Merry Raccmas everyone!! I hope everyone had a great day full of mirth and merriment and huge amounts of delicious food 🦝 What's the best gift you got??

Hot cocoa, smoked salmon + cream cheese on blinis and bacon-wrapped turkey sausages for Christmas lunch 🦝

I'm still moving game saves and emulator memory cards between my PCs by putting them in Google Drive every time and there's gotta be a really obvious easier way these days 😩

And what’s Santa if he doesn’t have a big strong reindeer by his side to give him a ride all night long? Trashy is dressed in his best for the holidays with this piece done by @ty-pesh.bsky.social!

I'm about to try the Gingerbread Pepsi and get real festive and fancy with it

THE FORBIDDEN BEVERAGE IS MINE

For @allisontowe.rs Sqrrky and stolen for good to be this raccs good burgler pet~

I need to start keeping cocktail stuff stocked because I'd zonk for a good White Russian right now I've always wanted to unironically own a drinks globe and keep it fully stocked tbh...

CW: Vore Got caught by @blopfry.bsky.social .. I hope he doesn't gulp! >//<

Raccoons need to be given gems and jewels regularly actually, it's very important for their enrichment You need to give me lots of gems and jewels right now. You need to give me all of your valuable belongings. It's very important

I'm all done with three nights in a row of going out for huge meals - pub with family, steakhouse with work and then Indian with family The food was great and the company was even better but MAN my body really wants to never consume anything again

Multiple new scrunglies have converged on my location!!!

I had the big bad flu last week and now I just have the lingering cough but it's so rough, every cough is like +2 chest hurts and head hurts 😩 Hopefully it's not gonna be like after CFz '24 when it lingered for two damn months

Here we see the Towers Gang's newest recruit undergoing a typical orientation session with the boss~ He'll fit right into his new life of paws and crime! 🦝 @ajaxracc.bsky.social 🎨 @blukodiak.bsky.social

Caedyn and Ally's portal experiments end up bringing a top-hat-wearing alternate Allison into the same world... along with the demon twins Asmodeus and Baphomet, who set out to teach them all a lesson for meddling with interdimensional magic! 🎨 + Caedyn, Demon Twins - @redprocyon.bsky.social ✨

I rewatched the first two Benoit Blanc mysteries and then watched Wake Up Dead Man today, I genuinely hope they never stop making these movies, they're SO fun Benoit is an icon

I saw Zootopia 2 last weekend, liked it a lot more than the first one! I was happy to see so much more worldbuilding, both for fleshing out the history and infrastructure of the city and for the nonstop animal pun visual gags. I saw a raccoon in this one!! :)

Still haven't seen Zootopia 2 yet, but I can't resist drawing a cute cat boy when I see one! #furry #furryart #zootopia #pawbert #art

The cough has started 😩 At least I can get this winter flu out of the way before the holidays

A Sly Cooper...

It took two more visits to the hospital and escalation to a senior phlebotomist but thank god the blood test is finally done lmao

Have you kissed a raccoon today? you should. Its important.

More blood grumbling... I had my follow-up today, they told me to be hydrated so I drank 3 litres of water over last night and this morning... still nothing!! Got stabbed another six times by another two (very lovely) nurses and I nearly passed out this time and felt awful for the rest of the day

You look like you need a new hat! 🎩

Just had an amaaazing time seeing Tune-Yards live with @venicedogs.bsky.social, they were SO good Wish I got more pictures of Merrill bounding around the stage and yelling, the energy is so infectious

If I won the lottery I think I would absolutely rent a big fancy country mansion, gather all my best pals from around the world there and then throw a Glass Onion style "who killed Allison Towers" fake murder mystery on them to figure out

It's so funny that even when pushing 30 and going to family gatherings, you still always have the experience of meeting someone called "Auntie Wendy" who you've never met before but they go "Ooh is that {real name}? I didn't recognise you, I haven't seen you since you were about this high"

Got home and there's two sticks of celery in a packet posted through my letterbox?? It's far too cold for this kind of tomfoolery

It's freezing cold enough in the UK but for some reason I'm making it psychologically worse for myself by watching YouTube videos about life in Yakutsk where it's -50° or lower

Sly Cooper

Average Allison Towers blood test experience: three nurses take six or seven stabs between them trying to get a vein to give and eventually send me home covered in cotton swabs saying "sorry no blood today, come back next week"

sat in my Discord VC streaming beloved PS2 classic Dark Cloud and doing silly voice acting over the cutscenes with my friends and thinking about how things are pretty good sometimes

I haven't played everything so maybe I'm wrong but imo Split Fiction not getting the GOTY nomination is some WILD behaviour

I keep getting shown those 'adhd memes' posts, and I know they make their money by writing them to be just generic enough that anyone could go 'wow that's me!', but most of the ones I've seen are so brutally accurate

They're making me take all the rubbish out at the holiday lodge and the only reason is because I'm a raccoon so it's my natural environment!! They're not wrong but rude!!

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

I'm not actually being rendered while I'm hitting you from behind, that's called thrustum culling

10/10 take. No notes.

I was just heading out of work today and they handed me THIS??!! WHAT THE HECK IT'S SO COOL (they said I could post but didn't wanna be credited!)

chatted to a work colleague about me being a furry on the ride home. the pipeline of plot twists from them, going from "yeah i know a couple furries" to "i draw comms for furries a lot" to "i have my own OC to be in art" to "...i'm probably a furry" in the span of a 5 minute car trip was IMPRESSIVE

I contacted my GP today about getting ADHD meds and they responded "yeah you already asked us last November and you're still on the waiting list" Which is a pretty funny ADHD moment but also kind of crazy that it's been an entire year of zero contact from the mental health service I got referred to

I guess you could say Cask of Amontillado really gets him 'Bricked Up'

Buying new black jeans is awful WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE THAT

Choose your own adventure: Allison Towers is wearing cozy woolly purple socks What will you do

What talking to me is kinda like

I sometimes forget HOW into bondage some of my friends are until I'll ask jokingly if they've ever been duct-taped to a wall and they'll say "no but I've been sealed into a wall like Cask of Amontillado" as if that's a step down from that

"Hey, we heard your distress call. Is everything okay?" *oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. Everything is fine." "What happened? Did you find the hypnotist?" *oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. He's here. Come see for yourselves."