My roommate correctly described the Traitors finale as the episode of 30 Rock where Jenna Maroney has the power to decide the presidential election.

romanceable NPC spring

Once again, distressingly relatable content!

We’ve taken to calling our weekly traitors/pitt viewings The Robby Bobby, and you’re all welcome to use that

Does anyone know of any research on whether political thirst traps actually increase engagement/“raise awareness” on a political issue? Is this strictly performative or is there actual benefits here?

Why is being ill making me horny what the FUCK

I know the idea of “better” policing is as old a demand as civil rights movements in this country, the impulse to call for it at this moment is so terribly cruel that it can only be understood as aligned with the terrorists.

I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.

ICE kidnapping people from their workplaces is an affordability issue. Does that help?

Obsessed with the handwriting Johnny Weir uses at the roundtable

I genuinely feel like I learned something important about human nature reading this.

Number of parties I attended without examining someone’s birth chart still stuck at zero unfortunately

Who’s up cheesing their meeses?

I’m spending the holiday with my grandparents in their assisted living facility, and I can’t figure out if I’m more surprised that my grandfather introduced his friend to me as Blind Dave or his nemesis to me as MAGA Bob

Pleased to report that the end of episode 2 of the new season of Vanderpump Rules may be a series high? A man who dreams of being Flynn Ryder in the live action Tangled gives a lap dance to his coworker who is ten years younger than him while two women weep in the background.

This year I will rise like Angie Katsanevas

My new Degrassi newsletter is starting for real. Featuring online stranger danger and an essay about my misguided internet use as a horny gay teen. I would appreciate it very much if you subscribed!

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ICE using tear gas and tackling protestors is also political violence. The death penalty is also political violence. Sending bombs to countries committing genocide is also political violence. The fact that the state is doing it doesn’t make it not violent, and makes it obviously political.

Charlie Kirk said I should be stoned because I’m gay. He said it proudly and publicly. If you believe that is practicing politics the right way, then you are sending me a very clear message about how much my right to life is part of your political worldview.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Heartbreaking! I discovered that my favorite coworker refers to his heterosexual girlfriend as his partner

We need a huge public uprising to guarantee Andrea Martin returns and has a bigger role in season 4 of The Gilded Age

9/11

I love Bachelor in Paradise because I finally got points in my fantasy league for someone getting a boner.

What I would do to get everyone in the country to understand that you cannot trust a single thing a cop says

Not trying to comment on any specific person’s art but more on the reaction to it when I say that gay people need to learn that if you’re going to be a bitch as a joke, the joke should be funny!

I love feeling joy

Adolescence fucking slaps in a “leaves you feeling brutalized” kind of way

Today I cooked and shared food with a group of wonderful friends and truly nothing makes me feel less despair! Sorry to be sincere!

I believe that in the timeline where they didn’t change the way Sonic looked after the backlash, the movie flopped and then Trump died of COVID

Empathy can be extremely helpful in helping someone recover once they’ve decided to recover. It can be helpful to avoid feeling angry and bitter when you have to cut someone out of your life. It’s utterly useless as a tool of convincing someone to be a better person.

Tony Gilroy is so real for watching Return of the Jedi and seeing a woman with a severe haircut and thinking “I’m going to make her one of the most interesting people in this whole universe”

My favorite thing about Wunmi Mosaku is everything.

Trying to use astrology to figure out if some kpop boys are coming out tomorrow like a normal person.

Cornhole always hits

Paddington in Peru was everything I wanted except for Sally Hawkins wasn’t there

I have such a slam dunk idea for a kpop boy group comeback concept hybe hit me up

I got a haircut

Area homosexual seeks attention

Have to laff at all of the political news coverage that was like “maybe he won’t be as bad as we think” for two months. This bitch really walked in and was like “no I will be!!”

It’s weird to ship real people except for when I do it because these people are actually definitely in love.

Is there a better way of emotionally processing a break up than fanfiction?

I really think we can understand a lot about the modern man by studying the history of Bronies.

Hiding in a hotel watching a 45 minute video called 366 days of minwon. We are making the best of it.

Love very fun

This has become my number one tip for fellow curmudgeonly gays who still like to go out and do stuff.