Noah Kahan didn’t have to do what he did on “Willing and Able”

In the history of fandom, no hater has ever been reformed by a weekly round of a viral plea to be kind to authors. Writers, you are responsible for protecting your peace. If you come to this place insecure and seeking, you will find vultures. Anon69 isn’t losing sleep and neither should you.

If your resume says anything about “leveraging your experience”, delete that immediately. I’m sick of seeing it.

What do you mean hello kitty is a British third grader in a furry costume

Using my last 1% of battery to declare blueberries as the worst berry. Thank you and goodnight.

Terrible books get published every week. For every book I thought was absolute dog shit, there were literally thousands of readers who wholeheartedly believed otherwise. Being afraid of failure is fine. It’s normal. Write anyway. Do it scared.

Filing my taxes at the nth hour while I’m coughing so violently my body is spasming but my insurance that just went up 15% doesn’t cover at home nebulizers i ❤️ usa

All I want is to be able to smell and taste again so I can order Indian

My coworker called tonight; between me being miserably sick and her dealing with work drama, we needed to vent. She called right as I watched Christina Koch walk out of the spaceship. She hadn’t even realized their return was today. After we hung up, something occurred to me. I thought I’d share. ❤️

I wish Sunday me knew that this was actually a warning sign for today me’s RSV diagnosis.

Had the kind of Sunday nap where I woke up no longer knowing who I was or what day it is

I made this the sound when I plug my phone into the charger and it makes me laugh every time

Absolutely fascinated every time an author in high fantasy chooses to address toileting. There’s no demand for it—the readers’ suspension of disbelief still allows for us to silently acknowledge that characters must use the bathroom—so when an author drops it in, I always wonder what’s the reasoning

Buy these. Take one out and wait 5-10 minutes. Straight euphoria on your tongue I swear

Trying not to be mad at the autumnal-like reprieve from the recent heat wave, but the wind fucking WRECKED my 3’ monsteras

I do not want to be important at work, I simply want to blob

While you’re at it, search “your problem, not mine” because this author must think it’s the wittiest fucking retort in all the land

There are a hundred ways to describe the concepts of cold or wet without using “coldness” and “wetness”, and learning to do so will make you a better writer. I’m Inky, and this is my Master Class.

Oh my god the pillow princesses are going to be insufferable

This show was truly bonkers. Someone really said what if we take a bunch of hot ass actors and condense this EXCESSIVELY long-for-no-reason book into a limited series, make nothing make sense, and distract from the silly goose magic effects with some hot as fuck chemistry between the leads? SAY LESS

@erroneous.bsky.social reminded me of this show and remember when I was losing my gd mind over it and then it suddenly got TOO GOOFY

Someone with A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire ebook please search “chips of amber” and tell me how many times that phrase appears because I’m guessing no less than 400

Gas is now $6.29 🥲

A six hundred year old wolf elder in a high fantasy world where we’re still using 18th century bathing practices replying, “Damn…are you for real?”

Nice 😎

This author puts a comma after “of course” every single time, and I am once again begging aspiring authors to invest into an editor. Demand it from your agent, from your publisher. I’d rather a paper bag for a book cover and crayon-doodled edges over one more shitty editing job.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Grateful for a new season of Dimension 20 starting soon because I was this close to watching Normal People

My sister in Christ. We gotta stop using the word “turgid” in these sex scenes. It is most unsexy.

When an author wants a very common fantasy trope to sound unique to her world so she calls it “heartmates”

My favorite thing ever is how the British say “full fat Coke” for regular Coca Cola

I went to Jersey Mike’s for a quick lunch sandwich and they proceeded to give me the WETTEST FUCKING SANDWICH known to mankind

“But just so you know, he often slips into his wolven form and has a habit of kicking in his sleep.” WE’RE ABOUT TO GET SOME KINKY SHIT, I CAN FEEL IT TINGLING IN MY HOT POCKET

For our reading pleasure, what is the most memorable smut scene you’ve ever read?

In book 2, JLA has discovered em dashes in place of her beloved ellipses

A NEW JENNY NICHOLSON VIDEO???!!!!!

Onto book 2! Highly recommend grabbing a buddy to read a new (to you) series together. It’s truly one of life’s greatest joys. But you cannot have mine @erroneous.bsky.social

Oh my god…she really is one of us

SHE FUCKING GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF US!!!! ONE OF US!!!!!

Close enough, welcome back Twilight

He said 🔥Because if I get ANY part of me in you, EVERY part of me would be in you 🔥YES MAAAAA’AM JENNIFER LYNN ARMENTROUT

The world is on fire but there are ice chips in my cocktail

MS. ARMENTROUT HOLY FUCK CAN SHE WRITE A FIGHT SEQUENCE

New rule. Virgin trope allowed if they are so incredibly competent and ruthless with all sorts of weaponry that even /I/ want to fuck them.

And it is that serious.

Jessie Buckley deserved that win, if nothing else because her getting On the Nature of Daylight into Hamnet has kept me teetering on the edge of a depressive episode for weeks

I would lay down my life for authors who write good banter

Chapters 15-16 of From Blood and Ash

When the fmc and mmc throw daggers at each other, that’s a love language to me

Me when the MMC tsks softly