Happy Caturday! Meow! Hello Kitty!

Ooh, I'm cold. Hold me.

Grandpa, what tiny little hands you have. All the better to grab the world by the pussy with, my dear. 😳

When you shake your ass, they notice fast. Some mistakes were built to last. And last. And last. And... 🙄

It's raining men! Well, the song's on. Damn it.

Trump wears a much smaller one of these on his pierced mushroom. Allegedly. Per me. Just now.

Do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you. I should really record the way I say it because it would crack you up. 🤭

Who let the dogs out? Hopefully Bluesky Police tomorrow and I'll be back on my main account. Woof!

Holy shit. How fucking easy and cute. My first paperclip earrings. Actual paperclips just from Dollar Tree. Attach, attach, done. They look more gold than the actual silver tone because shitty lighting.

"You said I killed you, haunt me, then! Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!" -Wuthering Heights

Oh my goodness! Pleasant surprise. For a welcome change. I have $32.87 on my Avon debit card from recent commissions. Nice! Place those orders! Feed these kitty cats! Meow!

Fuck this shit. I'm sending the flying monkeys.

I'm not learning how to sew, so I gotta figure out how to cut and glue some fabric or some shit to make little clothes for my faux Barbies to make my Golden Girls look like, well, the Golden Girls for my little display I want to make. Carry on.

Bald Barbie head earrings! Why not?

Fill those gas tanks! Dumb motherfuckers! 😂

Now I'm so fucking bored. Goddamn. I hate motherfucking night time.

Mike Johnson always remind me of one of them creepy little monkey with the cymbals doll puppet things. Creepy little fucker.

First your voting rights, then your citizenship...

Never will get the chance again. LIKE I TRIED TO TELL YOU.

WWE Backlash? Is that Trump's new favorite wrestler? The one dressed as a plantation master with the whip? I crack me up! You know it's coming. Learn to vote! Doh! Too late! 😂

RUDE! @moderation.bsky.app ya'll asleep????? RUDE!

😳This sounds kind of... rude, @moderation.bsky.app . Didn't you all throw me in the gulag for over three months for being "rude?" Didn't you?

And America hayulps!

HOW?????????????????????????????????

💢THE ELITE PEDOHILES ARE MENTAL💢INSANE💢 In a sense, mental illness can be contagious as well. *Be aware where you sit!!

Not too cowardly. Thinking they're gonna ride his coattails to world domination. Anxious to see how that works out for them. So far seems to be working...

Why did I not buy every single one of the little Russell Stover chocolates packs at Dollar Tree? Why?

Did Red Lobster finally price itself out of business? I never hear about them anymore. I used to love it before they got INSANE on their pricing. My closest used to always have an hour to three hour wait before the price gouging nonsense.

I guess Kim Kardashian's giant toxin filled manmade buttocks are supposed to be... ASSpirational? I crack me up!

Revolution.

Did you know Sephora's not the only place to buy beauty products? Fucking revolutionary! www.avon.com/repstore/bco...

Did you know you don't have to buy all your DVDs from Jeff Bezos? What? There are other places to shop besides Amazon????? Revolutionary! www.pinterest.com/pin/10371649...

It looks like a Picasso style face! I love that!

I kind of impressed myself. Admittedly sometimes that's not hard. But I like this set! My first ever mismatched earrings. Read it's a hot trend. My OCD won't let me do true mismatch so I just did same material/finish in different shapes.

Electoral Maps is trending. What a cute way to say we're so fucked. 🤭

Maybe, just maybe... I'm not gonna finish that because I'll get called bad names. BUT, I will say... criticizing war crimes and genocide and evil are NOT automatically Antisemitism. Learn things.

Oh holy damn. Not a fan of giant brand name anything anymore but this Campbell's country gravy with sausage is fucking fine. Even just with white bread which is all I have right now. Got it at Dollar Tree. Hope they have more and I can get some next month and then get some BISCUITS!

Oh dear Jayzuss. IndyCar is trending on Bluesky? I thought this was the classy part of the online universe. 🙄

It looks so good on the gunmetal but it's so expensive. www.zazzle.com/unapologetic...

I still love this. I don't want to set the world on fire... Today. www.zazzle.com/unapologetic...

Perhaps classic black is more your style... I got you. www.zazzle.com/pride_oclock...

Uhr nurr! You haven't gotten your watch yet! www.zazzle.com/pride_oclock...

I was gonna use these two smaller Play Doh pieces as small necklace pendants but I think I might actually make them a pair of mismatched shape earrings to go with big round pendant necklace. I read mismatched earrings are a thing right now.

Yo' sippy cup is dirty. You not supposed to be looking that close.

I really hope it's not another Hillbilly Hoedown night. I really don't want to be thumped by Murcah Furst's made in China ghetto blaster speaker... 🙄

Let's see... When they take citizenship away from Blacks, they just go back to slavery. Women go back to the kitchen spitting out babies. We gay folks just gonna be used for target practice? Probably. Fun!

Oh my Ra. What if I crunch up some beads and pour them and some glue into molds to make jewelry pendants? We shall probably see!

America is fucking stupid. Stay away. It may be contagious.