lady at my work cafeteria who makes pickles quit

that moment when you no longer see the enemy tribe as human

tryna get some pussy off secret santa

when is death stranding 2 coming to pc

i get a whole week off for Christmas and new years

i gotta get a new job

i gotta come up with a setting to run gurps in

saw a youtube short about absolute martian manhunter

i will set up my intous pro this week

doing secret santa with coworkers and i just wrote down that they got comics for a dollar at rhe half price books a block away

i dont have enough of a fagcent to say bitch in a gay guy way

i liked pillars of eternity enough to buy avowed and the verticality is fun and a lot of the ideas are interesting enough for me to say its a pretty good game

ill pay $400 for an ounce is that too low????

coming out as gay to my father as he develops psychic abilities at the same time he imagines my head exploding

*slowly slides in penis, severing his virginity the last thing that binds him to gods heavenly light* "oh wow bot really my thing ig" *damned to hell for eternity*

dude i AM a poc im white hispanic

first date idea: calculate each others BMI

those things will kill you y'know?

killing someone with a big rock is probably so funny

cheating on my wife who i love