finished my first brandon sanderson book!!! only 9008 hours to go :)

@padres.com turn off the fucking organ music i’ll kms

FUCK the dodgers!!!!! lets go miller!!!! that game had me heated af

2nd day sewing!!! i eyeballed a pattern for a bouquet holder 💐 it’s just made of muslin for now :)

also fun fact I just ran into my evil abusive exs dad and I shook his hand and told him to have a good day and bro did not recognize me 😭 good reminder that it’s been almost 10 years omg

sitting next to someone who graduated from my high school 5 years after me and he fr said DAMN when we said 2013 😭 ok kevin hart

my dad has been reaching out to me by sending facebook reels and how do I tell him that 1) it’s ai dogs and 2) I don’t want to see that but 3) I appreciate the gesture

got day drunk and ate lunchables and played baseball in the park, things are pretty alright

i love to drink exactly one beer and need a nap immediately

nikki doesnt work on ps5 AGAIN because they don’t see us at people <3 fighting fits are stupid anyway!!!

oh fuck they made nikki hot next patch i gotta actually log on

happy 4/20 💚

tomodachi life is just fuckass madlibs and i love it

need my parents on my location tracker i’m tired of texting “wya” like a high schooler

oh my god I think I figured out which ingredient i’m allergic to in toothpaste FINALLLY AHHH??? stannous flouride is TIN?? METAL???

THEY’RE HOME!!!!!!

he sensed this telepathically and took me to mcds unprompted an hour later, balance restored

realizing my boss was literally evil and intentionally stealing wages instead of some nice ceramic lady lol!!!! fuck you lissette

he said “we have food at home” and not “lets get mcdonalds” and i’m legit pissed 🫥

my neighborhood kids do a chalk easter egg hunt every year i love it

who is hunky dory???

just got fired on april fools lol

pokopia is seriously goty

day 2555 of my dog not knowing you can’t go under something (blanket) if you’re on top of something (the blanket)

i fkin love when the nikki 5* is both not my taste and a FIGHTING FIT LMAO girl that’s the easiest part of the game + they won’t let you take it into boss fights where it matters (my husband plays these for me tbh)

happy trans day of visibility!! electrician evo nikki loves you and so do i #infinitynikki

trying to no-life pokopia but life keeps getting in the way!!! i just want to decorate!!!!

tomodachi life demo was SO GOOD LET ME INNNNN

Carmel Valley Ca

not the mystery forest soup bro 😭

the best part about my husband also being a reader is that he’s too impatient to wait on library books so he’s been amassing a collection of audiobooks that i get to read when he’s done!!!!!!!!!!!!! no waiting!!!

lets go giants

i quit my job n they took most of my remaining shifts away 💜🫶 genuinely ecstatic lol

heavy breathinggggg daughter of the lake evo YOU WILL BE MINE

seeing the savannah bananas this weekend i’m sooo excited

wtf is with my library having books 1,3, and 4 of a TWELVE book series? what are we doing????

how can it be another day already when yesterday JUST happened

FOUND THE WEDDNG RING I LOST 5 MONTHS AGO

my last stitch came out i’m SO RELIEVED AHHHH

we got lego sets to distract from my surgery pain and i did the sunflower bouquet and added it to my wildflowers and they’re SO PRETTY i love my plastic blocks 😭

SO you can’t vape after a tooth extraction because the pressure could suck out a blood clot!!!!!!!! very scary. thank god I remembered you can make a gravity bong out of a pen (I feel like a fiend but WHO CARES)

ordered a family size tray of mashed potatoes for myself, something i would want to do without the missing tooth but now i have a real reason 🎉

it went well but recovery hurts more than any procedure could 😭🔫

whole tl suffering fr…. omw to surgery wish me luck!!!

might actually lose my job for real tonight (they asked me to bring my key to the meeting scheduled to “discuss availability”)! fingers crossed or whatever

husband and i tried to be joyful by playing with paper airplanes and our neighbor asked if we were reenacting the bombs 🫥

practically unemployed and couldn’t be happier

drunk at a baseball game and theyre playing bad bunny i love america

just had to block someone for claiming alysa liu “is shane and ilya’s daughter” this is real life you freaks

nicest dentist i’ve had in my whole life thank god and also jesus 😭 she gonna fix me uppppp