stimothée phallomet
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First take the head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly to remove the head from your brother's ass
10 months ago
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It’s good to be far away from the internet
8 days ago
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(To the tune of comfortably numb) I……… I’ve become, unfuckably dumb
24 days ago
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New film franchise idea: • Honey I shrunk my penis • Honey I shrunk my penis 2 • Honey I shrunk everything but my penis
27 days ago
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider
https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/
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Nice afternoon
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about 2 months ago
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I love seeing Rachael Ray in the news
2 months ago
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell
2 months ago
this bitch talking about defending the rule of law. doesn't exist idiot. "I will defend the tooth fairy" ass
add a skeleton here at some point
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Man cave
2 months ago
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Vincent van Gogh
2 months ago
Two Rats - 1884
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503
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POV I’m stuck in ur phone
2 months ago
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Doodling at the bar type shit
3 months ago
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Anyone could be an idiot
3 months ago
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I’m like if an incel had unbelievable swag and sucked madddd dick
3 months ago
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Ellen DeGemerous has prolly eaten more pussy than me, which honestly makes me pretty upset
3 months ago
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Vincent van Gogh
3 months ago
The Starry Night - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476
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Crimson and clover??? But I don’t hardly know er
3 months ago
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Indigo Girls or Hootie & The Blowfish or DC Talk
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Lake Michigan! Live!
3 months ago
Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:
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When someone in my vicinity isn’t a perfect genius, I cringe, I become angry, I shit myself and hit myself on the head a bunch.
3 months ago
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Vincent van Gogh
3 months ago
Tabernacle in the heath - 1886
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13987
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Is there a mr. Fine shyt?
3 months ago
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Lake Michigan! Live!
3 months ago
Current* conditions near Menominee, MI:
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A Goddam Virginian
3 months ago
i think its about time that i found Jesus
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Tim meadows should be in every show
3 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
Report: Mothers Not Paying Attention To 80% Of Cool Things Nation’s Boys Do
https://theonion.com/report-mothers-not-paying-attention-to-80-of-cool-thi-1825533356/
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All my friends ever want to talk about is how bad their shits smell and how painful their shits are
3 months ago
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Girls should have higher self esteem imo
3 months ago
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I couldn’t agree more, so I agreed less
3 months ago
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Quirked up
3 months ago
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If I got a panini press I bet that’d solve a lot of my problems
3 months ago
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Ice cream needs to have chunks in it otherwise it’s no good
3 months ago
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Accidentally made an illegally huge negroni cuz I thought I only had a little bit of gin left but it just kept pouring out of the bottle like some kinda biblical shit
3 months ago
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You know you’re in your mid 30s when eating even just two or three pussies for breakfast will have you snoozing through lunch and dinner!
3 months ago
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So good
3 months ago
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Life sucks… suck it back
3 months ago
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I’m so horny I could practically fuck!
3 months ago
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Holly Thee Scallion
3 months ago
honeycrisp apple mani 💅 🍎
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My crush: god it’s good to see u. How long has it been? Me: it’s never been very long to be honest with u, idk if I would really describe it as “long” per se
3 months ago
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Not gonna lie
3 months ago
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Fio Fiorello
3 months ago
ME (just learned the word impugn with about 65% comprehension): are you impugning me right now dawg? does shit shit impugn me???
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The Onion
3 months ago
Search For Public Restroom An Epic Ordeal Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty
https://theonion.com/search-for-public-restroom-an-epic-ordeal-of-alienation-1819566549/
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Coming down with a really bad case of male loneliness disease
3 months ago
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Just became immune to propaganda
3 months ago
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Disturbed by the cost of a single cheesy Gordita crunch
4 months ago
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mikeo
4 months ago
working on my neighbour's car while he's asleep as a random act of kindness. can't be that hard to figure out what all these parts do
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My pigeon toe is the least masculine thing about me
4 months ago
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Vincent van Gogh
4 months ago
Daubigny's Garden with Black Cat - 1890 #artbots #vangogh
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14760
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She let me hit cuz i got my doctorate in fuckology
4 months ago
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Holly Thee Scallion
4 months ago
corn milk matcha corn butter, corn juice, oat milk, honey, matcha
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I don’t know how many more turn the other cheeks I got left in me
4 months ago
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