Turns out “I’m the Nightwachman” are the only words I know to Tom Perry’s Nightwachman. Spent an hour singing to myself while clearing my driveway. The rest was all “mm mm mmmm mm mm”.

Snowblower owners, which method? Several times during the blizzard, or once when it’s finished snowing?

Miles just climbed the bookshelf to get a better look at a ladybug #cats #catsofbluesky

We know the lights attract them. Let’s grab the brightest ones we can find and swing them around as we walk#svengoolie #svenpals #metv #houseofavengoolie

The Walking Dead is this films “Perry Mason”. So far, we have Jeffrey DeMunn (Dale), Melissa McBride (Carol) and Laurie Holden (Andrea) #svengoolie #svenpals #metv #houseofavengoolie

Saw this in a theater. The ending really got to me. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv #houseofavengoolie

So.. Kid Rock’s evidence that he ISN’T charging $5k for a front row seat is..wait for it.. that he IS charging $5k for a front row seat. Way to own the fake liberal media, Bob.

I was at an event. A guy asked to take a picture. I agreed to be polite. While there may be a picture of me with the Muffin Man, I assure you I do not KNOW the Muffin Man. I will not be taking questions at this time.

As we learned last week in “King Kong vs. Godzilla”, Glen is a mammal, so the electricity will make him stronger #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Yes, Major. Killing a woman’s brother greatly reduces the odds of her going out with you. Don’t ask how I know. I will not be taking questions at this time. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

“Glen was 60 feet tall” will ALWAYS be my favorite line from any movie!!! #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

I’d like to get some of my to-do list done but, as you can see, I’m completely incapacitated for the foreseeable future. Happy #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

The last minute of #Caturday and I have THIS goofy guy on my lap. Life is good.

Tonight we will finally learn if there is a point where a comment for “King Kong VS Godzilla” or “Fiend Without a Face” could fit either movie. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

The logistics in this film are astounding. That wire I just invented? Sure, I have 17 miles of it on hand. Huge balloons? Yup. An endless supply of helium? No problem. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Wait…If they have the full recording, why does he need his own drums? Is he the guy who brings his guitar to an outdoor concert? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good has ever followed the sentence “Quick, get my drums”. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

I’ve got my wall maps, globe, jar of hallucinogenic berries and and old man with a picture book. And now, the News. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Have Republicans said why the next ICE murder is justified yet, or will they wait until the seconds after it occurs?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about the Hate Crime part of this film #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Why wouldn’t all of the reporters be in the UN building? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Miles plans to ride out the snow in his comfy tunnel. Happy #Caturday

After a difficult day, it’s good to have Miles nap on my lap. Just what I needed.

Johnny Quest has the best theme song of any cartoon show. I will not be taking questions at this time. youtu.be/SIhEpjnaNlo?...

What ever it was changed him. Changed him? In what way? Well, he used to be alive… #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

The Skull may have some of the clunkiest exposition I’ve ever seen. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Swapped the speaker in my Fender Blues Deluxe. My tech, Miles, inspects my work. He seems to approve #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

Did I need another amplifier? No. Did I get another amplifier? You betcha. Previous owner already made any mods I would have made. Sounds great!

Doc rocking the Swifty Lazar glasses was certainly a choice. (Nice to have fellow viewers old enough to get the reference) #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Her father said “Tara” the moment she was born. My dad must have been reading A Confederacy of Dunces in the waiting room. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Is there ONE person who is uncomfortable handling a severed hand? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

This is just “having no plan” with extra steps!

"Swan Lake" playing on a loop on Russia‘s doomsday radio channel has people wondering if Putin is dead. Dictators around the world are scrambling to see who gets custody of Trump.

For a 1962 movie, I can imagine the social issues the writers were expressing here. Truly ahead of their time #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Can’t believe they’re hitting the hard “r” on Clicker. “Clicka” can be a term of endearment, but humans are advised against using it #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Happy holidays to all my fellow “Radical Left Scum”.

My favorite gift! My wife had a calendar made for me with her favorite pictures of Miles the Wonder Cat. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate #cats #catsofbluesky

Don’t believe Repubs saying any guilty Epstein client should go to jail regardless of party. Trump has ALREADY been found by Court to be a rapist and they aren’t bothered at all.

Mom went down to the basement and Miles is NOT happy about it. She’ll catch an earful when she comes back #cats #catsofbluesky

Those candles are REMARKABLY effective! My house isn’t that well lit #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

Special Delivery from Miles #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

How I imagine the Kennedy Center in a couple of years.

A Serbian Film is a Christmas movie!

Weird thing is, I STILL haven’t had to explain to a Conservative how a Rob Reiner quote was out of context. #RobReiner

Miles is, without any doubt, the most effective antidepressant I’ve ever tried. Of course, my other current Rx allows me to walk freely around my house, so there’s that.

Miles hopes everyone has a very merry #caturday and any other holidays you may celebrate #cats #catsofbluesky

Half the town runs to the police because they saw a shadow. Where do they live? Karenville? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

The Mummy isn’t exactly a speed demon! How did he even make it out of the tent before Steve got there? Did Steve stop for coffee on the way? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

In an instant my stressful day suddenly vanished. Miles is magical medicine. #cats #catsofbluesky

I have a lot to be thankful for, but this guy tops the list. Miles has been with us for 2 years and he makes me laugh out loud at least once a day. #thanksgiving #cats #catsofbluesky