I'm not actually being rendered while I'm hitting you from behind, that's called thrustum culling

10/10 take. No notes.

I was just heading out of work today and they handed me THIS??!! WHAT THE HECK IT'S SO COOL (they said I could post but didn't wanna be credited!)

chatted to a work colleague about me being a furry on the ride home. the pipeline of plot twists from them, going from "yeah i know a couple furries" to "i draw comms for furries a lot" to "i have my own OC to be in art" to "...i'm probably a furry" in the span of a 5 minute car trip was IMPRESSIVE

I contacted my GP today about getting ADHD meds and they responded "yeah you already asked us last November and you're still on the waiting list" Which is a pretty funny ADHD moment but also kind of crazy that it's been an entire year of zero contact from the mental health service I got referred to

I guess you could say Cask of Amontillado really gets him 'Bricked Up'

Buying new black jeans is awful WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE THAT

Choose your own adventure: Allison Towers is wearing cozy woolly purple socks What will you do

What talking to me is kinda like

I sometimes forget HOW into bondage some of my friends are until I'll ask jokingly if they've ever been duct-taped to a wall and they'll say "no but I've been sealed into a wall like Cask of Amontillado" as if that's a step down from that

"Hey, we heard your distress call. Is everything okay?" *oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. Everything is fine." "What happened? Did you find the hypnotist?" *oddly blank voice over the radio* "Yes. He's here. Come see for yourselves."

Rocket pool party~ I did this drawing with some cameos from pawtreon! Darwin, Skyrie and Dolce ~

I feel bad that there's so many lovely people I used to chat with regularly and then it just kinda trailed off one day! I wish there was more time in the world to keep up with everyone 😩 My DMs and chats are open anyway, especially if you're reading this and fit the above

thought I was hopping on Geoguessr for a short session between youtube videos and ended up accidentally holding the vc hostage for nearly an hour and a half while I absolutely popped off out of nowhere and improved my Geoguessr Country Streak PB from 23 to ✨44✨

when you start drawing a friend but then discard it and see them in chat and think... ... they'll never know ...

I haven't walked home in rain that heavy for a while!! So long in fact that it's the first rainy walk in the new expensive boots I bought last year and they are... not really waterproof -.- Someone come let me dry my paws on you 🐾💦

Met 1/3 of the rent goal so AS PROMISED; here’s the sin of Sly Cooper you all wanted! ✨ The further along the goals we get, the more characters you’ll get to enjoy! Ready to ride this co— nostalgia train? #furrynsfw #slycooper #retrogames #yiff

There goes @mattumby.bsky.social sleeping on the ceiling again! what silly predicaments she gets herself into...

i don't know why but the concept of putting wholesome captions over this gif has been sending me all day, my entire DMs with @mattumby.bsky.social look like this right now

Do you wear hats? 🎩 Have you worn hats? 🎩 Will you wear hats? 🎩 When will you wear hats? 🎩

Confuzzled is paid!! My wallet has been nuked from orbit

Becoming a furry is kinda like getting the hidden dog ending but in real life

I've been writing again lately! I'm still not going to win any awards for word-count-per-session but it's feeling a lot easier this time round. Making sure I don't get bogged down in perfectionism and just go with the flow, and the story's flowing out pretty nice.

learning to draw better faces (and other parts) with help from @blueboye.com 💜

Payday 🤌 #pokemon #art #inteleon #oc #paws #donutella

idly grazing on micros that are all arranged on a platter like fancy crudités

It's crazy how many of you are crazy about my paws. It's wild how many of you want to sink your thumbs into my big squishy pads and kiss the plump toes. It's mad how many of you want to get on your knees and devote your all five senses to my paws for extended periods of time. It's insane how ma--

work has been WIPING ME OUT since I got back and i'm here after hours every evening trying so hard not to fall asleep on the couch, but i'm starting to realise it's quite possibly some horrendous eye fatigue from spending all day under bright yellow office lights in front of at least four screens

Hung up this gorgeous piece I picked up from @vicnor.bsky.social at Furnavia! 🐾

Sorry, I can't come today. I've been brainwashed to steal diamonds from the museum for Master. Probably. Yeah. Uh-huh. I don't ask questions, he's--look, I know we planned this, but those diamonds aren't gonna heist themselves. Master need them. What, you a cop now??

That last thread was a bit intense so I asked @mattumby.bsky.social to do a 1-minute scribble of my whimsical little creature :)

Funny thing about the Norway trip is that because I tend to eat lighter during cons, and the hotel had really good healthy breakfast options that I took advantage of, and I had to walk around Oslo and up and down gigantic hills so much, I ended up coming back from it having lost several kilos

Imagine me trying to be good and write a shopping list before going to the store today Half the stuff I bought wasn't on the list anyway and I had more than one "oh shit I forgot X thing from the list!!" moment on the ride home

It's wild that I was on a little train in the Norwegian hills 12 hours ago from now I need to do a nice big thread about my trip soon because it was craaazy

Snap! PING! and you're swirly-eyed, stood up stiff and straight! No gradual sink, no warning, just a snap and your mind flicks off, like switching a TV to static! The only signal your brain is picking up now is master's next command, and your body is poised and posed and ready to action it~

Hmmm if I ever ran an event at a con, what kind of event would it be...

When the Towers gang gets back into HQ from a heist, someone's always nominated to duck under Allison's desk to stuff their muzzle in his bulge while he counts the loot! It's a normal part of debriefing (Allison's briefs will soon be removed)

five heists at ally's: ultimate custom hat

My Norwegian roomie is impressed how well I'm embracing the culture after I told him I'd just popped out to the Kiwi to get an Urge, a bag of Smash and a packet of Vestlandslefsa 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

Unaware hypnosis but it's the hypnotist who's unaware that they've zonked someone and is continuing to try having a normal smalltalk conversation with them while they're just sleepily nodding and mumbling along

Had one of those very specific horny dreams that makes you go "damn I didn't even consider being so indulgent about this specific thing but now a door has been opened"

アライグマ🦝

Raccoon Appreciation Day!! You may appreciate me by all of these means, but also: -Worship my paws -Worship my paws (hypnotised) -Join my thief gang (hypnotised)

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

Explored Oslo today, crazy how you're just tripping over beautiful buildings and statues every time you turn a corner

Surreal that I'm gonna be flying to Norway in THREE DAYS Gonna be vibing at Furnavia 🇳🇴

HE IS DEAD

there was no Sly 5 in that State of Play btw I know we were all hotly anticipating that this would be the one

I ought to locate some Godot tutorials sometime... Anyone know any good ones? Not for coding or general game making or anything, just something that gives a good tour of the editor and where to find everything and how a scene should be put together

Had a dream that I was playing a new Death Stranding and Kojima had added a mechanic where the main guy's shoelaces would come untied and you'd have to fully re-tie them yourself using both analog sticks to guide a lace each