They say ‘sorry’ implies regret. I imply nothing of the sort.

ife's been... interesting lately 😅 had to handle some stuff, still figuring parts of it out tbh. we'll probably chat about it as we go. but rn? i've got a TON of content ready to drop and i'm hyped to share it all with y'all. who's ready? 🫡🔥 #backatit"

Monster Cock. Literally. What did you think I meant?

Yeah I’ve got ADHD: A Damn Hard Dick.

How could I end an amazing trip to @CollabWeekPV without whipping my (very tired) dick out in an airport lounge washroom. Next stop: overnight in Houston to sell my truck then back home Tuesday.

Woke up from a nap where I dreamt that someone was hosting a gangbang where they were using an airport security x-ray machine to get extremely internal shots. My brain is broken.

#FatCockFriday just got doubled. Met up with @spaceshipgirth.com at @jetsnakedbeach.bsky.social during @collabweekpv.bsky.social yesterday. Beach content incoming… and Sunday we’re trading sand for sheets. 🛏️

Sniffies going down last night reminded me of my corporate days when Slack would crash. Same energy. Same panic. Same ‘how do I reach my colleagues’ problem.

Heading to fetish night @STUDSBEARBAR in PV. Quick clarification: pup stuff is my kink. Being pedantic about the difference? That’s my fetish.

All checked in at Almar for @collabweekpv.bsky.social with @gazbearington.bsky.social who just taught me how instagram stories work and hopefully he didn't just create a monster. (instagram.com/thathimbo to see if he did)

It was a great visit to SoCal (I’ll be back next month) but now I’m off. Next stop Puerto Vallarta and #collabweekpv (taking a nap on the plane to feel less exhausted than I look )

Made it to LA and off to the Eagle for lost puppy. If you see me say hey, might have a bone for you

Back to regular programming. Home in SoCal for Thanksgiving promoting what teenage me used to hide, hanging out in LA around CLAW this weekend, then off to @CollabWeekPVon Monday.

Thanks to the magic of not checking that everything actually posts, you get to see my childlike wonder of seeing snow in the place that I live for the first time (not a ton of snow in SoCal) after said snow has already melted.

As much as one can have a favorite pair of socks, these ones that @pupcoda.bsky.social got me are definitely mine

Two years ago today. New city, new body, new life. Took some time to figure out this version of me. Can’t wait for you to see what I found along the way…

You should see the other guy (the other guy is a Jeep and it’s missing a mirror now)

Headed to ATL to do pride with a bunch of other creators. Might as well start with the content now… 😈✈️

My phone’s view while I try and figure out why FaceID isn’t working…

Went for a ride to go get some lunch and when I looked up realized I had inadvertently ended up at the sears tower. Gotta love a happy accident

Happy #NationalThankYouDay to a plethora of people, including you for watching these dumb videos. Words are hard, but thanks! #PlethoraOfThanks #GratefulButDumb #WordsAreHard

So glad I ran into @boyelperrito.bsky.social today to help me celebrate #nationalhugyourhound day!

Happy #NationalSwapIdeasDay! Got distracted… again… but mostly thinking about how I’d love to whisper something filthy in your ear later. Just my voice, your hand, and you being such a good boy for me. What should that ‘something’ be? Let’s swap ideas.

Watching the #appleevent and my dick pics are gonna be next level 🍆📸😈

Who says being a wonderful weirdo isn’t hot? Celebrating #wonderfulweirdoday in my pup hood , dick out and very proud of my ‘weird’. What makes YOU a wonderful weirdo? Share below 👇 The best one might just inspire me to act it out. 😈🐶🐻🎥

People hear me say I’m dumb and think it’s an insult. Not stupid—Dumb is a grin and a shrug. Dumb is “oops.” Stupid’s “ouch.” Guess which one I am. #DumbNotStupid #HimboEnergy #DumbWisdom #AtLeastImPretty #OopsNotOuch www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SN6an7/#DumbNotStupid

You could practically write a whole book about the fact I was dumb enough to be late for both act dumb day and be late for something day, two days made for me. Its just ghastly. Here I am, to celebrate national literacy day, on time (for once), but just as dumb. #bracesonmybrain

Nice to practice using my mouth for notes instead of… well, let’s just say a very different kind of performance.

Himbo brain unlocked: Thirsty = dehydrated. Confused = dehydrated. …Me = both. Hydrate before you diedrate, friends.

The suit might be the simplest one I own, but it never goes out of style. 😉

Always knew @LiamAngellxxx would be such a good boy. Proud of him for proving me right. 👉 See it all: himbo.watch

Awruf

Hope y’all are having a great #FCF. Have some stuff coming later today, so stay posted!

Apparently one of my toys should ask his doctor if Xiaflex is right for him because he seemed to have developed Peyronie’s…

Can't remember how to contact the supervisor who said they have my drivers license at IAH (me? forget something? never!). Any connections at @americanair in Houston who can help a jetsetting himbo out? 🙏 #lostlicense #helpme

I’ve moved. I’m trying to catch up. I’m sorry. But I’m almost back. And honestly? This Amazon shoebox is kind of the vibe. Anyways… first pup night in Chicago, if you see me at Jackhammer, say hey!

Changing out the bulbs so I have more options than just on and off. I think it looks much better in here now.

It’s been nearly 20 years since I saw the Scissor Sisters and 10 since I saw Kesha, and I never thought I’d see either again, and tonight got to see both.

I read it was National Beans ‘N’ Franks Day, is this not what they were talking about?

My first #FatCockFriday in my new apartment. Here’s to many more (and remembering to post them) #fcf

You still up? Good. Was thinking about you and wanted to let you know what we'd be doing if I were there with you right now... and good boys know they can always find me if they need me to tuck them in at himbo.pro

Just spent a sweaty evening assembling my new sectional with my shirt off in my new apartment 🛋️ Floor to ceiling windows, lights on, blinds open...maybe being on a lower floor would've been a better idea 😅 #DIY #HimboLife #NewApartmentWhoDis"

Having my name and my pup name both be Logan got real confusing real fast— especially for someone whose natural state is already “mildly confused.” So… new chapter, new city, new hood, new name Everyone, meet Pup Nonrev. 🐾

I've had to think way too hard recently, and I much prefer something else be hard. Luckily, this showed up and it is finally time to give it a test drive. Anyone wanna see it? Fingers crossed my brain ends up as empty as my balls.

Had an incredible time with the Houston Pride Band playing the national anthem at @houstondash’s Pride Night! Just a big guy, a bass clarinet, and shorts that screamed “It’s Pride!” 🏳️‍🌈🎶⚽️ #PrideNight #HoustonDash #HimboInTheBand

If I’m embracing my daddy era, I’m bringing the dad jokes. Watch me tell dumb jokes based on whatever obscure holiday it is. Also the long suffering @AlphaPupNanaue.bsky.social doesn’t have to suffer with my jokes alone now. Come for the jokes. Stay for the voice. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MvJqQH/

Looks like I won’t be making it to World Pride—between recovering from JFF/IML, being sick this week, and trying to plan a move without fully melting down, something had to give. Got some good plans coming up though

Got my apartment (yes, it’s in Andersonville—y’all called it). I’m officially a Chicagoan on the 25th. Back in Houston for pride that weekend, and full-time starting July 1. Trading my truck for transit, and “why’s it so hot?” for “why’s it so windy?” New city. New chapter. Let’s do this.

Headed to #WorldPride Thursday with @PrideBandsAlliance.bsky.social ! If you’re also there, say hey Flying with a bass clarinet for the first time in forever and have no idea what I’m doing—@United, help a himbo out? Photo included to show what a bass clarinet looks like. And, yes… for attention

I may have missed the cast photo (shocker), but I definitely didn’t miss the action. What a way to wrap up my time at the JFF party in Palm Springs. “Otters & Dads & Bears, Oh My!” Coming this weekend. JFF/OF links at himbo.pro Filmed at: @ManvilleCovePS.bsky.social (1/3)