we got lego sets to distract from my surgery pain and i did the sunflower bouquet and added it to my wildflowers and they’re SO PRETTY i love my plastic blocks 😭

SO you can’t vape after a tooth extraction because the pressure could suck out a blood clot!!!!!!!! very scary. thank god I remembered you can make a gravity bong out of a pen (I feel like a fiend but WHO CARES)

ordered a family size tray of mashed potatoes for myself, something i would want to do without the missing tooth but now i have a real reason 🎉

it went well but recovery hurts more than any procedure could 😭🔫

whole tl suffering fr…. omw to surgery wish me luck!!!

might actually lose my job for real tonight (they asked me to bring my key to the meeting scheduled to “discuss availability”)! fingers crossed or whatever

husband and i tried to be joyful by playing with paper airplanes and our neighbor asked if we were reenacting the bombs 🫥

practically unemployed and couldn’t be happier

drunk at a baseball game and theyre playing bad bunny i love america

just had to block someone for claiming alysa liu “is shane and ilya’s daughter” this is real life you freaks

nicest dentist i’ve had in my whole life thank god and also jesus 😭 she gonna fix me uppppp

had a fancy dinner and now i need emergency dental surgery!! expensive night lmao

thank you drafts I love you drafts

no less than 7 sad little men called me today wanting a reservation for tomorrow!!! 7 poor fools stuck with a dude asking “do you guys even like, do reservations?” on feb 13th 😭

sometimes you’re having a bad day at work and then the nicest and prettiest lady comes in and then everything is better

unfollowed the french chocolate wizard because he posted with MR B****???

DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS

I almost posted that I exfoliated with a toothbrush last night (because I saw it on reels) and I looked GOOD in the morning but I decided it wasn’t important?? then a sweet lady today asked what I do to my skin to make it so nice…. toothbrush, ma’am 😭💖

praying to every god that there’s a plain bagel left at work today PLEASE I NEED THIS

this is so disgusting to say but i started playing league again and it’s still awful!!!! but i also have a ton of great friends still online that i never see otherwise so thank you rito for letting me play and even sometimes, win

EARLY VALENTINES TWILIGHT LEGO CULLEN HOUSE RAHHHH?????? CRYING 💖💖💖

every day i mourn panda express sichuan hot chicken. every day

9 episodes into rizzoli and isles, rizzoli (homicide detective) calls in a hit on a mobster that MIGHT have threatened her very platonic girl friend and smirks over his dead body. lets go lesbians

the year is 2026 and your iphone still can’t play a video YOU TOOK at 2x speed

at the point in my riordanverse re-read that i’m not rereading anymore!!!!! ts came out while i was in college, incredible

the absolute disgust i felt when i found out (last week) that bridgerton is the name of a man

i hope they play all the things she said

got kidnapped at the library by an old lady employee who said “hey kids… wanna see the rare book room? say yes.” and we got a private tour??? I love library

showed up to the fan fest and the line was 2 miles long!!!! so we got crazy pastries instead

haven’t had the energy to open nikki in 3 days AND i’m at the movies and i still can’t stop thinking about how maintenance is keeping me from playing. what kind of disorder is this

ms shirley beauty2thestreetz passed away????? i’m crying what

new fallout episode has that nasty motion filter on it that makes it look like you’re watching a soap opera, wtf???

gave my husband so much woman juice he just approached me about publishing a romance novel so now i gotta get started on the art

1 episode into rizzoli and isles, i love my 2010s lesbian copaganda ft. billy burke

accidentally updated my ios and it feels like a literal curse. whole phone (13) operating on low battery mode now. tim apple I Hate You

this is by no means a political account but FUCK ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHINGA LA MIGRA!!!!!!!!!! FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK EVERY FASCIST PIG WHO STANDS BEHIND HIM!!!!!!!!!

have GOT to stop taking my life for granted

drove over and hour to be here 2 hours early to a Family Thing (because they asked me to get here at 5pm on a friday??? insane traffic) and the only acknowledgement of my presence at all has been “no [husbands name]?” and then they walked away. lol

thank you for your service sir 🫡😭

didn’t want to cook after work so i went to wendys and drove straight up they were holding my bag out the window like a cartoon? awesome, amazing, so efficient. yall they were only so quick with it bc my food is NOT IN THE BAG

phone etiquette is so dead and gone and it makes my job such a fucking pain in the ass

maybe it’s just that i’m wasted off 1.5 glasses of moscato but the pjo tv series is SO good i’m so thankful to have something that i love immortalized in a new way 😭😭😭 and to have a new gen get into the books??? amazing. no notes

as a reward for my hard work i’m gettin a lil ceasar salad and a BIG FRENCH ONION SOUP 🗣️🗣️🗣️

nieces birthday, got her the cutest lil fruit purse and put strawberry socks and lip gloss in it 💜

buzzballz you aint have to ball like that but you did. you really did that (pink lemonsqueezy)

so i lived w/ an abusive boyfriend in 2016 and depressionposted on instagram approximately 2000 times that year!!!! checked the archives- no less than FIFTEEN dog filter posts (amongst the other filters) some winners (w/ captions!)

my LIBRARY card i’ve had less than a year is EXPIRED??? girl if you don’t turn my unlimited audiobook app back on i swear

rrrrhhahhhhh my wrist hurts so bad from drawing I need a break but I don’t wANT TO

ALIEN CUTIE!!!💫👾 #art #procreate

wrist pain be gone evil demon