Oh you love “backrooms” and “Mystery flesh pit park” huh? What’s next “backshots” and “hairy armpit art”? Pervert.

can anyone tell me why ppl are clearly satire following this guy posting through his hysterical episodes

telling my 4 year old nibling "reddit is down the hall & to the left" in the most disgusted possible affect after they breathlessly recite both sides of the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" joke to me

5 beers post: y does amine food look so delcious?[pic of killua doing whippits] 2 loud hits post: oomfs callng tatical satrike om me[visualizing 'Come and See' as a n64 game] 3 black lotus whiffs post: xey who foretokens saltation. xey who bit through xer own caul. xey who imprecates God himself.̴̦̈́

That post isn’t living in your head “rent-free” it’s a cursed piece of armor now adhered to your multitudinously-limbed psyche, if you make use of its unique stat distribution, it will serve you well.

IF THE ODDS WERE AGAINST OUR LOVE, WOULD YOU FALL SO WE COULD SPLIT THE WINNINGS? IF I BROKE YR HEART, HOW MUCH DO U THINK WE COULD STILL GET 4 IT? REMEMBER YR 1ST KISS? HOW MUCH DO I HAVE 2 PAY 2 MAKE U FORGET? WIN BIG #2, DOUBLE OR NOTHING winbigzine.gumroad.com/l/love

wearing my full police officer outfit to little caesars to ask for a discount on my purchase. when they say no, i turn off my bodycam and walk around sniffling for over an hour

Doll, I just know you would slay in these!! [link to unsecured video feed of dim facility: in many shots amorphous forms float in glass incubation tubes, in another you squint to see movement in the shadows before it rushes the camera & all goes to static]

Videos for Gen Alpha: [UNSC Marines sword dueling pokemon-themed smiledogs in rhythm w/ a tiktok voice vocal cover of Megalovania against a lowpoly 3D Bikini Bottom] [whole series: 31 minutes] Videos for Zillenials: The fatnek0 saga part XXXVI: The Furrycels cometh [whole series: 94 hours]

they beating yr ass on trello rn, they taking you out behind the shed on deviantart communities, the art institute of columbus ohio yik yak is turning you inside out as we speak

ppl complain abt discorporate pride but I met my nb friends [flint igniting], [breaking glass], & [death rattle] at Lost Angeless pride 2019

The idealized, prettier version of myself I will catch fleeting glimpses of in the mirror now rolls her eyes back into her head & smiles ear to ear in some natural Glasgow smile as to reveal rows of sharp teeth.

“Is this loss” I say to the lines of moss & fungi that explosively sprout in the shape of glyphs out from the water-damaged wall of my bedroom at photo-a-day-timelapse pace while the wet clicking noises get louder.

Skrillex 2010: WTF DUDE! [GHOSTPRODUCED WOBBLE BASS] 🎶may be scary, but our love’s legendary🎶 Skrillex 2023: [Brakence voice memo] aint even here riGHt nowww [treblemaxxed zither w/ bongos] AI Biden over car radio from open browser tab: getoutta here w/ tht loud we rep str8 dirt in the White House

Just landed in L.A.