Oh my fake god I'm bored.

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Do you know where your pedophile dictator is? That's okay, neither does he. 🤭

Yuck. Grandpa Pedo's rotting. Yuck.

I told Yellow Cat to behave he said lead by example. Doh!

Make sure you rock the vote, now. I've started my virtual voter registration drive, I guess. I'll do what I can. Share, share share! Rock the vote! If you get the chance.

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I'm tired, boss. Tired of all the ugly. And most of it loaded up its truck and moved to Pennsylvania. Avenue that is. Pedophiles, ballrooms...

Okay this is boring bye bye.

I don't think there are enough life boats but the band's really good. Bonus.

Easy, painless budget hack: Replace one name brand item with a store brand this month. Baby steps.

Well, you can't put the genie back in the oven when the cat's in the cradle.

I like it. It's got a great beat and I can really dance to it. I give it a ten, Dick.

It's almost like somebody just took some pure fucking trash and threw them all up in the All White House. Oh...

Hiccup! That was Drunk Pete's latest update on Trump and Bibi's World War III. You're welcome! Who needs Bari Weiss?

I heard NicKKK Fuentes told all his followers to start voting Democrat from now on. If the Nazis are on our team now I'm gonna need a new team. Team Jacob it is!

Easter nails! OUCH! Didn't they use nails... 😳

I was looking for tags on Pinterest and Easter nails popped up. OUCH!

Right now you get a free body wash with the purchase of a bubble bath. I mean, who does that? That's fucking amazing!

I'm gonna need you to stop touching that nasty thing and start reading my posts. Thanks!

All the boys think she's a spy She's got... Lindsey Graham eyes...

I bet Mad Marge Greene is writing a tell all book about it was pure evil and I hayulped.

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Oh! That was a really good belch. Imma try that when ICE comes to take me to the Gay Away camps. Holla! BELCH!

When someone's annoying you, start addressing them by name. The wrong one. A different wrong one each time. Let them know they mean nothing to you. Next!

"You're not supposed to hate people." Well, people aren't supposed to be horses' asses, either yet here we are, Bernice.

He's. Not. Going. To. Allow. Midterms. He. Has. To. Be. Removed. NOW.

I don't feel quite as safe as I did with Sleepy Joe at the helm. Odd.

No more war! Okay, maybe just this one more...

I'm gonna need my money back with Mad Marge Greene running around making sense and shit. Help!

I am done with tainted slider heifer! DONE!

The Thought Police are here...

That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers. Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.