Salary.

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I had such a hard time sleeping last night that the little sleep I did get was spent dreaming about not being able to sleep.

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I need this meeting to be OVER already. How has a "quick" meeting ballooned to an hour and a half ordeal that's still ongoing?

I'll go with the rock concert. Vampires can at least be spoken too and often reasoned with. Zombie flash mob makes me think I'm the center piece of a buffet.

I would argue excessive force. I can't remember if the girls are deputized, but if so they need to follow the same rules and regulations as all city contractors and as such probably are not allowed to just kick the shit outta people without at least informing them of an arrest attempt.

I was going to go with the Gnomes but that doesn't say anything about garden gnomes or figurines so I think I'll go with the bushes. If they happen to have actual nymph attached well, that just means the residents have some new people to talk to and get to know.

I'll try the suckers. For....reasons.....

I'll take the latte. I HATE peach flavored drinks and would normally do the espresso, but sped up healing for a week? That would just help with so much so quickly during the week, while the strength would t really get much use in my day to day.

Where do they want to go? I would imagine somewhere they can enjoy the sun like the beach or a hike...but maybe they've been a vamp so long they're still scared of the sun? Maybe a day trip so they can enjoy being out in the sun but retain the option to get inside quickly if they want.

Normally I'd say orgy, but since we've been listening to some Katee Robert recently I'll say the threesome.

Airport, but I am biased as I worked at one for almost a decade. I just feel like I'd have a better feel for the space and where I could go to secure some space and have access to food, water, and sanitation.

I'll spank an Ogre. Might need a kayak paddle but I'm willing to try.

Very incompetently save the day like Superman doing things covertly as Clark Kent or one of them Jackie Chan scenes when he's taking everyone out while it all appears to be luck and coincidence.

Vibrating fingers. For safecracking of course.

Oooohhh....gimme that werewolf noir. And the way this is phrased it sounds like I'm the werewolf? Yeeeaah. Let me get that.

Ask her what the problem is. Is she waiting for some alone time where I'm out of the house so she can enjoy in private? I can leave for a few hours. But if this is my friend's livelihood she needs that drive in circulation.

The soap opera. As much as I love sci-fi and space, I do not have the cardio for living in a musical.

I'll take the free dinner. Probably be able to get a nice lobster or some crab and not have to worry about being hungover in the morning.

Despite my fear of heights I'll take the flight. Less cooldown.

Drag bar. I feel like my presence would fuck up the vibes at the gay bar.

I'll hold her luggage near the gate while she goes to get her girl. I'm too old and busted to chase a chicken around plus this is her mess to clean.

If I can get away with exposing the murderers during the show I'll still host. Lots of people visit places where atrocities have taken place to mourn the dead and pay their respects. As long as I'm allowed to be completely honest about the history of the town and not asked to omit or sugar coat it..

Gimme the strawberry cinnamon roll. "Bad" weather wherever I want? So I can make it rain in droughted areas or monsoon where there's wildfires? Sudden snow during a heatwave? Sudden heat dome over places buried in snow? Gimme dat.

N/A. I don't enjoy reality TV and am trying to give up meat so a wing and watch party wouldn't even be in the cards.

Does Dr. pepper count as an artificial flavor? If so I'll taste like like that for a week.

Sex club if for no other reason than I don't think a single hour is long enough to truly enjoy my wildest dream(s) on the big screen. Plus genie magic is probably the only way to *really* make those fantasies remotely possible.

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This "Widow's Bay" show appears to be Hunter: The Reckoning but make it silly(er).

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That...is The Question.

Had to give it some thought, but Charles Xavier. I'm either reading the mind of every billionaire I can to get the bank details I need to empty their accounts, or outright controlling them to give that shit away before going to *signal drops*

I would submit to the court that it was actually Glinda who is responsible for Dorothy's kidnapping and remind the jury that Dorothy, inadvertently or not, was party to the Murder of my client's sister. Anything my client did or did not do in any hypothetical situation was out of self defense.

.......sigh. Imma lie. I just have to lie. Usually I try to figure out a way to fix things but I'm going to fucking lie and say the statues were enchanted to "Engage in an unceasing primal act of coitus to reflect humanity's eternal obsession with and need for sex".

Turn his ass in. Fuck him. Killing people at a charity ball!? Motherfucker it better come out you were killing pedos and Nazis because otherwise the fuck are you doing?

Pay the bill if I'm able and decline any second date invitations. It's one thing if an honest mistake is made. It's another offering to pay for everything if you know you either can't or won't when all is said and done. Fool me once...

Vampire Pop, again just out of curiosity. Maybe I'll get lucky and it'll be more like early Sneaker Pimps or early The XX.

I was going to say Fae Funk, but I actually think I'd rather try to R&B. I imagine its like a trio of James Earl Jones trying to croon like Jodeci and im honestly intrigued.

Disclose my vasectomy so they don't get any ideas about trying to claim any future kids are mine. Beyond that, ask if the pregnancy is part of the kink because if so we should go our separate ways.

Carrot cake. Not even for the benefit but because I absolutely despise coconut.

Call the Marshalls. Bad enough I'm a cop. Last thing I'm gonna be is a dirty cop. So I'll call for backup, explain the situation then ride out to round up them were racketeers.

Annoy the everliving shit out of my wife.

Imma go with Doofenshmirtz. Seems relatively harmless and low stakes. No chance of causalities or having Batman show up and put me in traction.

Immediately try to get backstage to check on my friend. I'm not trained or qualified to help the victim, and I guess I'll give a statement but that's about all I can do.

Still the Flash.