Tess and Claud replacements..😢 Graham Norton and Hannah Waddingham please…🥳🥳

I’ve had a UK grindr-esque experience on here this evening..!! Happily chatting with a guy, quite enjoying myself, geographically challenging so sex wasn’t on the agenda. Then suddenly disappeared.. No trace, all conversation wiped, blocked. Thought that only happened on grindr.

I had a go at a skircle . Apologise if you don’t think you shouldnt be included, and likewise if you think you should be and are not..😍

If there’s anyone out there..🤔

Dog walking is soooo exhausting..😴

Who says there’s nothing to do in Lowestoft.?..🍦

The bedside lamp gives good light..💡

Some nipple tweaks and belly rubs….

Playing with my softy..🫣

Thank you Gemini. This camera is telling a few lies..🤫

Salty the Seaman..⚓️ (not my decor btw)🫣

An early morning nip slip…

I do. But it’s been a very very long time since..😕

Have a mean person semi…😡

I’ve come to the conclusion that being a nice is a complete waste of my time..😡

I’m a 12” action figure..🫣

Which streaming services should I be cancelling in the UK..?..😨

Please share this image around the world as it sums up who Starmer has invited to take tea with the King of Canada at a time when it is being threatened with annexation by a man who thinks he can grab any woman he wants by the pussy www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Nothing more to add..❤️‍🔥

Less important than one dead American Nazi as far as our media are concerned though.

I thought the light was right for a no slap photo. I was wrong..😏

There’s something to dwell on..❤️‍🔥

Wouldn’t that be great…🔚🔜

Pulling rabbits out of a hat for the new millennium..

That’s much better… Naked Coffee Breakfast..🫣

Being naked in the UK isn’t illegal. (Unless you’re being lewd or abusive) But attitudes towards it are Victorian.

Overslept. Fuck I look rough…😫

Going through the physical and mental torture of getting dressed for work..😏

I’ve never been so popular in any other walk of life. Thanks to all those who have welcomed me to their Bluesky family and brought me up to 1k….😘

Posted some content. Lost a follower…☹️

I like this new camera angle.. Makes me look so much slimmer..🥳

Stroking a semi…

OMG OMG OMG. I could live in the concrete doughnut…🥳🤩🥳

I’m nearing 1k in followers..🥳

Only 18 more followers needed. So have some freshly tattooed tits and please repost to a wider audience..🥰

I’m becoming a real big geezer. These briefs won’t hold out for much longer..🫣

I’m nearing 1k in followers..🥳

Hot… Who is he…?..😈

Someone is thinking the same way as I

Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke

Such a sexy guy…❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

I really hate myself for the amount of telly I watch. I’ve hundreds of talking books to get through. However I need an activity to do for when I’m listening. I guess it’s time to get the knitting out…😳

Getting bolder. In the garden, taking care to be out of neighbours sight lines..😳

It should read “Random moob”

A random moon… Unloved and unwanted…😏

Getting bolder. In the garden, taking care to be out of neighbours sight lines..😳

Today’s nudes… I’m starting to enjoy this naked me time…🫣🥳🫣