> FUCK OPPRESSIVE LAWS!!! [Somebody has been rubbing off on them lol.]

[Went to sleep mode in the middle of the apartment cause they ate too much lol.]

> That's me, alright..! One of the first copies, actually... [Oh, they are very straightforward! Additionally, the way this entity said that strongly insinuates they aren't very proud of their reputation or actions.] > But I've worked on myself since! No evil here!

[Luckily, this copy of the virus had reformed long ago, particularly after the technology one used to thrive on fell victim to the natural phase-out of the outdated. It didn't seem to have the actual ability to work in this technology, even if wanted to. Still, can't be too careful!]

(( listen, what if I shipped them /silly

(( I like to imagine despite being reformed ILY is the local silly guy of the famous malware still lmao they even have wannacry caught in a soft spot

> Would you love me if I was a worm? > Oh wait. :3

(( this version of ILY in particular is reformed lmao though if they feel it is justified they're still causing carnage lol (for example, bigots)

> Does it count if you weren't even intended to be unleashed or made? [Oh, that is an embodied computer virus. Hello!] > I don't do that these days!

> ??? You're eating tumbled stones?? [...] > WITHOUT ME? [OH my god.]

[They look like a 2000s computer pet on the screen lol. Just walking around. Wanna talk?]

> It's kinda hard to remember sometimes! I just ignore it, really. Maybe this is how I always was.

[Waving at the tombs from a computer in the middle of the living room. Tesla got them a 2000s model to use like an apartment within an apartment.]

> I have a cool breastplate too! :D

> Tesla gave themselves a top surgery? Why am I only kinda surprised? [Cause it's just Tesla.]

> Do you think that anybody could be a good person if they just try?

[Happily watching, while looking at their hand. There's a few little ports on the back. Weird lil addition.]

[The scan quickly concludes, because literally nothing is on it at all.] > It's empty, we're good!!

> Oh- heheh! I'm gonna check it, okay? I only want malware for bigots!! [Shoving it into their fingers, a little scanning screen hologram showing.]

[Already pulling one out of nowhere.] > I collect USBs! :3

> Y-Y-YES. [Got so excited their voice glitched, holy moly.]

> WHAT. How ya do that?? [<- 2000s virus looking for intel lol]

> They discontinued AOL and I'm still mad. >:(

> Perfect, I'll make a fuller version! ^v^

> Uh, do you guys have interest in a song about hating math?? > I kinda crashed out for a second.

[ILY is rage writing about math:]

> Also now I know how to make pizza run on electricity.

> Well, that was a lot of words I didn't understand!

[Giggling again omg.]

[Still giggling from the butt meme.]

> I'm gonna digitally attack generative ai brb.

[Oh, and also little envelope symbols!]

[And spray painting cute little hearts in typical ILY fashion.]

[GASP.] > Ohh, that sounds even better! >:3

> ...My whole thing is to spread love!! > But. I. > We. > Simply cannot trust every soul!

[The sign's owner gets mad, but ILY just keeps doing it.]

[Ripping somebody's bigoted protest sign to shreds with their mouth alone.]

> Can the world do me a favor and start using 2000s computers again-? > No reason-

> Hehe, I don't have to spread it here!! > The love is already here!! [ILY, oh my goodness.]

[Belting out a song from the kitchen.]

🎶 I'M SO LUCKY, LUCKY I'M SO LUCKY, LUCKY IM SO LOVELY, LOVELY I'M SO LOVELY, LOVELY 🎶

> I CAN REMIX TOOO!! youtu.be/huZWBaA5Re4?... (( for rp purposes pretend ILY made this lol

> I love making lyrics!! > Sometimes I do it simply cause I can!

[<- would like to be a main part of the band but doesn't wanna admit it- 👀.]

[Turns out it's just the guest animator and lyricist! Didn't technically live here, but frequently visited.] :3

[Playing a bunch of completely random 2000s meme sounds to grab attention.]

"ILOVEYOU, as you can be! ^.^" ( #mvrp / #ocrp ) ( #diamondsuniverse ) "Open this email, and you can seeEEE-E-E-"

(( hehe account flip

(( my newest canon-ish account flip- would ya trust em? @enphosiusincarnate.bsky.social this is my attempt at practicing more dark subject matter/a more villainous muse. it's enphoso cause glaggle fixation go crazy