are we seriously outsourcing our keyholding to AI now??? motherfucker, just freeze your key in a block of ice, damn

you really have to be careful when otters start shaking their asses those rudders are weapons

Do chastity cages and guiche piercings get along or does the former cause complications with the latter

How do I keep the discover feed but make it like, not my default feed?? Do I HAVE to delete it to make the chronological feed default? Because I really hate that. Defaulting to non-chronolical feed part of what killed gaining any traction on Twitter for new artists.

all I'm saying is that if I went through all that effort to get a bespoke pussy I'd be putting it to use every chance I could

feel free to kno--I mean hit me up at FWA

I have realized a terrifying power All the people who make posts like "1 like = 1hr caged" I now get to count for 2 hours

hear me out: you put an otter in the middle between you and your partner and we see where things go ;3

christening this account with some recent faves