"I think that wallet would be much safer with me, don't you?" You've got to keep an eye out for roaming street hypnotists these days! ...or both eyes, if you please 🌀🌀 wonderful piece by @luporientale.bsky.social 💜

Giant cat beastman twice my height who can lift a paw and easily push me down with it, and I'm pinned to the ground under a paw that's wider than my chest...

I got a little breakfast butty from the local café this morning but also discovered they have chocolate concrete on the menu... that became a very nostalgic brunch 😩

ASMR ~ Allison Towers Head Measurements for Hat Fitting and Thought Draining ~ Bonus Gang Initiation! 🌀

I won a Kahoot quiz in a training session at work today so brutally and thoroughly that I was accused of hacking It is unfortunately impossible to defeat a Myst speedrunner at the game of Clicking In The Right Place Very Quickly

Apologies for the disruption earlier - that hoodie-wearing dork got hold of my phone. Rest assured he's now so zonked he doesn't even know his own name! Top hats are cool 🎩

top hats. are STUPID

okay FINE i'll play Darksiders AGAIN

I'm gravitating towards names beginning with R...

Okay... this critter's been stuck in my main sona's shadow via the 'multiverse' thing for long enough, he needs a reboot with his own name... Anyone have name suggestions?

The perception of Resident Evil Survivor just being a bad lightgun game absolutely does not prepare you for the reality that it's basically a full RE game mechanically with free movement and menuing but all controlled via two buttons on the gun barrel that are hell to reach and use

Oough what a day. Somebody massage my paws

the new Skate game doesn't land for a variety of reasons but I have been listening to a TON of the soundtrack playlist, it is kinda nonstop bangerz current vibe:

Characters with long ears that hang down, but when they're spooked or get pinged they stand up stiff and straight 🔥🔥

"Mr A. Towers of the renowned Towers Hat Boutique, est. 1908" This style goes way back 🎩 photography by @infurnationale.bsky.social

Folks have been asking me if I'll make a Voresky profile, and have shown me all the statuses / flowchart designing etc... I fear that as a software dev by day I cannot get over how put off I am by the fact that it feels like someone has invented Jira For Kinks

It's funny playing Resident Evil 2 with slightly upscaled PS1 graphics because the texture warping frequently lands just right to make Leon look like this

A wooonderful birthday piece from an anonymous friend~ 💜

Back to the waiting list... I'm happy I'm not paying for healthcare ofc but having a 4-5 month wait between every step of the diagnosis/treatment process also gets kinda tiring And respiratory isn't even that bad, that 4-5 months like a relatively fast turnaround

I'm kind of a sleepy vibes guy who has big naptime energy and loves yawning and snoozing and nodding off 💤 Anyway my test results came back and suggest I have severe sleep apnea lmaooo

There's a very nice local tapas restaurant that I frequent and I'm ALWAYS raving to anyone who'll listen about one of the fancy sherries they serve, it is gooorgeous... Well turns out my folks tracked it down and got me a bottle for my birthday, plus a lil glass with my name carved on it :')

I'm 30 today! 🎂 The fandom police are already at my door to put me down, but I'm ascending to levels of Dad that are hitherto unheard of and I can no longer be stopped

Everyone was always surprised when I said I'd never beaten a Resident Evil game but now it is no longer true! Just beat the original RE on PS1 with @mattumby.bsky.social's guidance and it was a great time, the tension and atmosphere holds up really well tbh

My 9 Games - my9games.com 9 is sooo few to pick for me 😩 but pretty happy with these picks as my most beloved / formative gaming experiences over the years

Towers Book Club 📖 Just read The Invention of Morel by Adolfo Bioy Casares! I'm kind of in awe of that one - surprised I hadn't heard of it before last week, feels like it ought to have a reputation among the greats of its kind, like stuff from Wells and Verne

Finishing a book and then having a fully stocked bookshelf to peruse and think "hmm what do I fancy next" is so cool however I have still just ordered a completely new book to read next instead of choosing any from the shelf, which is maybe the most Book Enjoyer thing of all

The inescapable urge to set stories in various real historical time periods so I can procrastinate by researching the era instead of actually writing

I spent my whole Silent Hill 2 Remake playthrough with the complaint in my mind that every area feels stretched out just past the point of being a slog... and then 8 hours in, it somehow bugs out and deletes half my save progress 🙃 Maybe I'll just replay the original instead...

Not me having a panic dream about all my accounts getting hacked and then waking up and seeing that I slept through all my work alarms and having a panic real-life too

Been to the rodizio steakhouse again and I'm so full of steak and caipirinhas, the world is good

uurghh Struggled through the night covered in all the sleep apnea test equipment, that was SO uncomfortable Hopefully they can glean something from the maybe couple of hours I was actually sleeping 😭

He knows how sexy he is~ Are you just gonna stay there and stare all day? 👀 🎨 @fudatsu.bsky.social

You'd never think it was possible to waste an entire workday fighting with 7zip but it can happen and it's exhausting now i really need to decompress

these hats are made for zonkin' and that's just what they'll do 🎩

Holed up under blankets with a yucky tummy but Bleach Lab just released a lovely dreampop cover of The Cardigans' My Favourite Game so maybe everything's okay after all

Sly Cooper - Opposite Attraction t-shirt (by Henrique Torres) is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/11EFfVR #ad

It's pancake day! ... time to pancake you under my giant paws!! 🐾 art by @muggo.bsky.social 🥞

They really don't tell you when you enter your Cozy Knitwear Era that when you start investing in the really good stuff you have to contend with the Farm Smell

Happy Inteleon day~ ;3 Have my boy showin off 'the goods'~ #pokemon #inteleon #paws #oc #donutella

Finished my little rendering project ✨ Here's looping turnarounds of all 102 Spyro trilogy skyboxes, as GIFs and MP4s (fast and slow!) The slow ones are sooo relaxing and vibey to watch~ drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Best get to worshipping before you sink too deep to focus, pawpet~ 🎨 @chiwawawa.bsky.social 🐾

Oooof I'm tired Scotiacon was a lovely time as always! Loved seeing all my pals and catching up, and of course thrilled to be the co-winner of the Countdown Golden Monster Cock

I am officially beginning the search for the perfect ref sheet artist for Nazca, it is time

Someone asked me to sign something as my fursona today and it made me wonder whether I'm the only one who has actually designed a consistent signature for their OC or if I'm the only one dorky enough for that lmaoo

Been playing a fair bit of Phasmophobia with Allison back in the days. Had this silly idea... who would've guessed giving the EMF reader to 2 raccoons with vague degree of demonic characteristics might result in errorous readings.... Feat. @allisontowe.rs #furry #furryart t.me/wasderart

they're so unwieldy to actually read from, but I am a sucker for some big elaborately bound collectible tomes!!

opens a .blend scene - blender freezes try to close blender - blender freezes try to delete default cube - blender freezes so this is the new world of ' 3D '. . .

Anyway, if you were wondering what it looks like when you load all 103 classic Spyro skyboxes at the same time:

I find myself feeling a bit peckish... wouldn't you like to help me out and climb inside? 🎨 @blueboye.com 🍴

You've met a charming raccoon! Don't get lost in his eyes before he's even finished introducing himself~ 🎨 @darkivory47.bsky.social 🌀