The Caerphilly result amplifies the message that opinion polls are irrelevant when it comes to PMQs. Now, can we get journalists to ask about Nathan Gill? Who knew, when and is anyone one else being investigated?

Mike Graham getting sacked today could mean a drunk tsunami of abuse tonight. If you’re a sensitive soul, avoid his social media for a couple of days. Remember Iron Mike is a super hero that can grow concrete.

People see the tories for what they are, terrible for the majority. The new plan is cuckoo, quite literally. Tories are swapping allegiance to reform and if they get returned at the next election, they will return to their old selves. JRM, reported to be on the cusp of joining reform.

Reform’s Aaron Banks has made the claim that, as business leader, he would be a great Mayor. I don’t think the necessary skills are interchangeable. Let’s discuss the impact of the business leader Sir Jim Ratcliffe has had on Manchester United. Disaster capitalism in action or is it inaction?

Did you just describe a cuckold? @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Now that reform has hitched their wagon to Trump’s policies, when it all goes South, we’ll remind them. Starting with the 400%increase in the price of Insulin and insurance based premiums.

@bylines.scot I’m going to celebrate Burns night and the Chinese New Year at the same time. Any one up for Chinese Burns?

@vizcomic.bsky.social the toilet on our flight was blocked when we hit some rough air. After the seatbelt sign went off the toilet was unblocked. That’s Turdulence for you.

www.simonbrodkin.com/wp-content/u... Scotland hates Trump.

Musk will have a child on his shoulders at Trump’s inauguration. He’s frightened of a head shot.

Does Musk carry a child on his shoulders because he thinks that will stop him being shot in the upper neck area?

If this can’t be blocked, the EU should start a Rejoin party and invest €120M. The investment would be worth Billions to the UK and EU states.

I’m not sure. Before prison his 4n4l sphincter will be like a penny and a week later it’ll look like £5 piece. Presents make your day, prison makes your hole weak.

If anyone has the time, energy, ability, software and inclination, can this be edited to “Not Shot in the Ear”? TY in advance.

I believe it costs about £1000 pw to accommodate prisoners. Stephen Yaxley-Lennon and every other prisoner should pay for their bed and breakfast, if they have over £5K in the bank. @supertanskiiii.bsky.social Crime doesn’t pay, crime costs.

I saw a mechanic stick a spark plug up his arse for a bet, when asked what he thought of it, he said Champion.

Next on the karaoke, 4 Non Blondes and Barbie Girl by Aqua

I still have my X-rated account and when I look at it, I become that angry person I was as a teenager. The people on there really push my buttons. Glad to be back to the safe zone.

I detest this Kelvin. x.com/iwinenotwhin...

Scottish sarcasm at its finest. x.com/iwinenotwhin...

Yesterday.

A truly Scottish advent calendar.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social now that we know that legacy crimes are a resignation matter. Bad Enoch should do likewise for computer misuse and hacking.

@jujuliagrace.bsky.social thank you for the follow, much appreciated. I think that, like water and transport, Scotland does better for the NHS and hopefully things improve in your sphere.

Hello my lovelies! EveryDoctor is getting ready to launch something but we’re using new software and are encountering some glitches so there will be a delay! Will launch asap and I’ll keep you posted! Ju 🌟

Hello! I am looking for all of the people on Bluesky who oppose NHS privatisation! If that’s you, please could you repost this and follow me, and I’ll follow you back? Let’s get connected!! Ju 🌟🌟🌟

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch was so bad at PMQs, that she is no longer invited to switch on the Christmas Lights, in her own home.

@susiedent.com is it ringworm or ring-worm? A British politician who needs to be surgically removed from an imminent American presidents….. You get the picture, unfortunately.

x.com/iwinenotwhin... I shouldn’t go back into toXic and when I do, I’m as bad as them.

Here’s Musk 20 years, going bald, and he has more transplanted hair now. Reminds me of Elton John. Elton Musk.

A CO-OP advert for your funeral was just on now. Makes me think I want to be created into a record after I go. It’s my vinal request.

Certainly a pair of tits.

@irvinewelsh.bsky.social surely it would be called “I’m knocking one out”?

I don’t want to buy stamps. Can I just donate a tenner?

There was a lot of activity on toXic about people being jailed for Facebook posts. Among the most vocal was a former paper editor. He was able to lie about police officers being urinated on, as a front page headline, of a scummy paper. No wonder he doesn’t get the incarceration.

Choose the paint carefully, I’m not a fan of Matt Gaetz

@carolvorderman.bsky.social How will James, not very, Cleverly vote?

Choose the paint carefully, I’m not a fan of Matt Gaetz

The fact they’re still communicating and I can’t get a descent WiFi signal in the kitchen is the mind blowing issue.

@susiedent.bsky.social can we add words to your dictionary? If so, I was on a flight to Gran Canaria and we encountered turbulence which made me go to the toilet, when the seatbelt sign disappeared. So I give you Turdulence. A distinct variation in gravity causing lower involuntary, peristalsis.

30p is, in my opinion, an idiot. He says “tsunami” in a lot of his toXic posts. Credit where credit is due, I didn’t think word of the day toilet paper was an educational tool. x.com/leeandersonm...

I think the same about JRM. As we’re approaching a time of indulgent movies, he also reminds me of Jacob Marley. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_M...

I read on Wikipedia about a proposed canal called the Ben Gurion Canal, to rival Suez. It feels like a genuine plan but also a conspiracy theory. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli... #rabbithole

Clarkson is not a farmer. He has no idea what a donkey gets for their lunch.

vm.tiktok.com/ZGdYGhTkY/ He’s a bungalow, nothing up top.

I think Isabel Oakeshott is a babe.

I know I think I’m funny, but this is good. @bladeofthes.bsky.social

I was in an online meeting today with three, yes three, women who are enjoying the part of their life where their hormones are raging. Apparently it’s an issue. Anyway I made a small joke, nae crack, and a side effect seems to be sweating and losing their sense of humour. Stay safe out there.

@uklabour.bsky.social prison is a punishment, however the cost per inmate is, I believe, £50K per annum. People with wealth should also pay for their incarceration, An extension of the proceeds of crime act. It is unfair that the poor have to pay for criminals.