just managed to successfully transform my sleep paralysis demon from a giant hand made of dark matter into a giant flying funny vagina, boggart-style. proud of myself

fuck my stupid baka life

wdym "diabolical unmanageable mess of 8 hard drives and ssds each of different brand, capacity and interface all stuffed inside the tower"? this is DIVERSIFICATION. your 2TB workhorse dies - you're cooked. one of mine dies - gonna be a while before i even notice ;))

hi

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

fuck my stupid baka life

[talking to a date] I prefer to take things slowly [talking to a new friend] Let’s go off the grid and start a raccoon colony in the mountains

taxi drivers in vienna have their own cutesy parallel play discord calls 🥹

oh the intimate social contract of mutual following. you may never speak but you nonverbally vow to be a part of each other's algorithm

wow my tiktok fyp is crazy

me: sorry if I’m bothering you surgeon: how do you keep waking up and saying that

this is what’s left of my soul, Imma just be posting memes

@chromie.lol I told you I’ll be here waiting, I knew you’d come ^-^

10 video games to get to know me The Witcher 3 Warcraft 3 Zero Escape Genshin Impact Mortal Kombat 11 Half-Life Black Mirror Nox Assassin’s Creed 2 Clannad

oh also I have a cat now, look:

hi platform I'm back, being sick sucks

listened to “Welcome to the internet” for the first time in a while and cried what does this mean

can someone create the Framework laptop of TVs? give us a big, quality display with documented and modular connections, that’s it there’s a market of people who couldn’t care less about your stupid new tv os you pour billions in

english breakdance

and then they ask me “why do you hate Visual Studio”

I can't remember pressing the right Alt key ever in my life

oomfies do we still use the word oomfies on this platform

do not ever think about your life decisions at night, only after a good sleep. the difference in perspectives is insane, and you could guess which one is the healthier one trust me, it can cost you your life

Nobody ever tells you that a Library Card lets you go to your local library and pick up the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy to watch with your family for free, it's honestly insane that this is just a service that exists that no one talks about or uses Disney Plus can eat my entire ass

I am once again shocked and bewildered to find that the process of trial and error involves error

why would you do that Tony

adopting Wi-Fi was a mistake we should never have moved past ethernet everywhere

I’m this 🤏 close to writing custom generator for my thing in C, please someone talk me out of it before it’s too late

sometimes I get very angry at modern interfaces... you never know if it's a bug and you have no toolbar or there's another genius UX move to use even less of screen space it takes up

whenever I try to write pseudocode to illustrate what I'm saying to someone it comes out as valid python. oh well

is there anything better than Jekyll for static site generation? google suggests me some horrible things like Next.js and Gatsby which I’m not touching with a 10ft pole. I want the thing to be built simpler than Jekyll, not… whatever nodejs sodomy these two bring with them

I’m in love with the local culture of writing alt texts for images. it’s like a little window into the perception of a poster, so cute sometimes

hear me out: tv show adaptation of Assassin's Creed I and II with Tomer Capone as Desmond/Altaïr/Ezio

I honor and value all life on Earth except for any insect that dares invade my living space. I kid you not, I’m the John Wick of mosquitoes, wasps, moths, etc. I killed them with fire, electricity, poison, gas, slippers, bare hands, toy gun, macbook, knife, cat, brick, water, and probably more

without downloading a new pic, where are you now mentally?

there are many utterly confusing things about the US for me but one that stands out is the fact that having a death penalty is a state-level decision “oh we in north carolina LOVE killing people! don’t mix us with some rhode island folk” like ??????

i swear to god

the stupid UK->EU adapter got loose again and I might have overreacted just a little…

is it just me or is it kind of annoying how they would call any product “Pro” these days? I mean, it used to sort of make sense with macbooks but PS4 and *especially* PS5?