how windows users feel when they enter a linux thread/yt video comments/chat only to say that they 'just don't like linux' and proceed to babble about how they use a random program/script that they themselves cannot verify just to muzzle and gag their bloated spyware os and make it tolerable to use.

Watching microsoft try and unhammer its dick is interesting because I'm pretty sure if they legitimately said "sorry" people might hate them less Instead it's them trying to return to an era that's long-since passed.

old.reddit.com/r/chrome/com... hmm.

eats french fries as i watch people do everything in their power and twist themselves into pretzels to avoid mastodon.

There is something significantly less endearing about being clueless about something online vs irl Like irl it's understandable but on the internet im just like bro you have access to nearly all knowledge look it the fuck up

my brother-in-laws are so much older than my husband that he never experienced siblings beating the shit out of eachother and its interesting to observe his perspective because he's always aghast by siblings just fucking kicking the shit out of eachother and always assumed it was a movie/TV thing.

im working on the requests. i know everyone's been cool about me taking my time this time and i appreciate that thank. just wanted yall to be informed.

im not sure what the worst part about learning japanese is the insane level of racism to the point of banning non-Japanese ip addresses or the ludicrous amount of people on the internet that don't speak Japanese but feel the need to 'inform' you of shit about it that's entirely invented by them

Turning off replies because this isn't an arguement nor debate; it's common sense. But keep a couple face masks in a drawer somewhere.

so much for my nap.

Person: are you good at computers Me: idk sometimes Person: can you get this working? Me: is-- is this one of those ai slop generators? Person: i thought you said you were good at computers? Me: wtf does that have to do with this Person, now huffy & slamming laptop closed: never-fucking-mind.

just woke up from a dream where someone in said dream asked me to look up what AM/PM meant when i woke up and i was like kk brb and forced myself to wake up which was... weird.

ive been seeing how far i can get in mass effect 1 by just dampening everything and running straight through all the enemies without fighting and its surprisingly effective

Hey if you're in NA it's Mother's Day this weekend. Just lettin' folk know.

i fucking hate people who make stupid assumptions and just make shit up because they don't understand something having to repeatedly explain that a mandate "brought into law" =/= "a new law was made" to a goddamn moron flipping their shit and having to just call them a moron to get them to shut up.

person: you can't just assume this picture is AI me: i dont have to 'just assume' when the cables merge back into themselves like a cordoboros. person: oh......... they do.

zero. its been zero since like 2015 when me and my husband -- then-boyfriend -- tried to unsub from adobe and not only did we get charged a couple hundered dollars but adobe provided no official way to uninstall adobe cloud and we had to reinstall our OS on multiple devices/machines.

i will never not be confused by people who never talk or interact with you on any level going out of their way to loae their minds at you over you blocking them i'm irrelevant to your life; why's it matter lmao

the two trans lesbians and my other friend who was questioning their gender immediately hit it off and are gerting along so im just wandering in their overgrown backyard and collecting invasive garlic mustard to make pesto with later

same goes for vore lmao there's just random annoying fucks that will burst in through your window to inform you that they're john or jane apex predator and do a weird one-sided rp with themselves

oh i only have a couple months of paying off my student loan left id like to be excited but goodbye credit score

ayo suck my maple-flavoured farts DHS/US gov. www.wired.com/story/dhs-de...

Person: why'd you block me? Me: you said you stopped using twitter but you retweeted something 23 hours ago Person: damn i was on that acc?? Me: Person: i wasn't really using the other one either. Me: Person: It was just a comm Me: Person: i wasn't actually using it Me, still not replying:

friend: do you ever feel trans when you're stoned or drunk? me: no but if you do then you might be idk friend: but i don't wanna be me: nobody's forcing you friend: but you call me "gurl" and "girlypop" me: i call everyone that ironically but if you want i can stop do-- friend: NO

its interesting growing up in rural canada because 90% of canadians are clustered in very specific areas & have not just very different experiences but expectations. (basically i had to explain (again) that there is no food delivery out here lmao)

im always fretting about smoking too much weed and then i get bullied for having the same ounce of weed last 3-4 months 😭

Honestly the fact I have to explain that mitigations to prevent this exist and currently function cromulently without a kernel-level patch is really indicitive of just how desperate some morons are to prove that Linux is "worse than windows".

I love how this keeps getting posted about meanwhile the actual linux community is like "uh we fixed this like over a month before even the first news article came out and requires a decade-old kernel". www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

Wanna read some juicy drama that (likely) doesn't involve you? old.reddit.com/r/SubredditD... It's quite the thread. Been a long time since I've seen a proper drama write-up about an incident that's actual drama.

i fucking hate posts that are "look at this massive injustice" that end with "i let this shithead get exactly what they wanted out of me but don't worry I made sure to do fuck-all so it'll happen again in the future 💅" this is the reason why fascism got such a strong foothold.

When someone tries to criticise you for being too mean to fascists and you highlight their username, hit "search" and the first 20 fucking results are them being strawman-levels of dismissive when it comes to people talking about fascism all the way back in 2018.

not to be rude or anything but the fox in space dude being a nazi has been known for over half a decade now; technically longer because it was before all the info was pre-digested and compiled for social media sharing. it wasn't "terminally online" info it's just info ppl rejected because star fox.

github.com/microsoft/vs... what the fuck why what what???

Theatre worker: the people who demand a fresh batch of popcorn be made are the worst Me: if they're spending 40 fucking dollars on a popcorn, beverage and a piece of candy then they're allowed to demand that the popcorn at least be fresh Theatre worker: >:(

bothered. dry. unhappy. out of my lane. withering. i dont know what im doing.

as an intersex person it's super fucking annoying when people say shit such as "you're not defective uwu" because it's like oh so we all dont need medical care/meds/surgery huh? fucks sake. it's like telling a person in a wheelchair that their legs still work and they're just being negative.

husband has been playing baba is you and so ive also been playing it and while fun i have noticed that after a while my brain starts to try and process all written text as little blocks kinda like when you visualise tetris after too much tetris.

bothered. dry. unhappy. out of my lane. withering. i dont know what im doing.

i know its a joke but folk from the US post shit like this and then lose their minds when they find out canadians swear every third or fourth fucking word lmao

www.forbes.com/sites/daveyw... microsoft what the fuck.

china keeps trying to woo canada and while im not complaining i just wish they'd woo us with cheap electronics most electronics go through the US first and so they get double import fee'd and honestly if they want canadians to like them more it'd be cool if we could get shit directly from them

the people who constantly say "this seems like AI" are not only wrong every time but also constantly fall for actual AI and it drives me up the goddamn wall they are so confident in their ability to (incorrectly) point out AI that they refuse to accept it when they fall for actual ai slop.

What in gods name does the makerworld algorithm think I'm interested in? Cocaine straws? Seriously??

Try to keep a copy of tor or i2p installed on some device and maybe try to keep it updated. If your area randomly decides to start blocking or censoring shit then you'll at least have a workaround.

www.windowslatest.com/2026/05/01/m... Microsoft really said "well let them eat cake" then huh. Do they intend on providing people with the other 16 to 28GB of RAM for free? Holy fuck what the fuck is wrong with Microsoft. People be still buying 4GB laptops for fucks sake.

getting all excited that its finally spring and then looking at the weather forecast and remembering that im in the fucking maritimes.

friend: did that bong used to be a girl's? me: no its mine friend: you bought a pink bong? and then i took a hit to let out a giant cloud of smoke -- in an attempt to look cool when i ask 'what of it?' -- but i ended up fucking choking, coughing & dying for like 20 min on call instead _(:3」∠)_

where does half the mass go when people draw big guys bent over like i dont mean foreshortening/perspective i mean people will draw a 7ft ft tall 800lbs character and then the moment they're bent over to bottom it's like half their mass is missing as they have infinite flexibility

how windows users feel when they enter a linux thread/yt video comments/chat only to say that they 'just don't like linux' and proceed to babble about how they use a random program/script that they themselves cannot verify just to muzzle and gag their bloated spyware os and make it tolerable to use.

kinda wish tech companies would make shit look fun to use again im tired of just rectangle-rectangle-rectangle and overpriced-'rose gold'-rectangle. and no fucking kickstarter-ass crowd sourced shit does not count.