Omg Delightful Derek is the absolute best. The best. #StrangerThings

Heather and Whitney are ruining my favorite franchise by sucking the life out of every group interaction 🙄 #RHOSLC

Yeah, I’m not going to watch this season. They’re boring and trying to blame Garcelle for cutting off Sutton and the rest of their micro aggressive asses? No. Bye. #RHOBH

The filter on this show is crazy. It’s too bad filters can’t make people more interesting so this show could be good. #RHOBH

So Whitney and Heather have literally nothing else going on other than harping on Meredith? Got it. #RHOSLC

Whitney sucks. #RHOSLC

As a Cowboys fan, I imagine this will be my face for the next 3 hours

If they’re concerned about Meredith’s possible substance abuse, this is not the way to go about it. Mary is the only one that is even coming across as remotely sincere and compassionate. #RHOSLC

I’m on Meredith’s side purely due to how much I dislike Heather. Not sorry. 😂 #RHOSLC

Sooooo no flight attendants stepped in? It was so disruptive but the flight crew was just like whatevs? No one took out their phone to record? I have questions. #RHOSLC

If there’s anything Whitney and MomTok has taught me, it’s that all these Mormons are fucking each other #RHOSLC

You accused Meredith’s husband of having a mistress and you’re shocked she went off? What? These women have such a hard on for Meredith and Lisa. How embarrassing 😂 #RHOSLC

Ok the third episode was much better so I’m back in 🎈 #WelcomeToDerry

Oh my god. They can’t even apologize to Katie when they have all literally done the same thing. They are racist. They are gross. Cancel all of them and the show. #RHOC

OH MY GOD, I HATE EMILY SO MUCH. And Shannon did the same thing to Vickie as Katie did to her?! Are these assholes for real?! I’m done with this show. It just makes me so angry. Fuck all these bitches. #RHOC

Angel needs to take a page from Stacey’s playbook and remain unbothered by Gizelle and Ashley’s shenanigans #RHOP

Ughhhh I’m going to hate #WelcomeToDerry. I can already tell 2 episodes in. This is ridiculous.

Not surprised Gina and Emily are backtracking and giving Gretchen grace (WHEN SHE FOLLOWS THOSE HATEFUL ACCOUNTS) when they can’t give Katie grace. Racist and not allies to anyone but MAGA. Disgusting. #RHOC

Gretchen and Slade are GARBAGE. 🗑️ Take them off this show. They’re so fucking gross. #RHOC

Mary is racist #SellingSunset

Mary coming after Chelsea over flowers? Because Chelsea was being nice and Mary just wants to be angry and not accept the gesture of kindness? She is fucking unhinged. Get a fucking grip. Also, Jason is ridiculous. #SellingSunset

This is the best franchise. I love it so much 😂 #RHOSLC

Fuck you, Halloween Baking Championship. Melanie was the worst. That was rigged and you can’t convince me otherwise. You’re failing, Food Network. Your shows suck.

Da fuck was that opening? #WelcomeToDerry

Angel seems to have a loose relationship with the truth? Also, can we let up on Stacey? It’s getting old. #RHOP

Did Emily just say she lives by innocent u til proven guilty after EVERYTHING she’s done to Katie?!?! Are you for real?! God, I hate her so much. Get her off this show. #RHOC

Where has this Heather been for all the seasons? Why didn’t she have this energy for Jen Shah? #RHOSLC

Bronwyn - I am begging you to love yourself and leave this man who does not seem interested in you at all and eats the only maraschino cherry! Please! #RHOSLC

This season of #LoveIsBlind is making me supremely uncomfortable. Like…these people are not well. The men in particular. And Annie. Something’s up with Annie.

Gretchen and Slade are so smarmy and gross that I’m actively rooting for Tamra. Like, you are a very bad human if I’m team Tamra. #RHOC

I need to know who Meredith is going to for her work because she is looking amazing. #RHOSLC

Lisa and Angie “I am Greek,” are the same person. I can’t believe I didn’t see it until now. #RHOSLC

This is the worst season of Halloween Baking Championship. The worst. Not even my love for John Henson and Carla Hall can save it.

There’s just so much happening!! It’s so good. #RHOP

I was already excited about #RHOP, but with all the scandal surrounding Wendy now, I am even more locked in.

Dear James Gunn, we are in a fight. How could you end #Peacemaker that way?! 

Where is Raylan Givens to tell Slade, "That's a 10-gallon hat on a 20-gallon head.” #RHOC (I’ve recently watched Justified purely for the Timothy Olyphant hotness)

These women are coming after Katie so hard because of racism. They are racist. You will never convince me otherwise. Of all the heinous shit housewives have done, Katie’s crime of lying about nothing of importance is at the bottom of the list. #RHOC

Lisa hates you, Meredith. Do you not remember her rant about you and your family that poses? 😂 #RHOSLC

Kate! Do not cry for Nick! He is a walking red flag. He did you a favor. Garbage took itself out. #LoveIsBlind #LiB

Anna! How could you do this to Patrick?! 😭😭😭 #LoveIsBlind #LiB

I love everyone on this show (not the Nazi characters obviously, they can die) but Adrian is my absolute favorite ❤️ #Peacemaker

Can we also address Martina’s transphobic comments too? #RHOM

Gen V and Peacemaker just hitting way too close to home these days.

Adriana has fallen so hard. Girl. STOP. Acknowledge you said something racist. #RHOM

I’m sorry what? ALL Gretchen wants to do is talk about Tamra! Stop making me defend Tamra! #RHOC

I don’t think I’m satisfied with the #AlienEarth finale and I’ve enjoyed the show mostly (especially Kirsh and Morrow) but like….what was the point of this whole season?

I think Lisa’s met her match with Bronwyn. 😂 #RHOSLC

Why would you cut from the women fighting to show these lame men?! #RHOSLC

Alien: Earth unlocked a Timothy Olyphant obsession that I did not know existed within me, and now I’m wondering if I can binge all six seasons of Justified before my Hulu/Disney subscription expires…..