Pulch
@pulch.bsky.social
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she/her 28 🏳️⚧️ ssbm samus #1 gay melee player* Mediocre at chess
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Yeah let's get one thing straight. I didn't come down to this lesbian bar to be everyone's friend and I certainly don't desire everyone to accept me as one of the polycule. I came down strictly as a dicksucking move. I've grown stale at the bear bar and I'm looking for a new region to conquer.
11 months ago
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These men on
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17 days ago
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Made a pb&j sandwich for the first time in years. Oh god I fucked it up Actual disaster
19 days ago
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Took every drug available to me last night and got a good night’s sleep. Should’ve used better methodology now I’ll never know which one is the right one to take smh
24 days ago
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Almost one month sick…. I would like to feel better so I can create some art k thx :) I got something ambitious coming, but it’s not looking like things will be wrapped up this year :/
26 days ago
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I prayed to god last night to ask where I’m going in life. She said “whatever you do, kill savage beastfly. You have to kill savage beastfly. Idk where that thing came from; it certainly isn’t one of my creations”
29 days ago
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I hunger
about 1 month ago
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Getting to that age where I’m putting sunscreen on my homies’ bald spots
about 1 month ago
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Drew
2 months ago
they crucified Kush at smash con. he up on the cross :(
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Got too autistic with it in the shower and now the feds are after me
2 months ago
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9th in dubs at supernova yippee
2 months ago
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Howard university chipotle permanently closed my life is over
2 months ago
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I need to touch grass but it’s 100 degrees outside
2 months ago
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Ripped my fav pair of jeans on an arm rest while sitting down on this flight. Gonna have to moon a bunch of people whenever I stand up
2 months ago
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Melee Stats
3 months ago
Player Spotlight: BS, for placing 2nd at COMET as the 10th seed, beating Hua, Kush Messiah, EddieTheKid, and Juicebox! Honorable Mention: clementine, for placing 5th at Phantom as the 15th seed, beating GnomeDome and The Prince of Penrith (Sock)!
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When the baddie is holding a beer bottle I shut up and listen
3 months ago
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New vsauce in 2025?!?!
3 months ago
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How do I tell my cat that I will never want to cuddle while I’m on the toilet
3 months ago
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Fred Durst speaks to me in my dreams
3 months ago
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Reaping seeds I didn’t realize I had sown :)
3 months ago
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I'm used to being misgendered in the city or whatever, but a stranger making the sign of the cross and then proceeding to make devil faces at me is a new one.
3 months ago
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we're so back
3 months ago
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Finally
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Just a monogamous girlie living under the thumb of big poly
4 months ago
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I hope she finds the PR yoshi of her dreams
4 months ago
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Day two of looking for medium grain rice in DC. Today I chose “Rice Market” as my 5th target. With a name like that I knew my chances were low. I was right. Nothing but basmati and jasemine I knew something was off when the Spanish market didn’t have any. Feeling like there’s no hope
4 months ago
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Dante 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
4 months ago
If I flirt with you, you should be scared. You should pray to Jesus
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They’re keeping me locked in the laser office until my face changes colors please send help
4 months ago
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Gaylee
4 months ago
ANNOUNCING THE NEW GAYLEE POWER RANKINGS congrats to our 16 star players! and thanks to everyone who played in season 5!
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I finally didn’t lose to Fox at a major for once! Out at 65th not too bad
4 months ago
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I shouldn’t have to pay rent in June
4 months ago
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boymoding
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4 months ago
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Went to the hardware store two days in a row; I might be in love 😍
5 months ago
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Damn when did they fix the
start.gg
search this shit is so functional now
5 months ago
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Pins abound
6 months ago
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Took an audio recording of us going through the car wash, and I’ve been listening to it on loop because I have nothing better to do
6 months ago
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Really regretting giving my f-slur pass to Kush Messiah. I could really use it right now 😔
6 months ago
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Melee decompilation has been activating the number go up neurons more than anything else in a long time. Can’t eat or sleep I’m so close to a 100% match lord help me
6 months ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
6 months ago
I’ll never understand transphobic Christians. Was god not the first to look at His son and think he needed more holes?
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wizzy 😭
6 months ago
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It’s been long enough. I need to take another stab at notpron
6 months ago
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tiny moonwalk for the fans
loading . . .
6 months ago
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Babe please. The 30 min time limit for eating at roaming rooster doesn’t mean you should eat a new extra hot sandwich every 30 mins. Please come back home; we’re worried sick.
6 months ago
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Riptide
7 months ago
🌊It is the final weekend of Early Bird Registration! Don't miss your chance to save money on your Riptide 2025 competitor pass!
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They moved my flight to a gate that doesn’t exist. However, there’s a delta sky club at about the spot the gate would be, so we’re forming a mob and trying to break in
7 months ago
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Two tournaments in a row losing to people underseeded playing under someone else’s tag I’m not salty I’m not salty I’m not salty
7 months ago
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Dante 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
8 months ago
Me: “My posts are supposed to evoke the trauma the we as all humans go through and circle back to at each stage of our life, but I don’t think people under stand that. I don’t think people are ready for that.” TurboTax: “you owe ten thousand dollars.”
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infinite yearning
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8 months ago
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Rebecca R Helm
8 months ago
Scientists first collected a pig butt worm from the dark ocean depths near Monterey, California. The size of marbles, pigbutts are a near complete mystery. Officially described in 2007, scientists aren’t even sure if the pigbutt form is an adult, or just a very very awkward adolescent stage.
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river 🌸🌧️
8 months ago
kendrick fucked the world for 72 hours and now its pregnant
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ben (bs)
8 months ago
anyone wanna hire me if i quit my job? im willing to go into the office up to once a year, and will answer emails and teams pings if im in a good mood. i also need a mental health day off once or twice a week. starting salary $100k+ pls
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