I just cleaned out my shower drain… time to return to a pixie haircut 🤢

Costco visits at 9:40 on Saturday mornings might be the move. That was probably the most peaceful Costco trip I’ve ever had 😌 AND I spent less than $200 💅🏼

If you were a video game character, what would your health pick up be?

Today is the first rainy day since I bought my new car and it’s such a world of difference driving with tires that didnt need to be replaced 40k miles ago ☠️

My other boss will be in town the next two days so I’m doubly oppressed this week (just kidding the most important task of my job requires zero interaction with people).

me as i start msq and see this bitch 😒🔫 #ffxiv

Yes 💅🏼

FFXIV has a new patch like once every 6 months and League is out here having a new patch every week 😭

I need it

FFXIV Patch 7.5 is less than 24 hours away! The special site has also been updated with a sneak peek at some of the rewards! 🤛 🐐 sqex.to/vhnWW

I’m proud of myself for actually cleaning and vacuum sealing the package of chicken I bought 🙌🏼

We did it y’all

Let’s see if we buy a new car today 🤔

I’ve never had onions on a blt, but if the lady at new seasons thinks I need onions then so be it 🙂‍↕️🥹

Waiiiit this could be fun

I decided to organize the physical media at 8am on a Sunday (this is only one side). Send help.

Couchella 🙌🏼 🙌🏼 🙌🏼

Happy Couchella Weekend 1 💃🏻

The #FFXIV Patch 7.5 special site is now live! 💠 Echoes of Vana'diel - Windurst: The Third Walk 🦁 New Limited Job: Beastmaster ❄ New Dungeon: The Clyteum ⚔ New Trial: The Unmaking Stay tuned for more information to come! 🌐 sqex.to/vhnWW

Me putting in to leave work an hour early tomorrow so I can catch Slayyyter’s Coachella set 💅🏼

My socialization battery was completely drained into the negatives in Florida that I STILL don’t want to hear a single person talk right now and I’ve been back almost a week 🥹

you can keep them like that, we won't mind

The way I mailed them out from Florida on Monday and they’re already out for delivery today (I paid for the slowest ground shipping). USPS is hustling.

The gacha gods blessing me with two window seats 🙌🏼

Applauding myself for thinking of shipping whatever I bought on vacation so I don’t have to deal with a second suitcase 👏 👏 👏

The greatest American establishment 🧇

Got to see my girls last night! Best concert I’ve been to 🙌🏼

Me trying to remember parts 1&2

Hear me out

Introducing a new limited job: 🐾 Beastmaster 🐾 Set to arrive in the Patch 7.5x series!

Let’s go QOL 🙌🏼

My boy Franz was like, it’s March let’s release those fall flavors. I am not complaining though.

I need Franz to make their pancake bread an all year round happening.

I will hear no Mr. Mime slander

Supporting our millennial queen 💅🏼

Me just realizing the coffee I got with the penis drawn on it had dairy thus making my iron supplement for the day moot 🫩🥀 WOOZY ANEMIA TIME LETS GO

What is this is this a penis?

Ridgefield on the map 🙌🏼

i don't know why barnes and noble uses the packaging that they do to ship single books, but GOOD LORD it's like trying to break into fort knox every dang time.

Next month I’ll be reunited with Dunkin and Waffle House 🥹

I think I've found my calling and it's League of Legends. Specifically ARAM.

I see all the low IQ individuals decided to drive around the Portland metro area this morning.

They drained the Ishgardian piss caves 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #ffxiv

Why is my apartment complex so funny

I’m always amazed when I go downstairs and all the different agencies are eating lunch together in the cafeteria.

Wdym 7.41….

I always avoid healing in MMOs and what do I end up playing the most in League? SUPPORT. WHY.

Only laufey songs can pierce through my coffeehouse disassociation.

When I told my coworkers today I would never buy an electric vehicle solely because when the zombie apocalypse happens, there won't be electricity, I don't think they understood the gravity of the situation. I will be prepared.

Every single normals tier release I forget the new weapon is 7 weeks and not 4 and then I’m forced to do relics 🫩🔫 #ffxiv