carrophobia
@synplant.bsky.social
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i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players
about 1 year ago
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my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction
about 1 year ago
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hi
@kilohearts.com
i love you
@kilohearts.com
about 1 year ago
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"what are your intentions with my daughter" idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites
about 1 year ago
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eating bacon is so gender affirming
about 1 year ago
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no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite
about 1 year ago
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missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after
about 1 year ago
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before dark mode there was invert colors
about 1 year ago
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cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers
about 1 year ago
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pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom
about 1 year ago
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i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag
about 1 year ago
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gamer headphone dent
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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life is like wheres my vape but its just air
about 1 year ago
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on my phone so cliche bro like "no not that emoji!"
about 1 year ago
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thank you jungle slime that has turned into cheese texture
about 1 year ago
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sonefelt im on mishrooms
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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they freed young thug where does the world go from here
about 1 year ago
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ate a weed, life is the fuck
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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i wanna see a 24/7 ai livestream but its just doing an everything in existence tier list
about 1 year ago
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will smith more like wont smith
about 1 year ago
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infinity is like yoo theres so much of this shit
about 1 year ago
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bro remember when that guy was like dont ever buy no weed from the gast station bro and like one eye was lower than the other i remember i was like hahaha i gotta send this to people
about 1 year ago
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who else masters their songs with oxford inflator? like this if you love inflation
about 1 year ago
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solving world hunger rn thats what i call eating
about 1 year ago
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anyone i know sends me some shit with even a smidge of ifunny watermark im beating them to death with my fists doesnt matter how close we are
about 1 year ago
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when she suckin yo nuts but you a gangsta (rip DOOM)
about 1 year ago
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the cat fanbase is so niche
about 1 year ago
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why do british people add an e to shit thats so extra
about 1 year ago
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me irl: hey whats up
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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if someone spits at me during a heated argument im catching it in my mouth and swallowing to assert dominance
about 1 year ago
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theyre ruining the trollface i missed seeing it until they revived it with sigma male brainrot now i feel like theyre just pissing on its grave
about 1 year ago
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companies be like halloween? 40% off, sure whatever who fucking cares
over 1 year ago
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just realized theres always someone peeing on my beats
over 1 year ago
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reposted by
carrophobia
A Hype
over 1 year ago
I’m with Mickey the mother fucking Mouse (if you know you know) … true story, I tried to dap him up when I first met him (he didn’t know what the fuck a dap was) and I almost tore his head off, the lady taking pictures told me “don’t be too rough” … I forgot that he’s not a real mouse ☹️
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my sm7b's main occupation is to be a microphone but its side hustle is to be a bag clip
over 1 year ago
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accidentally hit space bar while eating from my bag of chex mix now my ableton playhead is at 2143
over 1 year ago
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brat money, been getting that green since they let a G cook
over 1 year ago
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reposted by
carrophobia
Ethab
over 1 year ago
New music out today
#bathgone
Happy Halloween
open.spotify.com/album/2JWEb3...
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Dr Bones Color Lab
Bath Gone · Album · 2024 · 14 songs
https://open.spotify.com/album/2JWEb37cU6GL1gsQaVg34Y?si=3JI169cjTxW4jh_5k3cc5Q
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someone gotta sample monster mash that shit is hard
over 1 year ago
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nobody has tagged me in music train who wanna run a train on me
over 1 year ago
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dupstep
over 1 year ago
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gangnem style
over 1 year ago
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chromaphobia
over 1 year ago
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this is me if you even care
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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a honey bee i just saw outside
over 1 year ago
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turn sloppy piano into beautiful soundscape
over 1 year ago
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someone gotta sample amazing grace that shit fire
over 1 year ago
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