Me having to stay silent on important social and political issues even though I know I’m 100 percent correct and it’s a moral imperative for somebody to say *something*

There are SOOO many awesome #Sega arcade games that never got ported to home consoles. #retrogames #retrogaming #arcade segadoes.com/2025/10/25/f...

I had WAY too much fun writing this one. Ever wondered which iconic #horror character is the spiritual counterpart of YOUR favorite #NFL team? Well, wonder no longer ... (Apologies in advance, #Atlanta #Falcons fans ...) wickedhorror.com/horror-news/...

OK, the Gilbert Gottfried tribute at the end of the episode got me. Welcome back, #UpAllNight. We've missed you. #Hayride #MutantFam @badtechno.bsky.social dtechno

I'm just going to pretend this is a documentary #UpAllNight #Hayride #MutantFam @badtechno.bsky.social dtechno

OK, now I want to see what the Larry Flynt skeleton looks like #UpAllNight #Hayride #MutantFam @badtechno @RhondaShear @TokyoCowboyYuki @KingsofHorror

Tell me this doesn't look like a long lost Nickelodeon sitcom from the mid '90s. #UpAllNight #Hayride #MutantFam @badtechno.bsky.social

OK, we're all going to stream three or four episodes of "Silk Stalkings" and "La Femme Nikita" after this, right? #UpAllNight #MutantFam #Hayride @badtechno.bsky.social chno

I can't tell you how much I love the way #RhondaShear pronounces the word "horror" as "horr-ah." #UpAllNight #HellHouseLLC #MutantFam @badtechno

You know the sinus medication is kicking in when you momentarily confuse John Brennan for Grimace. #UpAllNight #HellHouseLLC #MutantFam @badtechno

#UpAllNight is basically what would happen if #Troma made a Web 2.0 show for VH1 circa 2006. And that's a compliment, obviously. #MutantFam #HellHouseLLC @badtechno.bsky.social

Unfortunately, Chili Bandit is still under a no-compete clause with Shudder. #UpAllNight #HellHouseLLC #MutantFam @badtechno

Alright, we're going to need a name for #UpAllNight fans. The Night Shift? Uppers? Rhonda Civics? #HellHouseLLC #MutantFam #KingsofHorror @badtechno.bsky.social

Now we just need a cast member from #90DayFiance to show up and this would literally be *perfect* self-referential television. #UpAllNight #MutantFam #HellHouseLLC @badtechno

You know, I've always wanted to open my own #Halloween haunted house attraction. Then I figured it'd just be easier to stand outside Walmart and charge people a dollar to go in. #UpAllNight #MutantFam #HellhouseLLC @badtechno.bsky.social

Just so you know, #RhondaShear is 70. She didn't just find the fountain of youth, she turned it into a Jacuzzi. #UpAllNight @badtechno.bsky.social #mutantfam #HellHouseLLC

The seance on #UpAllNight has to be for Gilbert Gottfried, right? @badtechno.bsky.social #MutantFam #HellHouseLLC #RhondaShear

Alright, any other #MutantFam regulars doing a watchalong of the #UpAllNight reboot tonight on #KingsOfHorror? John Brennan, Yuki, Rhonda Shear ... a lot of these names look suspiciously familiar 🤔 @badtechno.bsky.social

Another Friday night well spent, #MutantFam. Hold on to the memories and they'll hold on to you. #TheLastDriveIn #GWAR #JackO #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

I wish the entire world could experience the sheer dopamine rush that is a #JoeBobBriggs retweet/reskeet/re-whatever-you-want-to-call-it. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #JackO

Throwback to the greatest #GWAR concert ever. #MutantFam #Jacko #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween

This is a greater multiverse crossover than Infinity War. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Jacko #Splatterween

Pretty sure this was the first Fox News subscriber. #Jacko #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween

Not only is the #Sega Game Gear the best part of #Jacko so far, it's also been the best actor in the entire movie #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween

OK, but when is the nine-tape Betamax special edition coming out #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Jacko #Splatterween

Fun fact: before starring in #Jacko, this actress appeared in several anime productions. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

I'd rather have #GWAR perform at halftime at the Super Bowl than Taylor Swift, honestly. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

The production history of #Jacko literally sounds like an episode of It's Always Sunny. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween

I'm not saying the audio in #Jacko is bad, but if the dialogue was delayed any longer we wouldn't be able to hear it until 2030. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

Ah, the '90s. When you could just hang out in the woods with some John Wayne Gacy looking dude at midnight and nobody thought anything out of the ordinary was happening. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Jacko #Splatterween

Official petition to change the name of traditional turnip Halloween decorations to "Joe Bob O'Lanterns." #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Jacko #Splatterween #GWAR @themutantfam.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

We gotta pay tribute to John Brennan, #MutantFam. Dude helped build #TheLastDriveIn from day one and I for one miss him. Thanks for everything @badtechno.bsky.social ! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Jacko #Splatterween #GWAR

The "I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentine's Card from The Simpsons has finally been outdone. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #ClownInACornfield

How is there not a straight to Tubi ripoff called "Corn in a Clownfield" #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #ClownInACornfield #Splatterween

The moral of "Clown in a Cornfield?" Never trust anybody that complains about millage rates. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #ClownInACornfield #Splatterween

Literally every college roommates ever, 20 years later. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #ClownInACornfield @themutantfam.bsky.social

It's Joe Bob and #GWAR and random horror movies on Friday night. It's just like the late '90s again ... except, you know, without the functional democracy part anymore. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

Dude's mom was Sally Fields and he married the Yellow Ranger. His entire life is a Mad Libs activity book. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #ClownInACornfield @themutantfam.bsky.social

Imagine having no idea what #TheLateDriveIn is and trying to figure out why *this* is trending higher than the World Series. #MutantFam #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social

The new Mario Kart DLC is WILD. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween

There's a lot of bad in the world today. Find the moments of beauty, truth and joy, no matter where they are. And cherish every second you've still got them. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween @themutantfam.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

It's another Joe Bob Friday. So be grateful. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @themutantfam.bsky.social

The Exorcist, The Fly, Drag Me To Hell, The Menu — what do these classic #horror movies have in common? They're all secretly metaphors for eating disorders. Check out my article on how genre movies reflect illnesses that impact one out of ten Americans. www.tasteofcinema.com/2025/10-horr...

I can't describe the #MutantFam without it sounding like a cult "On Friday we go online and make jokes until 3 am about bad movies to impress this Pulitzer Prize nominee pretending to be a redneck and his former adult film star best friend" @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Name a more American job than getting *paid* to eat fast food www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/20...

So is Adam Driver still playing me in the movie version

Alright, now it’s #Halloween

Scenes from the #NoKings rally in #Cartersville, Georgia. Hundreds of demonstrators turned out in a county where Trump won about 75 percent of the vote in 2024. @apnews.com

Scenes from the #NoKings rally in #Cartersville, Georgia. Hundreds of demonstrators turned out in a county where Trump won about 75 percent of the vote in 2024. @apnews.com

Scenes from the #NoKings rally in #Cartersville, Georgia. Hundreds of demonstrators turned out in a county where Trump won about 75 percent of the vote in 2024. @apnews.com