Woke up today and had the irresistible urge to revisit the first (and only) Pretentious, Moi? album. Still some of the most vital, energetic, powerful goth rock out there. It’s a shame more goths haven’t heard this album

The Trump-Mamdani meeting is just more evidence that Trump loves hot guys and will do anything they say

IAMX still puts on a great show. During No Maker Made Me their tour manager walked on stage totally naked, showing full hog

Freshly dyed hair 🙂‍↔️

Me when someone asks me if the band on my shirt is a metal band and not a niche EBM duo from Portland

I have to wear the most obscure band shirt to the coffee shop for some reason

John Fetterman more like John Fell-man

Called it

Mamdani won which means it’s time to throw on the slightly niche horror film long-sleeve

Do you have what it takes to cry in a fast-paced work environment

You took my wife, my unborn son Torn into the deep of the ocean

I don’t know if the sort of content I create matters anymore but it does feel good to start creating again

The DMV has this reputation for being a bureaucratic hellscape of 10-hour wait times but every experience I’ve had at the DMV the last 6-7 years has been very easy and even pleasant

Your honor I was simply aura farming

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Got one of those Labubus everyone is always talking about

Speechless. Rest in Peace Douglas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1yL...

We lost a legend today. RIP to Douglas McCarthy

Absolutely right.

I love that Lustmord has become the default music for all those ominous North Sea TikToks

This Clickhole article from 2017 is still burned into my brain

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Catching up on the Trump/Musk drama

The burnout in me recognizes the burnout in you

I came out of retirement a few weeks ago for a special DJ gig on World Goth Day. It was fun. I miss DJing

There are too many eels in today’s helicopters. More people are saying this

What if the real apartheid emerald mining operation is the girl reading this

Sigma male this, sigma grindset that, what’s a guy gotta do round here to get a sigarette

John Fetterman becoming overstimulated during a meeting and screaming that everyone is mad at him and hates him is……highly relatable to me

Your honor I request a brief recess so my client can listen to every remix of Headhunter ever made

Much like Trump, I too strap a bomb to my chest and threaten to detonate it every time someone hurts my feelings

Deeply embarrassing to be a music fan. Wearing band merch. Talking about bands no one will care about in a year. Best to just be a corpse in your room

Today's grey weather music

Admin reveal

I am the 19-year-old who built Elon Musk’s DOGE website. I also check his memes before he posts them for le epic bacon assurance

Yes, everyone is correct. They're not advocating for a "strict meritocracy." Affirmative action is over. They're now suing over the very presence of Black people and Latinos in elite education and white collar careers. They're advocating for resegregation. Call it out every time.

Love waking up in this beautiful country where a middle-aged Redditor with a ketamine addiction has access to my social security number

I think about this a lot

Our Old Gods Are Strong Gods.

Hmmm today I will listen to The Cure

Saturday morning baby

"He wasn't doing a N@zi salute he's just autistic" does Elon also disappear when you play peekaboo with him

The stupidest person you know just learned the word “neurodivergent” over the last week

Honestly didn't know it was possible to mess up a screw in a lightbulb joke but here we are

wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny

Grandma won’t stop levitating in bed with a horrified expression on her face and it’s distracting me from writing my novel about a secular college student who achieves equity for his community through the use of beaver crypto

The Etsy seller wouldn’t give me a refund on the fake dog ears and nose I bought from them and now I have no choice but to use them in my LinkedIn headshot

Can’t look like Robin Finck circa 1994 so what’s the point