How come y’all were real fuckin quiet about the two main characters’ names in this one

Do I go to bed at a decent time or do I start a new book is the perpetual question

🚨🚨 PLEASE STOP PUTTING YOUR ADDRESS ON YOUR RESUME 🚨🚨 ‼️ THIS IS DANGEROUS ‼️

I didn’t make the rules but I’m pretty sure your ancient, powerful evil antagonist is not supposed to say the phrase “shivering pile of useless goo” as a threat to his mortal enemy

The venn diagram of readers who love Haunting Adeline and readers who love The Book of Azrael is a circle, and that circle is the eighth circle of hell

“The black jeans and red criss-cross tank I wore still looked as clean as when I’d put them on—a perk of Kaden’s blood. The magic we used to change only altered our outer appearance. It meant we didn’t have to deal with nudity when we changed back. I needed all my clothes, please and thank you.”

The microscopic spittle from coughing on these last 47 pages as I recover from a post nasal drip is more than the world-building I’ve read thus far

This is the kind of book that makes me feel so goddamn superior as a writer, so there’s that.

Like why are we pedantically describing wyvern when you have established that it is a recognizable creature

I know I’m in the minority here, but the spring time change fucking suuuuuuucks

Yeah, that makes sense

This book was originally self-published before it went viral on booktok, wasn’t it? 😔😔😔

The writing in this is so weird.

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New book, same Inky, 🙏🏻 PLEASE BE FUN

Just got gas for 🤑🤑🤑5💰💰💰💰6💸💸💸💸9 PER GALLON

An incredible playlist in this grocery store: “It’s the End of the World As We Know It”, “Bad Moon Rising”, and an encore of “It’s the End of the World As We Know It”

Me at the drive thru oil change just saying yes to everything because wtf do I know

Coming to you live and pissed off from 5:30am California, where 20 mph winds suddenly picked up overnight and DESTROYED my beautiful, potted monsteras. Knocked them clean off my balcony like bowling pins. My poor babies 😭

I hate when the magic in a book with magic is BORING.

In Romantasy bingo, “I shivered, but it had nothing to do with the cold.” is the free space.

😔😔😔😔 our fmc is grossly incompetent in this book and I don’t understand why I can’t have my cake and ice cream and eat it, too

I want Elspeth and Nightmare to be besties but I know that’s too good to be true 😭😭

Today I discovered I could have saved myself $19.00 on the paperback if I’d only looked in my bookcase before going to the bookstore. A receipt in the $30.00 SPECIAL EDITION HARDCOVER says I bought this 14 months ago 🥲🥲🥲

Every author has this signature oddball phrase they repeat over and over in their writing—for SJM, it’s “watery bowels”, in Quicksilver, it was “makes my mouth sweat”. For this books, the author likes to point on the MMC’s dry-ass rough calloused hands that catch on everything he touches.

StoryGraph is so funny because sometimes it makes these like, almost passive-aggressive comments about your TBR or DNF lists, and I know I’m really close to getting, “Bitch, did you just buy MORE books instead of reading the 40-something TBRs on your physical shelves??”

The smut in this one better be good because our protagonist just attended a a big royal feast at the king’s court and we didn’t get a SINGLE SENTENCE of the dress description.

VE, love you big—gorgeous poetic writing with a yearning quality that is so moving, but the pace of this kiiiillllling me, or I’m just not quite out of my dark fantasy mood yet. So I’m pausing The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue (I made it about halfway), and going to eenie meenie miney mo these.

I will say….if you like a medium to fast-paced book, this is not for you, mama

Idk how to say this without sounding like an asshole, but after the last three and a half books I’ve read, I am so relieved to be back in the world of a good writer

wasn’t sure what to read next, so I literally closed my eyes and pulled whatever I touched on my tbr shelves

You know what else I’ll give to her? She said “no maps. basically it’s the uk. idk figure it out fuck-o’s”

She doesn’t write in complex sentences and her chapter structuring needs work, but goddamn, she can write a third act. Everyone needs to get on these now because there are only 2 fics in this fandom’s ao3 and I’m about to move in and redecorate.

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO WIN

Really I just need readers for my inevitable future nasty plot-less one-shots

Oh my god I need all of you to get on board with this series NOW. Immediately. Stat.

The gasp I gusped

What’s worse than feral

Personally, I’m losing in this book because I hate love triangles, but the e2l mic called our fmc a brat so….. 🫦 a win is a win

But drunk and my dayw is waiting on me to exit the restroom in this theater after seeing withering hots but I can’t stop crying thinking about how the Brontë sister s never got o read fanfic and I think they really woul have really loved it

Oh you thought we were done? Absolutely the fuck not. Lock in.

I can fix this.

It is so blatantly an ACOTAR ripoff that my jaw is actually dragging on the floor with the audacity. The fucking AUDACITY

Oh but this? This right here? This I would die for.

For starters, we’re calling pussy “my most intimate place” and frankly I think that’s illegal

For my own sanity I am going to skip this loss of virginity chapter because it’s not the author’s fault I loooathe this trope unless it’s done to a very specific taste by none other than ao3 legend herself, Vuas

He put up a tent and she’s in love. I hate it here.

I can’t believe I’ve been Tamlined again.