"Oh, I just saw you by pure chance while taking my Cyclizar for a ride. I haven't gone looking for any of the family since the incident." ...what incident- "I heard you ran away from home or something. People leaving home isn't all that crazy, though, so I honestly never cared about the details.-

Well this... Huh... It's hard to say if Esmeralda is doing a #SeductiveSunday or not when she's always dressed like that...

"Don't break into my house. I won't just harm you in self defense and call the cops. I'll turn you into a missing persons case and make sure that your family never has closure." ...Hey. Esmeralda? What the fuck?

"Don't brake check me, I'll kill both of us."

"Don't forget that the clocks are turning traitor tonight."

Esmeralda is... A different can of worms entirely. Not necessarily worse or better than Celia. But... Reina might be onto something. "Delibirds... Yeah, that could be better. That could make a big difference. As long as they're trained right..." That's certainly given her something to think about-

Oh. Oh dear. The mention of mall Santas made all the light leaves her eyes... "I hate them. They stink after every shift. And they have to come to MY office to check in and out every day, because the company that hires them and does the whole Christmas display can't be bothered to keep one of-

"Hey do you ever think about how the digestive tract is technically an exterior part of the body? It's basically just the very twisty, squished together bodily equivalent of a donut hole." ...Hey what the fuck?

"A child six seven'd me while I was making my rounds checking on mall employees today. I almost gave them an energy drink to punish the parents for whatever neglect caused that." ...It's weird to see an utterly deranged woman wearing khakis and a polo, hair braided neatly, with bags under her eyes.

"If I ever saw a therapist, I'd probably be diagnosed as a sociopath, but-" Who the hell starts a conversation like that?! "I still put shopping carts back where they belong. Not out of any desire to make some employee's life easier, though. I don't care how hard some stranger's job is. But if I-

"We should launch people into the sun for using glass tables. I may be crazy, but I'm not crazy enough to put stuff on top of glass! Like... Oh no. Our table. It's broken."

"I was the one right before Freya." Odd way to talk about birth order, but okay- ...She doesn't seem to thrown off... Is she aware of the family not remembering her? "Well, I'm managing a shopping mall-" At her age?! "So I'm mostly trying not to soap up the floor and turn mall walkers who never-

Her eyes are locked in on that nosebleed... Aaaaand she's patting herself down again... "Oh right, I don't have pockets." ...Was she looking for a handkerchief or something...? "Myeh. Oh well. How's it hanging, big sis?" ...Well, Esmeralda has no problem remembering the fami- Oh, suddenly a-

"Piplup is a good choice!" WHERE THE HELL DID ESMERALDA COME FROM- And she's just patting herself down as if she hasn't been... Uh... Missing for years? ...What happened to Esmeralda all those years ag- "Oh right. Events. Anastasia has my Piplup nowadays." Oh cool, name dropping a sibling whose-

"Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. The Rattatas made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. The Rattatas made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room.-"

"Hey, I'm back from haunting a rival. There was a unicorn chase." A beauty with a... Questionable mind. The sister who has been absent from family photos for years, but everybody gets a headache when they try to remember why. An all around irregularity... "Hey, am I in a pinned tweet?"