This goober...

...is Adrien Brody starring in this?

Keep your eyes peeled for this ya'll.

These folks are great! Make sure to submit!!

My sister in law pointed out to me that Trump's signature shade is Matte Mousse Honey Beige and that is just....SO spot on!

You know what? I'm not convinced that the stringy, damaged lump of fuzz on top of Trump's head is his hair. I have a suspicion that's his actual brain; sloppily combed over in some kind of Joe Dirt fever dream.

I got to meet @jimtowns.bsky.social face to face - well, screen to screen - today. I didn't wear makeup. He's now blinded. I apologize to everyone for this misdeed.

All roads to Hell lead to Reagan. Just saying

Are more folks from the indie writing community on here now? I feel like I'm missing some folks that I used to fuck off with.

If you're in public and talking to someone on speakerphone, please know you're a fucking scumbag.

Welp..looks like I'll be around here a lil more now that I'm funemployed. I hope this entire administration gets anal fissures.

Thanks for calling, I'm not available at the moment. Please leave a message and if I manage to crawl out from the black abyss of doom I'll get back to you. *beep*

The frustration of trying to make people understand that, yes, it IS that fucking bad is overwhelming.

I've never wished dysentery on so many people before....

We're living in Revelation; the bloodthirsty are called sane and those will compassion and empathy are called terrorists.

Some of ya'll never read Fahrenheit 451 and it shows....

So ima be closing this one out...

Im not sure how to come out of the deep anger

Watching the Daily Show podcast with @aoc.bsky.social gives me hope.

The feeling of "i just don't want to do this anymore", is overwhelming. I just want to find a little cave and become a hermit

So...we're gonna just pretend that wasn't a Roman salute? Jesus.

What an absolute shit show. Sad bit is that the majority of this country is too fucking dumb and blind to realized the dry assfuck about to happen.

I feel it's appropriate that I have diarrhea today

Cant wait for Flash. Soon as it's up, I'm getting the fuck off IG.

Menopause is so fucked. The night sweats are really unreal.

Living in the US makes me misanthropic.

Yeahhh, sure, why not get rid of fact checkers on the asshole of the internet that is Facebook. What could go wrong?

The sheer over abundance of skincare products, cosmetics, plastic surgery, face filters etc etc etc only tells us that it's shameful to age. Especially for women.

Ya fucks

My dog is so used to my bullshit that he doesn't even bother to flinch or move when I poke him in the ass.

The jardiance commercial makes me want to rip my own face off

For a second time, I might add.

I'm the Grinch. I fucking hate Christmas. With a burning passion.

Keep em coming folks!!

All I want outta life is to eat my way through South Korea.

Today's the day!! I'll be going through all the microfiction submitted to @anxietypress.bsky.social to decide the best of the year!

Can we like...not use gigantic spiders in fantasy stories? Fuckin yuck

Dodging 'All I Want for Christmas is You' like

Looking for a new car, and Subaru really knows it's target demographic. I'm both pleased and irritated at the same time.

I need someone to explain to me why I'm seeing foot shaving videos on my insta feed.

I'm gonna get ripped apart for this but....i need Disney to stop making Star Wars shit. Fr. It's too much.

www.amazon.com/Driver-Novel... @bambarrow.bsky.social @urbanpigspress.bsky.social

I have an interview for a promotion on Monday...full transparency, this will be the third time I've interview for it over the last year. I'm fighting the urge to not say " my answers to your bullshit questions are the same. Hire me or don't. Idgaf "

I lost my hymen on Christmas, once.

I just wanna go home.....while working from home. Erg.

Fuckin same

This is appropriate.

The milk didn't smell funny...but apparently it was off. The gastrointestinal experience was memorable.

Feeling the loss of all my grandparents today. Don't know what prompted it, but the loss of history and heritage is weighing heavily on me today.