@yuknite.bsky.social Come pick up your dog you left it here

This just in - Some guy is selling this. He wants someone to come and buy this. We've never seen him before but he has a valid membership card. Please! Someone come and buy this! This is urgent... What it is: It's a thing you play Football on. Red

Newly Imported by one of our members: Referred to often as the "Jade Emperor", this ancient antique chair was often regarded as rather nifty in the time of the Jade Emperor (see: Chinese History), and many people sat in it, included but not limited to the Manager (me), also JFK sat in it also, too

Come in to work @yuknite.bsky.social You can bring him if it's service related

No dogs allowed in the office @yuknite.bsky.social

Senior Management Announcement Ping - Remember everyone, Tuesday might be early in the day, yet the work you get done early is work that you won't have to stay late for. A productive staff is a happy staff! See you all soon.

I'm the Senior Manager

Hey! We've been eyeing your account - We think we have the perfect offer for you. A new offer has opened up. Please respond and we can get down to business! -Senior Management at Official Antiques Club of America