116 days till hoochie daddy season.

I forget about bikini briefs.

Tummy Tuesday submission.

Just getting home and already thinking about beef dip 2027.

Thong Thursday all the way from PV.

Really looking forward to #BeefDip next week. Say hi if you see me. #VacationMode

Watching Amanda on #RHOBH is exhausting. #S15E5

What’s better than Calvin Klein?

Just a little tummy before tonight ends.

Feeling thick and delusional.

First #humpday of 2026.

Now that the holidays are over I can focus on the swimwear I need for Beef Dip.

Sundays are for the boys.

Don’t forget to fluff your pillows.

That new leather thong smell

My tummy Tuesday contribution.

The difference a year makes. #tbt 2024 / 2025

That over 30 thread 40 😘

How early is too early to put the tree up?

Throw back on this thong Thursday since I don’t have any new ones to show y’all.

So let me get this straight. Lisa Loose Lips gets a lot of information about the girls off camera but claims to not repeat it. Then gets called out by Angie for repeating what she heard about Bronwyn’s husband. Then Lisa says Angie isn’t to be trusted because she repeats things. #RHOSLC #S6E8

I need to get more use out of this leotard.

Can we talk about how Heather was okay with Lisa possibly leaking shit to the press about the other girls but wanted to crucify Monica for possibly doing the same thing? Like what the actual fuck? #RHOSLC #S6E7

Feeling good.

GRWM

I was the Andy Cohen to my friends Real House Wife party last night.

I’ve decided to grow a mullet. We’ll see how long these antics last.

The Face

Brunch anyone?

The obligatory hotel bathroom pic…

Powers restored, luggage is back and only one day of work left before my 4 day weekend.

When you scroll through your camera roll and find new favorites.

Happy #Jocktober to those who celebrate. 🎃

Is tube sock Tuesday a thing?

The effects of eating too much this weekend.

Bronwyn ate Lisa up! Also, Lisa is giving Trump energy. #RHOSLC #S6E2

My new speedo is sheer if you look hard enough.

Happy Tummy Tuesday to those who celebrate.

Another hoochie daddy day…

Who ever said jump rope would be fun cardio lied.

I almost forgot it was Wednesday.

Who else takes off all their clothes as soon as they walk through the door? #TGIF

One of those rare occasions of me wearing clothes at home.

Three day weekend activities have commenced.

Am I doing this right?