thinks that’s mental?! #nufc

If you’re one of the hundreds or thousands who left early, you’re a fucking disgrace and should be ashamed With so many locked out, and unless your wife or daughter has gone into labour, if you can’t make the commitment to stay to the final whistle don’t bother coming at all 🤷‍♂️😡 #nufc #NEWBRE

Just realised Liam Delap will be banned for our match next week. Shouldn’t really make any difference but can’t hurt?! #nufc

It’s a minor point, given the context, but this is the first time I’ve watched a game with commentary this season, and I’m starting to twitch every time I hear “Noo-carsle”. How hard is it pronounce the word properly? 🤬 #nufc

Apparently, this day last year I was at Everton. A 3-0 AWAY win today would be nice! #nufc

Missing my first game of the season today… feeling really edgy, like I should be travelling by now. I do not like it 😫🤣 #NUFC #NEWBRE

Oh dear, what a mess they’ve made of that! 🤣 #FULBHA

And hopefully that puts paid to the myth of Liverpool’s support. Pathetic. Not a peep till the 83rd minute. West Ham, Brighton, Southampton - all made more noise. Only sing when they’re winning #NUFC #NEWLIV

Have you ever seen the referee stop a game like that? Even worse than after our free kick on Saturday. Funny how they had to finish the sequence at Anfield a couple of years ago. Corruption #nufc #NEWLIV

Since the subject is getting a lot of airtime, tonight IS still “Rainbow Laces”, isn’t it? I don’t normally bother with a scarf, but if it is I’ll dig out my @unitedwithpride.bsky.social scarf! #NUFC #NEWLIV

On the train heading back north from working down south. Again. Looking forward to a few beers in the Strawberry, if nothing else 🤣 #nufc

Phew - happy with that draw! I hope 🤣🤞 #nufc #NEWBRO

Is anybody NOT voting for Sandro as MotM on the club vote? Most one-sided decision ever 🤣😫 #NUFC

Referee has completely fucking done us this game. Fucking disgrace. #nufc #CPANEW

Why’s Guehi not got a second yellow for throwing the ball away? Should be off #nufc #CPANEW

A proper goal! From a free kick! On purpose!! #nufc #CPANEW