This an excellent plan just like corralling all his Generals in one place.

Breaking 🚨 Mark Carney gave Trump ED med’s yesterday. Thats why Trump called Carney a good man. Think about it. Or pray on it. You do you.

True story — my friend gave me a small tablecloth with the most beautiful colours. It just dawned on me that I never actually used it… until today, when I grabbed it to dry the dishes.

Kristi Noem doesn’t even know what ANTIFA stands for — or which side of the wall to paint black. She’s touched in the head.

Here me out—ice cream with cream on top. 🫢🤯

Something extraordinary happened during Mark Carney’s visit to the White House. Did our Prime Minister’s smile break Trump? I’d like to think so—but I suspect all these recent visits around the world had something to do with it.

Friendly reminder—

🧵A daily reminder about the US president: An adjudicated rapist A 34x convicted felon An adulterer Paid an adult film actress to keep quiet A pedophile A sexual predator Is misogynistic Has had multiple bankruptcies Had a fake university Stole from a children’s cancer charity

#Alberta #Trump

I have a hunch. Please hear me out. As much as I’d like to think Danielle Smith is simply a terrible Premier, I can’t shake the feeling that Donald Trump has her by the short curls. He’s got something on her — something big enough that she’s doing exactly what he wants.

I hope Prime Minister Mark Carney never stops smiling. His smile gives me hope.

Okay — my patience and diplomacy are wearing thin. My conscience will not allow me to pretend everything is normal anymore. Trump isn’t just “toying” with the idea of Canada becoming the 51st state — he’s dead serious.

My new children’s book idea, what do you think? Linda slammed the back door. “What’s wrong?” her mom asked. “Why are you crying?” Wiping her tears on her sleeve, Linda said, “Our neighbour’s little boy can’t come out to play!” “Why?” asked Linda’s mom. “He’s sick with fascism.”

I wonder if Trump and Putin employe the same speech writer?

Trump is a master manipulator, personally profiting from the very products he slapped tariffs on. He’s made millions through shady, back-alley deals. He’s not just buying from the black market — he is the black market. Let that sink in.

The Shit Employers Try to Get Away With Me: “I’m taking two extra weeks off, and you’re still paying me.” Employer: “All employees are required to take two weeks off — without pay.” Both ideas are fucked in the head— but one is way worse.

Magic scrubber for your personal life.

I just filled up my 79.00 for RDX ACURA in Ab. That’s cheap… just saying. Yeah.

Do you get the impression that nobody cares what he says? Trump can literally have a hissy fit and shit his pants and it’s just another day dealing with the orange dick dress up as a president.

Pete Hoekstra is the ambassador to Canada and he’s not liking our attitude towards the USA. “Let him”, not like us! He has four more years to feel uncomfortable with Canadians. And please refrain from explaining why or getting rapped up in his chaos. If you combine a tornado and bull shit = Pete.

Alright, to all the countries listening to President Trump, please take what he’s saying with a grain of salt. The king of chaos is dropping do-do-do’s to distract from the Epstein list. Furthermore, he has no business telling any sovereign country what to do.

Breaking: Donald J Trump is transitioning from a cunt to a pussy. Please be respectful at this time.

Jimmy Falon is rewiring or tinkering with the minds of more apple gosh apple. SO THATS cool. 🐰

I hope someone replies to this with advice. For sake of safety and I will keep this as vague possible. Recently, a friend of a friend admitted to me and that friend that he had sex with an underage girl when he was 31 years of age.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjk... This is bananas song stuck in my head. 😏

Pam Bondi A

There’s a competition for who’s the worst woman? Who you vote for. A). Pam Bondi B) Gizz-laine

Personal update: I’ve closed my business and I’m now looking for work. Because of the fascist government in the United States, I will not apply for jobs with American companies. I’d rather be a homeless person than work for a company who cannot stand up for social justice.

The hate is overwhelming—meeting hate with more hate is counterproductive. The current administration is incompetent and bears responsibility for letting this climate of hate continue. The only way forward is through peaceful protest, to show that hate has no home here. In the end, love conquers.

Two shootings happened yesterday in red states. Charlie Kirk got all the attention because of his hate. Right off the hop, that’s wrong—nothing to do with free speech. And this is why: Charlie could not, or would not, debate his ideologies because he knew he would lose. He was INTOLERANT, IGNORANT

The NDP in Alberta must be having a field day with Danielle Smith’s train-wreck UCP government. I’d laugh if I weren’t paying for it! Hands down, the worst Premier this province has ever had.

“To all the private eaters out there: quiet on the set!”

Jesse Waters is no Ron Burgundy he’s more of a Biff Tannen (Back to the Future) → Loud, cocky, not the sharpest tool in the shed, but thinks he’s on top. Or he’s mentally challenged and FOX is woke.

MAGA Submissive side is icky. Pass it on.

This is what I meant by Trump’s asinine summit. Now the Ukrainians will have to clean this shit up.

The real housewives for some American city is a joke. If you want a legit show to watch you watch Lucy.

What’s your favourite place to people watch? Police station Like and share

I found out that I like my family whey. Way lol better——whey—better, high but I fart more and they leave. So, yeah. How you guys doing. Oh, and I yelled that the dinner table that my husband dad is a racist. That didn’t go off well but i’d give it a solid 5.

The American golden age of selfishness and self-sabotage. How did this nation go from being the country for immigrants seeking a better life… to a place people now flee to escape brutality? This reset goes against everything that made you great.

I believe—no, I know—if Taylor Swift decided to take down Donald J. Trump and the entire Republican Party, she could. She has the patience of a saint, the mind of a strategist, and the ability to fuck with them on a level they’d never recover from.

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My younger me would be all over Benny Boon. Just in case you were wondering. Have a good day 😜

To all the homeless people in DC. Tell Pete’s minions that you would be very happy to move into Marl-ago. Otherwise, if they try to physically move you fight like hell. You have rights and what President Trump is doing is human trafficking!

So, Pete Hegseth was asked where are you they taking them. Referring to homeless people and he didn’t know but he knows and it’s not a homeless shelter. 🚩 the American military should be deployed to defend the American people against this fascist government.

I’m stunned that Benny Johnson is a legitimate member of the press at the White House. Unbelievable, I guess friendly Fox News isn’t as nice to KK as Benny is.

Ghislaine will do what she does best — but this time, her boss’s name is Don. And in Texas, the home of child sex trafficking, that fits right in. @GOP are evil, sick MOF!

“The land of the free and the home of the brave.” But if you’re homeless you’re shit out of luck.

It’s kind of funny that President Trump is too busy dealing with his own child sexual crimes to comment.

Going dark! Trump and Putin double suicide! Hitler and Ava Braun style— No you go first!!! Staup no you go first. Lets do it together! Sigh, it would be nice.