history people why are train stations so grand?

My gift of massage tools for me to use on him was a hit and now my thumb and wrist joints are less sore

"The novel concludes with the revelation that Gatsby's wealth could not buy him happiness or love, and the story serves as a cautionary tale about the emptiness of the American Dream." Theme of the (open to the general public) rich bitch new years eve party.

I found a vape in my car and finally checked the fuck out ✌️

This lady in the pot shop wants to know how the gummies compare to shrooms and like... they don't

I'm pissed that I waited and medicated to ensure I wasn't coughing or snotting on others at Pilates and the dumb rich bitch next to me coughed the whole time. Fuck youuuuuuu

Today's list: Paw safe ice melt A light bulb A can of cinnamon rolls with icing Plan for tomorrow is to hang with Beavis and Mt Man at the shop all day, bring the air fryer, have snacks, watch movies. I plan to be very stoned all day. Debating if I should bring the double camping chair and blanket

We finally tried the costco enchilada bake - spicy!! 👍

Cooked some chickpeas and quinoa and now I would like to roast both until crispy

This sounds like sleeping in a plastic tarp but I'll deal with it

u kno i am pro weed/california sober but there is someone in the al anon chat that is being insane about it and like bruh...there's people here struggling with so much, u do not need to push this agenda in this setting. take a puff and ctfo

just another example here: a month ago we planned a webinar, boss loved idea and said it would be great to have a co-presenter from (industry org), "I'll see who I can get to join me"

Ideas for today: Pick up comforter from dry cleaner Wash sheets Stop by mt man's shop - he stole some half & half from home I want back Call alignment shop Call spa I got a gift card to 8+ months ago Continue to avoid work/my boss

Just me or nyquil = night sweats?

Where do frugal girls buy a 👰‍♀️ dress?

It's "funny" that I want to apologize to every one for being depressed, but it's literally not impacting anyone but me 🙃

It's Beavis

Beavis: finally discovering the puzzle I made him with a used toilet paper roll and packing paper but not before stealing everything else

in other news i took some 🍄 finally and am doing a brain dump

Everyone canceled their meetings with me and I canceled on returning to Pilates because my mild congestion head cold moved down to my chest and I don't want to cough on people or catch other cooties when I'm not yet 100% So....

Barry would have ripped my face off, Beavis chose to snuggle under my chin. Thank you universe🙏❤️🥰

New to us yellowstone show on HBO Max

Fingers crossed that mt man's mom comes through on the doggy dna kit I requested.

Mt man wants to drive to Omaha in feb for nephews bday/a few days off work and his idea is to detour to Denver for a day. I can't say I love that many days in a car but I do want time off work 😕

I thought doing my make up would help me be less depressed but now I'm over analyzing and wondering if I'm making look dated

Woke up wanting to google something but then lost the thought. So now I don't even know what I don't know😭

I ate too much dinner

I took a nap and it helped a smidge. God I wish I wasn't a toddler trapped in an adults body

I'm depressed but like... going to push onwards

Cross posted: I really wish I wasn't nuts. It's boring obsessing over the stupidest shit all the time.

i'm thankful my cold was mild, and i'm grateful that i truly took it easy this week instead of pushing myself.

using AI to tell you you're a genius and everyone should listen to you: 👎 using AI to turn angry thoughts into coherent (and kind) talking points: 👍

Goals for the weekend: Trip to Costco -> find something easy to eat on Christmas Make a guest list??

weird things I fantasize about: * an IV drip of lidocaine * A soaking tub full of cortisone * getting my brain including sinus cavities douched, preferably with carbonated water

Planning to get pho for dinner as a reward for attending hoa meeting and also because I don't want to cook and love soup. But I don't need to justify this to anyone so 🤷

I can hear downstairs conversation so clearly. I like to pretend my carpet and furniture dampens my conversation a bit but...probably not if I can hear them word for word, huh?

i'm on a webinar and so far all of the advice is "everything your boss does is wrong" so that will be a fun conversation...after the new year

uh what do you say on your egift card to your niece and nephews you've only met once but are like...trying to assure you are a cool aunt, just a cool aunt that had to set a hard boundary with your mom for a while?

i feel so much better than yesterday because i'm caught up on sleep and my congestion is greatly lessened. i'd like to credit my latest covid preventative spray astepro and zinc. but really i think i just got lucky and whatever cooties i had were mild.

mission accomplished 🎉

Today's goals: Take shower

Thought my dr would yell at me for having high glucose but instead he pointed out that it's trending down and told me to keep up the good work. I need a "good boy" head pat emoji

The happiest ever after in the Netflix HEA show is the boss that realizes all his employee really wants is cash 🙏💸💰

Edible is kicking in ✌️🙏🤧

I don't like being sick but after getting over being grumps, mt man helped me have an a ok one

Mt man, do you need to announce there's a wet spot at the door or could you...grab a paper towel and or change the dog's potty pad?

Mt man cranky at me and I still haven't had any coffee yet. You don't know my struggles bitch

Turns out a ton of caffeine and Sudafed don't help you fall asleep

Knowing nothing about wicked other than "Broadway musical about how the wicked witch from the Wizard of oz came to be" I can now officially say I was very let down by the (really lack of) story from watching the movies. I have so many better ideas for this shit that continue the allegory.

i never did check out the renovations going on below me (maybe today is the day) but also wtf are they still grinding away at?