Felt cute yesterday

#HumpDay contribution

Feeling meaty

What do you prefer? A cowboy hat or a Muir cap? #tummytuesday #pancitapapi

42 days till summer… #sundayfunday

Rhinestone jock strap update: 2,235 weren’t enough #tummytuesday

I’m late for #tummytuesday but on time for #humpday.

Does this qualify as a tummy Tuesday post?

I hope y’all enjoyed your Easter…

The golden hour is my favorite hour…

Cuz it’s Thursday…

WFH attire…

I can do both

Here we are again. #HumpDay

116 days till hoochie daddy season.

I forget about bikini briefs.

Tummy Tuesday submission.

Just getting home and already thinking about beef dip 2027.

Thong Thursday all the way from PV.

Really looking forward to #BeefDip next week. Say hi if you see me. #VacationMode

Watching Amanda on #RHOBH is exhausting. #S15E5

What’s better than Calvin Klein?

Just a little tummy before tonight ends.

Feeling thick and delusional.

First #humpday of 2026.

Now that the holidays are over I can focus on the swimwear I need for Beef Dip.

Sundays are for the boys.

Don’t forget to fluff your pillows.

That new leather thong smell

My tummy Tuesday contribution.

The difference a year makes. #tbt 2024 / 2025

That over 30 thread 40 😘

How early is too early to put the tree up?

Throw back on this thong Thursday since I don’t have any new ones to show y’all.

So let me get this straight. Lisa Loose Lips gets a lot of information about the girls off camera but claims to not repeat it. Then gets called out by Angie for repeating what she heard about Bronwyn’s husband. Then Lisa says Angie isn’t to be trusted because she repeats things. #RHOSLC #S6E8

I need to get more use out of this leotard.

Can we talk about how Heather was okay with Lisa possibly leaking shit to the press about the other girls but wanted to crucify Monica for possibly doing the same thing? Like what the actual fuck? #RHOSLC #S6E7

Feeling good.

GRWM

I was the Andy Cohen to my friends Real House Wife party last night.

I’ve decided to grow a mullet. We’ll see how long these antics last.

The Face