Mamdani is going to implement Shrek law, everyone will have to live in a swamp with a wise cracking donkey.

I mean, he is a gilded turd, so...

I was in the back of a satellite truck in Grant Park. The sound reverberating from the city to the park was exhilarating. I worked nearly 30 hours between the 4th & 5th

Itadakimasu!

Apparently Scott has never heard of these things called "appointments" and how one may need to "wait" to receive new medicines. Take that pointy haired boss!

They put the gay deer back in the Cirque du Soleil commercial!

Sorry folks for reposting this but someone’s fursuit head ended up at Goodwill. It might have been a fursuit head stolen at TFS? Can we get some reskeets so hopefully someone recognizes it?

Kilz, BIN, Enamelac. #AskGus #Gus_Gnorski

We have a liveshot at 11:20am. I call our assignment desk and ask for a source. "But I put the serial number on the live sheet?" Okay, fine, but what's the source? But $Manager says that's all you need! *Manager that's worked here less than a year. I hate this planet

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

A good night's sleep.

Johnson standing there looks like a stockholm syndrome captive.

Base 16, and base 8 for weight, base 12 for length, miles? 5280 feet, how long is a foot? Aak some king that's been dead for 400 years. At least we don't use stone, or CWT. But their non decimalized money was mostly similar to our weight. A pints a pound the world around. Or some nonsense.

This about sums it up.

First thing I noticed was the live truck on the left. It inexplicably has a light bar, a bull bar, and an oversized aircon unit. Plus it somehow looks like a Fiat Ducato, a Ford Transit, and a Ford E350 at the same time. AI slop, AI slop, AI slop! #AISlop

LoL, I've seen Twitch streamers get better numbers than this while setting up the camera!

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Reiterating this....

A certain raccoon turns the answer today What's the question? What do you get if you multiply 6 times 9? Nope This one. You know, life, the universe and everything! Be sure to hang in the air the way bricks don't Happy birthday @rjcoon.bsky.social #hitchikersguide #fourtytwo #vogon_ship

Does your dog bite?

Dark humor joke in 3,2,1 This is the episode of Dennis the Menace where Dennis kills Mr. Wilson. #gallowshumor #darkhumor #howimcoping

"The issues is the same: Faulty sources of information." Goddamn it, corporate media, why don't you just say it: HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR!

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me, and all I got was this lousy Tee-Shirt! Oh and I have autism, but that has nothing to do with acetaminophen.

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I have a lot, but think about this one often

Video in question. Let's make it viral again.

Is that a regular poncho or a Sears poncho? I still miss you Mitch. #Junkshop #BadgerBadger

Eleven down one to go.

They're treating this like a high level elected official was killed. What a bunch of hooey.

Goodbye old friend, your unique architecture will be missed. It's sad you'll be replaced with a grey box that could be operated by a multitude of brands. #TreasureIsland

The rite to free speech doesn't mean you are free from the repercussions of said speech. One is allowed to scream "fire" in a crowded theater, but your ass is still going to get arrested when there is no fire and people get injured.

I guess it's his couch now.

In 2015 it was "lock her up." In 2016 it was "2nd amendment solutions." In 2017 it was telling cops "please don't be too nice." In 2018 "when the looting starts, the shooting starts." In 2019 it was "can't you just shoot them in the legs or something?" In 2020 it was "stand back and stand by."

Precious bodily fluids.

Happy birthday Mom, wherever you are.

I love seeing old print ads where the address is like, Chicago, 12 Illinois 60606 Such simpler times

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr #RobbArmstrong #Jump_Start

Fucking Linda fucking McMahon, you fucking asshole! Comparing a FUCKING predator to transgender persons is incredibly insensitive. But those are the tactics you fucking MAGAts use, create a problem that doesn't exist, point fingers and "fix" the problem. Fucking ghouls.

What sports was when I grew up, the talented haze and disparage weak/ungifted, and tease them mercilessly.

♪ Who would you kill for a Klondike bar? ♪

RIP, he's one of those actors that makes you say "holy shit this guy can act" He will be missed.

If you wanna look up words that were first used in your birth year, too 🙂 www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

I don't mind being a pillow

Oh, you!

It's unfunny how many times the Republicans have "emperors new clothes" Drumph. This shit needs to stop. What is it going to take?

I was tasked with finding an evergreen episode of a show we air. I was given the date in this format RM07/15/25 No problem, type the date in... Nothing! I searched RM, this was the result. Who TF uses that date format.

Important Reminder

Post a movie from the year you were born.