Greetings from Alaska!

My breakup song with Target #target #song #breakup

Still mourning the loss of Joann Fabrics youtube.com/shorts/mIOPe...

The question: Who’s the gayest muppet?

Backstage with Caroline and JJ after the show! The Carlile Family Band is SO GOOD!

I’ve been asked to post more content on Bluesky. Challenge accepted! (Photo of me saying goodnight to a sold out show in Seattle)

My fondest memories are from times I’ve spent in our National Parks. When I was a kid my grandparents took me and my cousin across America to see Rocky Mountain, Arches, Yellowstone, and Grand Teton National Parks in their Caprice Classic car listening to Marty Robbins and the Oak Ridge Boys. (1/3)

SOLD OUT show tonight in San Francisco! @cobbscomedyclub

Winter wear is my wife’s lingerie. 🥰

The new Camp Kristin S’more Lesbians S’more tour has officially begun! Thanks Philadelphia and Chicago!!!

I want to be more positive on Bluesky. So, I’m positive E Mu broke into the US Treasury and will steal our SS and Medicaid. There. I feel better.

Deleted X. Downloaded Bluesky. Joined Costco. The Lesbian Army buys in bulk and is ready for action! Who needs a Bert’s Bees? I bought the 100 pack.

New 2025 merch is OUT! Grab a shirt, hat, sticker, hoodie and show your Ca Caw!pride.

I joined @bsky.app, I like cats, and I raised a Lesbian Army. Wanna be friends?