I don't remember saying you could skip class.

He did as instructed.

Someone has 100 lines to have finished by tomorrow, or he's going to be in a heck of a lot of trouble...

I will admit I'm quite relieved it's a bit cooler now. At least I can wear the shiny stuff again without melting!

Cheers!

Did you just say "You can't wear one slipper"? I'm not going to be wearing it, I'm going to be using it. On your backside!

I don't recall saying you could go out in the sunshine before you finished your chores...

Beautiful gifts of bubbly and chocolates. Thank you!

It's feeling like a 1960s sort of day today...

Come along now. In you go.

You thought it was far too hot for me to be bothered to get my hairbrush out to deal with you. You were wrong!

About to tuck into a tasty tapas lunch.

I forgot to share this on Saturday.

I hope you're all keeping properly hydrated. It's 30° here!

I suppose I shouldn't expect anything else in this day and age. 😕

A cheeky glass of bubbly out in the sunshine? I don't mind if I do!

Yes, I do have eyes in the back of my head. And, yes, I do know you're trying to get a sneaky peek at my stocking tops.

Today I had a thoroughly enjoyable shoe and boot sesh with someone who was kind enough to bring me a gift of a bottle of Australian bubbly. I look forward to sampling it over the Bank Holiday weekend!

No homework on your desk? Oh dear, oh dear...

When someone brings you bamboo canes that are almost as tall as you! 😄

Someone is about to find themselves in all sorts of a predicament...

It's Monday morning and you are in my office for misbehaving already. What am I to do with you??

You know what this is? It's going across your backside, that's what it is!

Look what I found in his pencil case!! 😡

Posh katsu chicken curry? Don't mind if I do! Thank you, K, for the lovely lunch.

Stop that snivelling! You knew you had this coming to you if you didn't behave.

Did I catch you staring??

I can take the hint! ✋️😄

Just because it's the weekend it doesn't mean you are let off from doing your homework. Sit down, get on with it, or I will make sure you can't sit down!

SS bought me my favourite English sparkling wine for my birthday. He got me the Rosé as he said it would match the colour of his posterior after I had finished with him! 😆

A surprise birthday bouquet received today with no name of the sender on the card. Whoever you are, thank you! ☺️

I'm back! I had a lovely, relaxing time away celebrating my birthday and now it's time to get back to business... sorting you lot out!

Up, up and away! Taking a few days off to celebrate my birthday. I will be back on Friday. Try to be good while I'm away.

I've just had the best foot sesh ever. NS, you have a rare talent!

🎂

Do as it says on the chalkboard...

A little paddle with a lot of power! 😁

I did! 😁

Are you in trouble AGAIN?

Thank you, SD, for the bottle of champagne.

Why does there appear to be a leather strap growing out of my right knee?! 😆

I got my Tw@tter account back! Yayyyyy!

I love receiving feedback. ☺️

Unbelievable! I found a used ticket in his shorts for a disco dated yesterday when he was supposed to be grounded!

I received this wonderfully illustrated story in the post.

It was a busy day offline yesterday. Even busier today!

I expect you to be standing against this so I can get a good swing at you...

What have I told you about not staring?!

Mmmmm... a lot of fun was had with this (and someone now has a very tender posterior!) 🤭

It's a beautiful Spring day and I'm delighted to have received a gorgeous bouquet of flowers. Thank you (you know who you are).