@rjcoon.bsky.social won the lottery this morning.

Gee. It’d be a shame if these fotos were passed around. Real shame.

We're watching Dark Moon, this is the first anime where the british characters are voiced by British actors.

This little shit has learned how to turn off my CPAP machine. I doubt he knows exactly what he's doing, but he does know it will wake me up.

There's a commercial advertising prescription medicine. There are now three versions in rotation all feature the protagonist driving a classic car. Every single car has the styling smoothed out. Coke bottle mustang looks like a tiktok goungifying filter was applied.

These are the three whitest white guys I've ever seen. Oh look, it's golf hat, nice hair sport coat, and nice hair henley. Ah, I see, it's okay when y'all cheat to win, but when the tables are turned y'all scream like this. I hate this place.

Look, it's the Bear, or should I say cub.

"♪The chicken's got a lot of, Wessonality♪"

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land -- the common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Ooooooo!! Wouldn’t it be COOL if ALL Blueskyians did this? I’m in!!!!

Anxiety Donut.

Today is as good as any. Make Charlie Brown happy.

Garth, Gord, Fiona, Alice

Busboy/dish washer, also senior year of Highschool. $3.25 an hour plus tips.

This is a seriously cool car. In the 90s I visited my Brother in Omaha, we went to his favorite record store, there was a car show in the lot One of these drove in, I mouthed "OMG" he smiled and motioned for me to follow He says "I think you and I are the only ones here who know what this is"

I keep hearing a commercial on local radio for an app called Upside The dialogue is deliberately vague I googled the app, almost all the links are "use my code" so I turned to you tube, there isn't a single video with a genuine review This is clearly a scam or pyramid scheme

Why is Colbert dressed like the villain in a 1970s episode of Hawaii Five Oh.

Be a shame if this got as many reposts and likes as my Justice Jackson post. Really be a shame. 😶

Hey buddy, what has you so concerned? What are you watching?

Amazon needs a "hide the cheap knockoff garbage" button

We're (re)watching Campfire Cooking in another world. Fel is basically written as a Husky.

Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.

With his face all scrunched up he looks angy.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

I need to rant about ebay I've had an account there since 1998 Lately there have been a ton of photoshopped pictures where the background is removed What are you hiding Also, it's two thousand twenty fucking six! FFS just post multiple pictures instead of one that was taken with a potato

I had this set when I was a kid!

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Glares, in husky.

"Batman Beyond Meat"

Anytime I see this logo I have to sing Ack-Wuh-Lung. Followed by a guitar riff.

He only kneads and suckles on this blanket. And Mr. Bear.

Thump, thump, thump. Another one under the bus.

I'm the cat warmer today.

Hey Cotton I want a list of one hundred (you say there are thousands) violent, criminal, illegal immigrants Liam Ramos better fucking not be on that list I highly doubt you can list ten Stop creating boogiemen where there are none

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This still makes me giggle

Would someone please give Speaker Johnson a turbo wedgie!

The Grillbot commercial is peak boomer humor So awful.

This is like some AI crap you see in the background of a shitty gen ai picture.

FFS! Echt Leder is NOT A BRAND NAME!

The day after is going to be our October 32nd.

An ambulance is at the crack house again, who'd of thunk it.

I follow a creator on YouTube, he makes a lot of debunking videos In a recent video his cat slinks into frame, at the end he points the camera at kitty I replied "tell your cat I said Pspspsps"

In middle school we went to the Carmex factory. The whole building had that vaguely vanilla smell. This was when they were packaged in glass cosmetic containers. Every kid left with a vial. You can imagine what the least mature did with them.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "I swear to god, a drunk raccoon could code a better operating system than this!"

I still miss you Molls

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