Poll: Dies in office Impeachment and trial Treason charges Flees to foreign dictatorship Divorce and Melania’s lawyer is that good Mob with pitchforks Military coup Mysterious disappearance Resigns with a shrug It was all just a bad dream #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #Trump

Well, that’s one less country Trump can flee to. #StopTheTreason #Trump

Wait, what?!? Pope Leo can run for POTUS?!? Make it so!

State of the #Resist: Even in Hungary, the #Resist has an effect. Dictators come and go. Still, I prefer the Romanian solution, but an election will do, if it must. Stay frosty. Vote angry. Bring out the freedom in you. #ViveLaRésistance #Vote #StopTheTreason

Get your plan ready. Vote in November. Knock on doors and drive people to the precinct (selectively). Hold a block party for those who voted. Direct drivers to the polls with picket signs. Get your neighbors registered NOW! Vote angry, my friend. We are legion. #Vote #ViveLaRésistance #Resist

We need election-day No Kings concerts. Like Woodstock, but only gets shown in venues across from voting precincts, bring your voting card to get in. Are we ready to mobilize the frogs to entertain the line? Ready to knock on doors? To go full Soapy for the votes? #Vote #ViveLaRésistance #Resist

My mother is in the hospital. I’ve not heard support for #SciFiChat other than from Paul. So no #SciFiChat today, unless someone else bothers. And likely not at all anymore, as I don’t think anyone will notice. Can’t say I didn’t try. But I’m wore out.

This is so f’in HI-larious! JDVance stumping for Orbán in an election that is finally going to be close despite the usual despotic shenanigans. Because, people of Hungary are going to be swayed by the support of the Trump administration. Never mind how it’ll affect votes in the rest of Europe.

I’ve said this before, repeatedly… When the people are denied their justice, They will take justice into their own hands. So sayeth history. Without exception. #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason

He is a felon who has racked up decades worth of punishment, but he’s like to die without ever having served a day in prison. However, every. Single. Accomplice. And accessory. And those who aided and abetted a fugitive. Shall pay. You know who you are. So do we. #ViveLaRésistance #Resist

We are a democracy, a government of, by and for the people. It is our government. We are the government. We put this tyrannical incompetent buffoon in power. We did. You did. It is our responsibility—yours and mine—to make it right. You know what to do. So do it. #ViveLaRésistance #Resist

I guess this was the week he got tired of all the winning. #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #Trump

As I said when we first bombed the school: we lost this war with the opening salvo. It wasn’t hard to predict that this is how it would end up. But if you think this is over, it isn’t. We still have a lot more losing to do. #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason #NoWar

Do you know what gets me annoyed? All those idiots driving Cybertrucks don’t look like idiots anymore. #War #oil #Tesla

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James Carville knows what’s what, and he tells it with all the fucking profanity the fat ass dumbshit deserves. We’ve had enough of Trump, and we are so fucking ready for his downfall. #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason youtu.be/JBTHn6eTZBY?...

There once was a Bluesky guy Who wrote limericks or at least he would try. He wasn’t that funny, Nor silly nor punny, But he had to, though he never knew why. #WritingCommunity

The war seems to be going well, We gave them Hormuz, they tell, And our aircraft they down, And with missiles they pound, And old Bone Spurs thinks war is Hell. #WarIsHell

Next #SciFiChat depends on how many requests I get to keep it going. Tell me if you want more. I’ll check next week to see if #SciFiChat continues Friday, April 10, 3-5pET. If so, the topic will be Horrors at Sea, or Here There Be Monsters. #SciFi #Fantasy #Horror #Books #TV #Movies #Comics #Games

Time’s up! The winner, let me check my math, of all the great contestants, our winner is Paul. You are the #SciFiChat Punster of the Year. I would like to thank all those who contributed. Thanks Paul. I’d also like to thank our runner up. Thanks Paul. And thank you to our sponsor. Thanks Paul.

Two punsters walk into a bar and tell the bartender a straight line from a joke. The bartender says, “Why the long pause?.” #SciFiChat

Two punsters walk into a bar. The bartender pulled out his shotgun and said, “I told you guys to stay out of here.” #SciFiChat

Final round. For all the pun points, hit me up with your best groaner: Finish the joke: Two punsters walk into a bar… #SciFiChat #PundayAfternoon

Why did RFK Jr. try to reinstate medieval medicine? What else do you expect from such a leech. #SciFiChat

I feel about RFK Jr the way he feels about vaccines. The prick isn’t worth it. #SciFiChat

#SciFiChat Pun 7: You know you want to give RFK Jr. a good ribbing. Make it so! #SciFiChat #Health #Science

I don’t understand. All the intelligence on the internet is artificial, right? #AI #SciFiChat

There once was famous writer Who had an idea inside her. She turned to AI And started to cry When her own words came back to bite her. #SciFiChat #WritingCommunity #AskAuthor

Time for double pun points battle! Paul has three pun points in the laead, but now is the chance to speed by him. #SciFiChat Q6: What is the riddle of the AI? #AI #Pun

Feel free to jump in, the puns are lukewarm right now. #SciFiChat

Well, that sucks. Science.org blocked my cell phone. I wonder why. #SciFiChat

#SciFiChat #Science Pun: This is a touching story about research on microplastic contamination. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

#SciFiChat #Science Pun: Wifi Light. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Yeah, I hear them knocking. Don’t let them see you in the window. They’re crazy. Give them some time and they’ll just go away. #SciFiChat

#SciFiChat #Science Pun: What is this? #Artemis #NASA

Time for the halftime show. It is the Annual April Fool’s #SciFiChat Punday Afternoon. Real pun points awarded. We go now to #Science Silliness, where we share puns based on the week’s science news. Check inqith the hashtag #SciFiChat. #SciFi #Fantasy #Horror #Books #TV #Movies #Comics #Games

How much wood would a dryad dry if a dryad would dry wood? Well, take the wood to the ent power. #SciFiChat

I was this many days old when I learned that pixie dust is not made from real pixies. #SciFiChat

Why is Tinkerbell always angry at Peter Pan? He gave her the clap… #SciFiChat

What did the Leprechaun say to the Easter Bunny about the pot of gold after they both hid their treasures for two weeks? April Fools.

#SciFiChat Q5: we’ve done puns on Dragons, Trolls, and Elves. Let’s pun the fairy folk! #Fantasy

The best thing about playing a Wizard in D&D is the fireball spell. It’s a blast. #SciFiChat

How do gamers change a light bulb? They take turns. #SciFiChat

Riddle: How many game designers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We only need one more person, it takes 20 to 30 minutes, and we keep changing it and changing it and changing, but we’re almost there, we only need to make one more change, I think. #SciFiChat

#SciFiChat Q4: Would you like to play a game? Take turns and pun the gaming world. #Games

We need more people, people! The annual April Fool’s #SciFiChat Punday Afternoon is in progress, and you can earn real pun points and have a good time in the process. Just use the #SciFiChat hashtag in your search bar and play along. #SciFi #Fantasy #Horror #Books #TV #Movies #Comics #Games

We all know by now that the river takes some crazy turns. #SciFiChat

The funniest thing about Firefly is the orbital mechanics. Then again, good orbital mechanics are hard to find. #SciFiChat

We all love our Firefly, With the snarky browncoat rebel guy. If you shoot his crew, He swears to end you, And has the doctor sew their thigh. #SciFiChat #Firefly

#SciFiChat Q3: The funniest thing about the all new adventures of Firefly is what? Pretty floral bonnets aside. Say it in Frontier Slang for the double jeopardy pun points. #Firefly #TV #Movies #Comics