Remember everyone: black smoke = no pope; white smoke = new pope; green smoke = Nicolas Cage has disarmed all the rockets.

Someone just bought a Subaru and used my e-mail address when signing up for mysubaru.com. Now I can remotely track their vehicle location as well as lock and unlock their doors. Wild!

I'm choosing to imagine Joyce Cohen smiling and thinking of @stephenjacobsmith.com as she included this small detail about elevators in a story about a hold out tenant in the NYTimes.

It's actually a great thing when an insurance company says that it will pay the rate set by medicare for a medical service. I understand that the cartel of anesthesiologists might not like it, but it's pretty weird that a lefty media outlet would side with them instead of patients.

Judgement Day. Except, instead of the machines launching nuclear missiles, they subtlety sabotage all human interactions because people have turned over all decision making in their personal lives to sentient chatbots.

1/ Prediction: Trump will lose tomorrow and it won't be particularly close. And then he will have done to the GOP (of which I was a registered member until 2017) what he has done to every business partner he has ever had: completely screwed them over.

So Elon basically turned off twitter for non verified users? Wild.

TIL that a bunch of the lyrics in Weapon of Choice are about Dune. Who knew? Walk without rhythm, and it won’t attract the worm.

just setting up my bsky