Hard pass on the knock-off Legos. I pre-ordered the Shadowmaw plush back in April and it finally shipped 4 days ago. I won't be pre-ordering anything else from Youtooz until they can fix their turnaround time. Nine months for a plush is crazy.

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Drop some VIDEO GAMES

We all know who they really are #FUCKICE #FUCKTRUMP

How I'm walking out of 2025

Flameheart, Ramsey, The Dark Brethren... None of them understand the danger of the powers they play with. There are horrors that lurk beyond the veil just waiting for the barriers to fall.

I hope everyone has a satisfactory non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift giving season.

After only 5 days over 130k Obsidian grapple guns have been handed out. This wouldn't be possible if #SeaOfThieves was as dead as the people who use Steam charts as their sole metric to measure a game's health would like to pretend. Great job so far everyone. Keep it going.

mmmmm, pudding flambé #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate #EatMorePudding

The easiest way to tell a suit from an artist The suit is excited for the “efficiency” brought by LLMs and generative ai. The artist creates to create. Why would they ever outsource a process they find enjoyable?

SoT's new eternal guards seriously need longer cooldowns on their abilities. Holy crap.

After years of slowly refining it my Santa fit is finally complete. Now time to spread some holiday cheer. (Proceeds to stuff candy canes into blunderbuss) #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate

My end-of-season progress report Got caught up on all my CoFs, Reaper chests, caskets/urns, all pristine and grisly meg teeth, scales and boar tusks. Got Distinction 5 in Reapers, OoS and HC, and Distinction 3 in Merchants All I've got left is a lil over a dozen HG comms and Reaper miles to sail

You will be visited by 3 spirits

If you wish, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Even if there weren't reward incentives I'm glad to have helped a good cause. Keep up the good work. #TreasuresForHope #GlobalGiftFoundation #SeaOfThieves

Today marks the 3rd anniversary of my dad passing away from cancer. I miss him so much. So much of my sense of humor, artistic mindset and geeky interests came from him. I couldn't have asked to be raised by a cooler dude. Love you dad 💚

Up is down #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

2nd win is in the books. First artist title is in the post. It was such a chaotic blast working with @mutinousmel.bsky.social, @draconlevia.bsky.social, @falafelranger.bsky.social and everyone else on the shot. Congrats to all the other winning shots as well. Stay spooky.

I wish we had a contest like #StyleOfThieves, but for our ships.

Theme: Ghoulish #StyleOfThieves @seaofthieves.com

I'm heartbroken. The publisher of some of my favorite graphic novels of all time is filing for bankruptcy. These guys have been massive cultural influences with publications like the sci-fi/fantasy anthology series Metal Hurlant (aka: Heavy Metal) and The Incal. bleedingcool.com/comics/comic...

Bawk Bawk Theme: Cosplay #StyleOfThieves @seaofthieves.com

Theme: Ridiculous #StyleOfThieves @seaofthieves.com

Maybe the real treasure is the sweatlords we met along the way

Coconut crab stopped by to say hi while we were getting stuff together for yesterday's SotShot session w/ @draconlevia.bsky.social & @falafelranger.bsky.social

The Fated Rematch Theme: Haunted Hulls #SoTShot @seaofthieves.com

RIP to the Bong of Legends

As night falls the wails of the damned echo across the waves Theme: Haunted Hulls #SoTShot @seaofthieves.com

My flagship was made for this theme

Got all fancy for my niece's wedding.

Without downloading anything where are you mentally rn?

Can somebody please find whoever pitched this idea and give them a swift kick in the crotch?

Dear everyone outside the US, Half our country is currently going through a violent mass hysteria episode. We don't have a leader who cares about any of us and is exploiting a horrific tragedy to stoke division and seize power. If America falls the rest of the world will likely follow. Please help.

The day for tying your tongue in scoundrel-inspired knots has arrived - happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay from the Sea of Thieves! Both from its crew, and the many chatty corsairs who answer its call to adventure. Cheers! 🏴‍☠️

Reskeet with your mental state

Sorry I've been kinda quiet. Been really bummed out lately.

If you see this, repost this with a vampire that is not Dracula.

Original vs Spicy flavor

My Helldiver looks like he just finished creating some kid's superhero origin story.

Annoyed about SotShot. Had an idea for a shot that got denied by the group I was with because "somebody already did that" and then a shot similar to, but not exactly what I had in mind ended up winning.

EAT THI...oh...shit Shit SHIT SHI💥 #Helldivers2

Repeat the words "old lady" over and over again. Congratulations, you're now a professional yodeler.

"Across many years of the high seas, the pirates of past seasons have come together to strike a mighty pose in honor of Rare's 40th anniversary! We Shall Sail Together!" Theme: "Rare View" #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate #SoTShot @seaofthieves.com

Doing some shenanigans with @draconlevia.bsky.social and @acnologea.bsky.social for my birthday today

🌅🥥🦀 #SeaOfThieves

What up with these orbs?

What gif pops up when you type your name?