Sinister motorbike villain Evil Knievel

The parallel universe where the Undertaker lost the WrestleMania belt to “Nature Boy” Colin Mochrie has an utterly Balkanized Florida. 38 states in the continental US (including favorites like Iroquois, Westsylvania, North Colorado, occupied Taured), and 23 more in the panhandle alone.

I hope Michael Winslow is having a good day.

Anyways I was at Pride for the first time in my life

when do I stop feeling like an interloper unwanted in spaces that want me speedrun strats Making my living situation less than shit while being petrified scared of change cheat codes Stopping myself from giving away parts of myself on my own accord & make people experience me as they find me any%

Look at my art again

Okay I do actually have real thoughts on the Fortnite skins they just added

Doing better this morning

*(couldn’t give a shit about Fortnite)* that open world Doom game got another character?

Transfem period day 3 fucking sucked. Punches my nothing, stop acting like this.

Direct kinda sucked. Half the games looked like Fire Emblem Three Houses and the other half were Soulslikes. Big Walk looks good still. Another Ocarina remake’s happening. Meh.

Everyone’s thrown in their two cents but it’s frustrating to me just how sauceless the presentation is. The camera’s a steadycam gimbal locked on the car. The sense of speed’s abysmal. The car’s physics are lacking that super tactile rock and lean and weight that made the game instantly recognizable

I’ve been playing Rogue Point and my god it’s such a good-ass tactical FPS. It reminds me of what I loved about Payday: The Heist and Counter-Strike.

The Silverstone FLP-02 is a damn good case but its key lock isn’t even remotely close to a proper tubular lock in terms of clutching the key so I gotta keep it partially turned between locked and unlocked to retain the damn thing. Surely inserting a real tubular lock wouldn’t be impossible.

Minecraft mod where all the shit speedrunners throw into the crafting screen when cruising on muscle memory and instinct can be successfully crafted together

N+∞2 continues the nearly twenty year tradition of Metanet making sick ass platformers but naming them like Elon Musk children, and I am doing my best to not hold that against them as they did it first

Jim Varney statues should replace the White Supremacist ones. If it turns out he did something shitty we’ll quickly replace them with Buster Keaton statues. Also we should build Buster Keaton statues to replace the confederate ones

Using my second genie wish on getting Nintendo to publish their shit on Steam, wagging my stupid tail (my first wish) the whole time, only to learn they’ve priced Mario 64 at $30 USD after the genie already left (my third wish was for him to do a cool cross dissolve effect in front of my puppy eyes)

A24 PRESENTS A GROUNDBREAKING ACHIEVEMENT IN CINEMA r/thathappened TOP POSTS ALL TIME DIRECTED BY BRENDAN POOBLER

White guys will fantasize about how many people they would kill if a nebulous enemy harmed their dog but call their wife or girlfriend a bitch for wanting him to keep down his Call of Duty chatter when she’s got a migraine.

Hot and humid as fuck today it’s like wading hip deep through a bowl of chowder

More racing games should do the Yoshi Circuit thing. The Sonic Racing Godzilla track should be shaped like Godzilla. Need for Speed should have a racetrack the shape of a Honda Civic. Crash Bandicoot.

We have crows in our yard and they’re beefing with the squirrels

The edible hasn’t HIT hit so I’m like operating like a low agility run in Fallout 2, just taking turns between headmates where we just like walk eight steps and pass play to the irradiated vicious rat ripping the fuck out of me two HP at a time.

Shape shifting into one of those mahjong women with the powers I received from that alien mineral sample I wished on like a shooting star back in 1995 specifically so I can make my transphobic older brother address me by something other than the person I was at ages 6-19.

Polyamorous lesbian vampire (*I pause to let people keysmash and regain their composure)* who loves her girls like they’re adored pets because they live such a short time compared to her. Surrounded by a beloved thrall harem saying goodbye to her 94 year-old love she met in a Catalonian commune

I took my boat for a car *(they play a resonant frequency that crumbles me into loose hydrogen atoms)*

My favorite Scott trope is saying he’s doing something in n minutes and then when n minutes pass, he does it. Substitute the relevant value for n.

UPDATE FROM THE STREAM EARLIER Repaired my HDD on another Windows device and now it reads fine on Linux. NTFS bad sectors are not Linux’s forte. Also I found my headphone. I didn’t think I would do either today.

Now live with Rogue Point. My big ol' storage drive for media files (including all my games, artwork, and videos from 2021 to last night) died and I'm trying to be ok with it. Also I lost one of my headphones like an hour ago. • youtube.com/live/INSLMgX...

-STRAIGHT COUPLE -YAOI COUPLE -REGULAR COUPLE I SEE NO DIFFERENCE LOVE IS LOVE

My 8TB HDD from 2021 died tonight. Now is so not a good time for a component like that to fail. Not losing anything too recent and substantial but it still absolutely sucks with prices the way they are

The Cobray Ladies Home Companion is legally a double action revolver despite being obviously a .45-70 Government rifle of an obscene quality.

Stand proud and full of pride

I took my boat for a car *(they play a resonant frequency that crumbles me into loose hydrogen atoms)*

$5 to whoever convinces a cocktail YouTuber to make the Project Zomboid Battle Milk

The fundamental problem with the continuation of Toy Story is that Disney is a vile fucking corporation that runs cradle-to-grave enterprises. The tertiary problem with the continuation of Toy Story is that it went from a metaphor of childhood to existentially pondering what a “toy” is.

Today, 31 May 2026, is my twenty-ninth birthday.

Columbo (PS2) any% speedrun in 36:53.097 [WR]

I just got an ad for a gambling site that would automate popular bets for you and no joke the entire last frame of the ad was CRAMMED full of teeny tiny barely legible legal disclaimers so as to make them effectively unreadable.

Not looking forward to tomorrow <- girl whose birthdays have been nothing but trouble for ten years

The Lord of the Rings movies not only have some of the best prop work ever but a fantastic CGI character in Gollum, an utterly amazing digital Serkis.

You should let your local autistic transfem’s echolalia infect your language centers today

Rejected A24 pitches also based on 4chan memes: •You Know How it Is With Spaghetti •Burger King Foot Lettuce (written by Phil Lord) •a Minecraft Movie: Herobrine •SCP: Secure, Contain, Protect (starring Doug Jones) •Rule 63 (rejected for depictions of a transgender woman’s genuine transition)

Columbo getting to lead the National Anthem at a baseball game but he just immediately begins rambling about his wife’s love of baseball into the microphone. He hands it back thirteen minutes later to a cheering, applauding, roaring crowd

Going back in time to give the last Neanderthal a loaded handgun “just in case”, returning to the present day, and learning that Ireland has conquered Western and Central Europe (pretty much not my doing) and James Gandolfini is a 65 year-old museum curator in Rome (he learned of my Neanderthal Gun)

Please pray for me. I struck my tiddy with the ripcord for a weed eater and it fuckign hurted

They’re beating me with a rock tomorrow.

The Lord of the Rings movies not only have some of the best prop work ever but a fantastic CGI character in Gollum, an utterly amazing digital Serkis.