Long day ahead ✈️

You see all sorts of foxes around Broadgate but not normally this type

lol they will get NO contestant submissions after that episode, Jesus! #GBBO

I think the judging/challenges have been pretty harsh this week but also I didn’t necessarily disagree with Paul there? #GBBO

Omg was that a FeetFinder reference on #GBBO?

Sorry but how the fuck are they meant to make good puff pastry in a tent that’s 35°C? It’s so dumb, every time Oh wait Aaron did it, never mind #GBBO

Made an appointment to get my bike tuned this morning like the genius that I am 🥶

Me at 6:30am GMT: “I wonder who won the baseball game” Me at 6:31: “oh, it’s still going?”

Ooh I’m stiff this morning

There were 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flag wavers at one point during the half marathon and I honestly thought it was just confusing if anything

Friends fear he almost PBd another half marathon

Friends fear he’s running another half marathon

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Where the hell is my husband

Wondering why it’s suddenly so cold and then realising it’s fucking NOVEMBER in 8 days 🤯

Northern line now just has “minor delays”. The trains are two minutes apart. Nature is healing 🥲

I really regret writing this into existence 😵‍💫

Mid episode tbh #CelebrityTraitors

Ok whoa whoa that’s enough now Alan 😬

Fair play to Alan, I feel like he’s gotten much better at being traitorous (while still being very entertaining #TheCelebrityTraitors

For reference I went for this length. Kinda into it ngl

Wasn’t ready for this haircut yet but I think next trip to the barbers I will be

The first time in years I don’t go to Manchester pride and they go bankrupt. Coincidence?

Psyching myself up to cycle to the office

But actually though?!

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Running 10K _after_ work feels illegal but I have a half marathon on Sunday and I’m a bit behind on my runs

Is the Northern line going to be fucked every day this week or

I own exactly one item of professional sports apparel and it’s this so… I guess now is my time?

Wordle friends, if you did it today while the app was broken make sure you go check it again or you may lose your streak 🙏

us-east-1 is down? A bunch of people are about to have a bad Monday and they have no idea 🔥

Surely I can’t be the only one making this connection every time

This song didn’t make me gay, it was more like it sealed the gayness in

I like Legends ZA! The battle mechanic is fun, the music is great, the early game tutorial isn’t overbearing. And also it isn’t a buggy flaming heap of trash and runs really nicely on the Switch 2 (though the bar is on the floor and it’s really not pushing any boundaries in terms of graphics 😅)

Not even sure when I’m going to be able to start playing this but here it is

I have watched this 10 times in a row. It’s the way Alan does a full body turn towards her in disgust lmao #CelebrityTraitors

That was a top tier round table like wtf just happened? And then “you should go snoop in the mirror” to top it off? It will be in history books #TheCelebrityTraitors

Oh this is GOOD SHIT #TheCelebrityTraitors

Hell hath no fury like Celia Imerie on a snoop #TheCelebrityTraitors

Wow that is… a lot of correct intuition for Episode 3 #TheCelebrityTraitors

To the surprise of no one, we got B roll of Tom in the shower lol #TheCelebrityTraitors

I love how despite the fact they’re meant to be famous they’re still fucking up writing the names #TheCelebrityTraitors

I’ve seen two different people (who definitely like Pokémon) declare online they won’t be playing Legends ZA… are we boycotting Game Freak for rushing the game or something? What’s the drama?

Feeling incredibly autumnal

Good news: I can still run after a week on an all-inclusive cruise

How’s your Thursday going?

Jane McDonald just promoted Mary Mac’s show over the tannoy, if you’re wondering how my cruise is going

My life will only go downhill from here, because I am now Cruising with Jane McDonald

October = dimly lit cosy pub realness

This app will moderate a faraway mirror pic of me in some underwear but a closeup of someone’s literal asscrack someone reposted can show up on my feed with nothing restricting it