This is for the gaytriots and theytriots

Another day another speedo ☀️

Sunday sniff

Weekend is now

Today

Always dreamt of being a boy when I grew up

He’s literate

Sorry I’ve been busy

Pushups done

30k feet

Popping in to say my monthly hello

I had my first rescue of the year today and he was quite defiant

Can I post something without being content moderated

Head start of being less pale

Yall are about to see me get real fuckin weird about them

MY FROGS ARE AWAKE I REPEAT MY FROGS ARE AWAKE

A pic in boxers gets content moderated but yet I can be bush out and nothing this time lmfaooooo

Oopsie

I like the snow but I hate the shoveling

Currently have 172 unread text messages with absolutely no desire to open any of them

What the fuck do you bitches know about cooking

I think a boy wants this cookie 🙈

Coworker just hit me with the “you have ADHD, right?”….idk man I think I’m alright, but let’s stay off self-diagnosis tik tok please

My main goal in life is to get more men to grow out their bush

Here’s me almost naked

When I can just post old thirst traps cause I never did here >>>>

When I start posting bangers on here it alsolutely is over for you hoes

Should I wake it back up on here or nah

I’m back hoes

Hello is this thing on

It’s Friday 🙂‍↕️

Post notifs now here which means we’re one more feature away from this being a viable app!

Good morning to the gay boys in my phone

Who up Fourthing their July

I would say “send nudes to celebrate” but for some UNGODLY reason you still can’t DM them on this dumbass app

Yippeeee ☺️

Yall can thank my internet husband for telling me to post this ☺️

Right before I got chased out by the rain 😭

Jesus Christ

This shit “👉🏻👈🏻” is so fun type like yes I’m emotionally kicking my feet giggling while in reality I look like this on the other side of the phone

Do yall like my pride outfit from last weekend

Won my gay kickball league tournament again if you were wondering

I got big hands

One thing they didn’t tell me when I stopped drinking is that in a few months I’m gonna be waking up at 6:30am on a Saturday regularly, having some tea, reading, then going outside to verbally and individually say hello to the animals in my backyard that I’ve all given names too

Who are you talking to?

First ran out of spf 50 so now I’m gonna burn then I forgot I had an AirPod in still and jumped in the pool it’s so over for me today

The way I have become so delusional my brain yesterday went “wow Bluesky has a major bot problem” when I didn’t get 100% adoration under a third trap

That post escaped some sort of containment huh

Wait I’m not on here often but can I tell people to **** ******** or nah

Now you wanna talk about reading? Let’s talk about reading…