Trump learning Chinese: "This is a different alphabet than I've ever seen - Everything's radical"

"I dont eat plant based meat, it has too much soy" Buddy, you're not going to enjoy learning what the cow's made of

I stg some day I'm going to play connections and the fourth category is going to be "meaningless sounds"

Safety would have been crazy

"Automatic first down", dont let them think they got that on merit

+2 for the experience debugging an ASP.NET project in a Docker container in Visual Studio. Worked much better than I would have expected.

My dad made oolong tea for me at night so I figured it was had no caffine. Today I need a treat so I make myself oolong tea. I see the search result "oolong tea caffine content". I will not be sleeping at my normal time it seems

#adventofcode Day 1 - Did not complete in a smart way

I like my women like I like my coffee: Kate

Woke Raymond Reddington be like: The Denylist

Colin Mochrie impersonating George W. Bush working at a dairy processing plant looking at the final product: There isn't even a pasture in here

Cash spread

I miss my step-through frame Tails, I miss it a lot

I was playing xrd again and i really didnt like sol looking at me from the 2nd monitor

Posting this late but it was actually so delicious 🍕

I think I'm literally the only person who likes using the d pad on this thing

Gaming time

I just got result 'chilchuck' on quiz 'which dunmeshi are you'. What will you get? uquiz.com/quiz/MQLiji?... via @uquiz

Anyone who convinces themselves to eat leaves in the form of spinach is is going to forget to unsubscribe from a free trial someday.

Won walkies bingo

Just going to repost the classic btw

Me when I don't find a video that funny