I’m back hoes

Hello is this thing on

It’s Friday 🙂‍↕️

Post notifs now here which means we’re one more feature away from this being a viable app!

Good morning to the gay boys in my phone

Who up Fourthing their July

I would say “send nudes to celebrate” but for some UNGODLY reason you still can’t DM them on this dumbass app

Yippeeee ☺️

Yall can thank my internet husband for telling me to post this ☺️

Right before I got chased out by the rain 😭

Jesus Christ

This shit “👉🏻👈🏻” is so fun type like yes I’m emotionally kicking my feet giggling while in reality I look like this on the other side of the phone

Do yall like my pride outfit from last weekend

Won my gay kickball league tournament again if you were wondering

I got big hands

One thing they didn’t tell me when I stopped drinking is that in a few months I’m gonna be waking up at 6:30am on a Saturday regularly, having some tea, reading, then going outside to verbally and individually say hello to the animals in my backyard that I’ve all given names too

Who are you talking to?

First ran out of spf 50 so now I’m gonna burn then I forgot I had an AirPod in still and jumped in the pool it’s so over for me today

The way I have become so delusional my brain yesterday went “wow Bluesky has a major bot problem” when I didn’t get 100% adoration under a third trap

That post escaped some sort of containment huh

Wait I’m not on here often but can I tell people to **** ******** or nah

Now you wanna talk about reading? Let’s talk about reading…

Would it be too Maryland of me to put Old Bay on sliced mangos

I didn’t forget yall I promise

I imagine all of you with very thick and full bushes btw

The mirror and I meet again

Just a lil sun kissed

Some friends are coming over to play mermaids today yeeeeeeee

Send me your worst you freaks ngl.link/conniekettel

New speedos in the mail yup yup yup ☺️

Me and my short top

Woke up and immediately bought 3 pairs of shoes, why? Idk

Do you think the new pope has heard of steamworks

The angle I’m sure you all wanted to see lol

Humo day but posting bulge instead

LOVE gardening

Internet husband said yall should see this 😊

There should be a competition in the comments

If it rains tonight I’m gonna get in the hot tub with a mocktail how fab

Big hairy man tits :)

I apologize…I should’ve made it more clear :)

New favorite angle just dropped

Feet for free why not

Look @pandershirts.com speedos have absolutely never done me wrong

The video I just took of me shaking my pussy…

I think I need better sunscreen

I want a man with a comfortably sized member and I’m not afraid to say it

Obsessed with watching boys use dildos actually

Gay guys are doing the generic “he has risen” with hog pic posts but if they really wanted to be about it they’d post themselves being sodomized with sound on

I never want to be perceived by so many people ever again!