During the last war in 2020, I was renting an apartment in Portland next to the ICE building. My Chihuahua and I successfully crossed the front lines so he could take a poo. I was nervous, but then found a poo bag in my pocket.

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Intergalactic Language Mercenary Chapter 32. Our hero is surprised to find his wealth has vanished but is unaware why.

Chapter 27 of Intergalactic Language Mercenary: Free from Internal Security because his drug scans showed “Hadean,” an unknown substance, our hero hires a lawyer who wins back his fortune and scores him a new liver from a harvestclone. Ready to return to Peitou, he finds Cymon wants to tag along.

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Robert Kennedy announced today that health warnings on cigarettes will be removed. He cited a review of the data on smoking and cancer, claiming the methods looked just like those used in vaccination studies. "It's the same 'empirical science' hogwash," RFK said, taking a drag on a Marlboro.

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RFK announced a comprehensive mask ban, extending even to medical facilities and operating rooms. When asked whether this might lead to a rise in infections, especially during surgery, Kennedy replied, "Surgeons are required to pray before each surgery, so infection is not a concern."

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Trump announced a new agency: the Department of Disaster Alteration (called “Sharpie”). Its mission: to tackle hurricanes, wildfires, and floods using cutting-edge map alteration. “I’ve proven it works for hurricanes. It’s a great step forward in disaster prevention,” he said. "And inexpensive."

The Institute's Summer Seminar Series presents: "Get the Religiously Indoctrinated to Vote for Your Candidacy." Case Study: President Donald Trump. Learn how to command loyalty from the religious, despite zero theology and a lack of morals, by targeting brain cells indoctrinated in childhood.

Is science and rational thought a conspiracy to eliminate the possibility of Jesus's miracles and resurrection? Empirical evidence and natural laws suggest such events could not occur. Therefore, these methods should be disregarded and applied only when they do not conflict with religious beliefs.

The Supreme Court is expected to rule that science can be ignored in judicial decisions, citing the difficulty of understanding how science works. The Court said that the burden of mathematics and rationality was excessive not only for the lay public but also for the judges themselves.

Continuing their crusade against homosexuality, the Trump administration barred animals known to exhibit homosexual behavior from American zoos. Giraffes, bonobos, and lions are among the first species banned, as such behavior is common; plans exist to include all 1,600 species with gay tendencies.