Film opens on a man finally stumbling out the other side of a years-long fugue state having become a crypto bro far right grifter, and quickly has to get back to his home life as a midwestern high school English teacher, trying to liquidate his crypto & do something about all his neonazi colleagues

I restarted Animal Crossing New Horizons the other day so I could play it on Switch 2 without hassle + explore the game through fresh eyes after a slew of patches. So far the only new thing I’ve seen is that I can craft more than one item at a time but I guess it’s all lategame stuff that changed.

My check engine light is on. If it’s above a currently undisclosed total to get that situated I’m gonna wind up getting something new* but otherwise it’s gonna be an L I just gotta take. Ko-Fi post probably next week when I got more info? *2017-2021 model, used, <40k miles

Pisses me off that YouTube lets you write a video description but what appears under videos when browsing is an AI description of the video. Why can’t creators write their own summary or blurb? It’s a technically helpful feature if we could just use it instead of YouTube doing it’s own stupid shit

Eiffel 65 2: Back and Bluer than Ever

Hey gang, so word on the street is that Bebop is gaining momentum

I think the key difference between myself and Dril is I transitioned instead of working on Homestuck with Andrew Hussie and that Toby nerd.

Al Bowlly was killed when his door was blasted off its hinges during the Blitz and full-on bodied his braincase harder than a career spent playing American Football, and other concerningly true sentences

Joliet, Illinois to become the first city in America to ban Labubu dolls on January 21st, with local city councilman Cecil Wontkins-Coogler explaining “they’re just so fucking ugly”

Bop-It refresh will be including new moves “Fucking slam that shit through your kitchen table”, “jostle it”.

Rage Baiting my Fat Dog Part 20 expected to sweep the Oscar’s this year

Contenders for 2026’s funny number: •7 •12 •23 •35 •52 •108 •255

love your system friend for all the parts but also the whole person they all add up to

PD3’s mall heist is straight up the most unfinished piece of shit this company’s launched and they made Overkill’s The Walking Dead Dawg what the fuck is this, this is the sort of shit GMod maps made by kids do

ultrakill is an interesting game

The machine makes an offer you can't refuse #ChaoArt #Mallet

DILBERT GUY DOWN!!

Injustice: Gods Among Us 3 is just gonna be the Penny Plunderer and Snowflame 1v1s at Evo.

What do you mean, the BEARS won???

I’ve never played D&D but from what I gather it’s BDSM except instead of sex and kink it’s dice and some elf or goblin knocking about

You don’t need to argue for a platform’s right to exist. It sucks that it was bought by an apartheid heir and turned into his personal computronic CSAM spank bank, but you really don’t need to jump to its defense at the drop of a hat.

Shoutout to the pale haggard girl who came into work dressed like Report of the Week transitioned

Rage Baiting my Fat Dog Part 20 expected to sweep the Oscar’s this year

Awful wet hacking cough’s back and I’m stuck at work for another five hours yippee

By 2061, able-bodied people will be in the minority and you know they’re gonna get real snide about that

The new Mario Kart is gonna replace anti-gravity with wheels covered in my special glue that lets you drive up and down any surface

A thing I seem to get a lot are messages from artists soliciting commissions. I genuinely don’t know what people do with commissions as the only ones I’ve ever had made were YouTube thumbnails. Is there genuinely that big a market of people asking each other to draw guys from shows? Genuinely lost

I don’t really have any qualms with using socials as grounds to spill my raucous thoughts onto a proverbial page and make people look at them because none of this shit matters. To take off online you need to devote like 30 hours/week to business & marketing shit but being free to post shit’s so fast

Deadlock characters that are secret lesbians (it’s ok Gabe gave me permission) •Victor •Wraith •Vyper •Ivy •Billy •McGinnis •Mina •Lady Geist •Shiv

“It’s not betting, it’s predicting—“ Hey, buddy! I’m predicting you’re about to meet the raw fury of the DROPKICK DYKE!!!! *backs up ten feet to get room to burst into a short sprint*

Seinfeld on PlayStation is ass, everyone knows Seinfeld is best played on Sega Saturn

Tiny shitty fairy in a professional button up and pencil skirt threatening to write you up and let her superiors (big ass snail that lives in the woods) know

Minecraft Nintendo 64 DD expansion disk

Ocean man Take me by the man Lead me to the man Yes, the ocean man

My stomach is cramping so bad today and I’m just curled up in bed :<

from 2019. Still annoyed at everyone who was boot licking back then too

nuremberg them all and leave no stone unturned

As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.

I’m sick of the United States’ idiotic violence and rampant imperialism. I need this empire to fall. Utterly abhorrent shit. A 250 year legacy of stupidity, racism, and bloodshed.

fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.

We will either end fossil fuel dependency and the predatory extractivist basis of global production, or they will end us through wars and ecological collapse - all at the same time.

Don’t get sick.

this is worth reading www.reddit.com/r/confession...

New face buttons on the PS6 controller: •Open Skill Tree •Parry •Squeeze through passage •Contemplate failing marriage •Craft one (1) bandage

Scott Wozniak’s aversion to Terraria actually pisses me off. Scott I will play that with you and walk you through it. It’s not 2D Minecraft. It’s survival sandbox Symphony of the Night you dork. I won’t even forcefem you, just I wanna show you the ranger class and fight Moon Lord.

Year of the ouppies dog

This has been a year of eating my vegetables. Writing on an upcoming video, getting progesterone and a decent amount of estradiol, making new friends and deepening the connections I have with folks. I’m hoping 2026 is a worthwhile payoff for all this biding.

Happy New Year!

this year i wrote an article detailing labor abuses at starbreeze, and interviewed the lead level designer of PAYDAY: The Heist who used to work there. spoke to modders who became official developers on PAYDAY 2! all linked below, and hey... rent's due. i could use the help: ko-fi.com/connorshawva

I’m not trying to shame anyone when I say this but it’s fucking hilarious how people will draw porn of someone getting railed and it’s of the two spies from the MAD comics or like Ruff Ruffman. My brain don’t work like that but I guess you do you, freaks 💜